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Title: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:24:36 PM
http://www.people.com/article/lena-dunham-molestation-accusations-twitter

QuoteLena Dunham is fighting back at critics who accused her of molesting her younger sister based on a story in her book, Not That Kind of Girl.

The excerpt in question:

"One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn't resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked."

"My mother came running. 'Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!' "

"My mother didn't bother asking why I had opened Grace's vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success."

After the politically conservative site Truth Revolt alleged she had abused her sister, Dunham, 28, took to Twitter.

"The right wing news story that I molested my little sister isn't just LOL – it's really f------ upsetting and disgusting," she wrote.

"Usually this is stuff I can ignore but don't demean sufferers, don't twist words," she continued. "I told a story about being a weird seven year old. I bet you have some too ..."

One person who's apparently taking the situation in stride: Dunham's sister. In her final Tweet, Dunham wrote, "I wish my sister wasn't laughing so hard."

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2014/11/lena-dunham-memoir.html

QuoteLena is Hollywood's millennial golden girl and the accolades are a-plenty so there's much buzz around her memoir "Not That Kind of Girl." But yesterday, a website called Truth Revolt published one troubling excerpt from Lena's book about exploration of her sister's vagina when they were both children (Lena was 7, Grace was 1). That led to other people writing about other parts of the book that were equally worthy of epic side-eyes.

"One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn't resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.... My mother didn't bother asking why I had opened Grace's vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success."

Also, THIS (from Glamour):

'As she grew, I took to bribing her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.'

Let the church say: EW.

Somewhere else in the book, Lena talks about masturbating next to her sister in bed (and she was much older than 7 then). So, there are people who are understandably shocked and outraged by these pieces of her memoir and of the admittance in such a cavalier way. There are LAYERS and LEVELS to this dysfunction and none of them justify these excerpts.

Some people are saying Lena sexually molested her little sister, and that she's a predator. I'm stopping short of saying that but I can't just brush it off as "normal childhood behavior." Kids do creepy things but do those children turn around as adults to write about those moments like fond memories? Especially when those moments involve someone else's private parts that you "spread apart." Is it normal to compare what you did to something a sexual predator would as a full grown person?

If you're Lena Dunham the Weird, I guess so.

Even the way it was written makes me terribly uncomfortable ."...And I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn't resist." If you didn't know she was talking about her sister, you'd think it was from an erotica. Reading that made me wince because that is about her baby sister! That "she didn't resist" piece gave it extra gross factor.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
Barf.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Um she was seven and she didn't touch anything....so....how is this news?  I mean weird as fuck but she is an actress.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:38:57 PM
Lena relaxing after a shoot.....


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Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Um she was seven and she didn't touch anything....so....how is this news?  I mean weird as fuck but she is an actress.

QuoteKids do creepy things but do those children turn around as adults to write about those moments like fond memories? Especially when those moments involve someone else's private parts that you "spread apart." Is it normal to compare what you did to something a sexual predator would as a full grown person?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:43:58 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.
laryngitis would do this generation a lot of good. 
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
Mass executions would do the young people some good.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

This generation needs to know when to keep shit to itself.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ideologue on November 02, 2014, 09:46:53 PM
Lol, ok, Mr. BDSM Innuendo.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:47:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
Mass executions would do the young people some good.
you'd have to catch 'em first, limpy :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:47:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
Mass executions would do the young people some good.
you'd have to catch 'em first, limpy :P

What was that eggplant?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

Hrm she is?  Maybe I should look up who exactly she is.

Oh she is the star of that show Girls everybody was talking about for a few seconds. 
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:49:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

Hrm she is?  Maybe I should look up who exactly she is.

Oh she is the star of that show Girls everybody was talking about for a few seconds.

Look up her nudes.

I'll wait.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:47:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 02, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
Mass executions would do the young people some good.
you'd have to catch 'em first, limpy :P

What was that eggplant?
:D :hug:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

Hrm she is?  Maybe I should look up who exactly she is.

Oh she is the star of that show Girls everybody was talking about for a few seconds. 

That's how her character on Girls described herself.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 02, 2014, 09:54:00 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 02, 2014, 09:46:53 PM
Lol, ok, Mr. BDSM Innuendo.

Hot Wheels tracks on married women =\ Spreading your infant sister's roast beef like an open face sammich  <insert cheap shot about Ide being a shitty lawyer here>  
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ideologue on November 02, 2014, 09:59:32 PM
Not analogous, but also not the comparison I was making.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: 11B4V on November 02, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

This generation needs to know when to keep shit to itself.

They just cant help themselves. Drama, drama, drama, woe is me, vomit. Facebook, twitter..etc. They are nothing but people in need of validation. Kind of like Garbon and Raz.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 02, 2014, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 02, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

This generation needs to know when to keep shit to itself.

They just cant help themselves. Drama, drama, drama, woe is me, vomit. Facebook, twitter..etc. They are nothing but people in need of validation. Kind of like Garbon and Raz.

Yeah probably best if you didn't try to play dimestore psychologist. Languish is hardly the place I would turn to if I was seeking external validation. :lol:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: 11B4V on November 02, 2014, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 02, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 02, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
How did she become a thing and when is she going away.

She's the voice of this generation.

This generation needs to know when to keep shit to itself.

They just cant help themselves. Drama, drama, drama, woe is me, vomit. Facebook, twitter..etc. They are nothing but people in need of validation. Kind of like Garbon and Raz.

Yeah probably best if you didn't try to play dimestore psychologist. Languish is hardly the place I would turn to if I was seeking external validation. :lol:

Your a good sport.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 02, 2014, 10:39:07 PM
I told you guys she was gross.  Though I guess even I didn't know how gross she was.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Um she was seven and she didn't touch anything....so....how is this news?  I mean weird as fuck but she is an actress.

QuoteKids do creepy things but do those children turn around as adults to write about those moments like fond memories? Especially when those moments involve someone else's private parts that you "spread apart." Is it normal to compare what you did to something a sexual predator would as a full grown person?

That's a bit of a weird argument to make. It's like saying that an adult who writes how he used to burn ants as a kid is an arsonist.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 01:37:27 AM
Anyways, maybe the willingness to overshare is the thing some Languishes are missing in order to finish their novels.  :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2014, 01:39:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Um she was seven and she didn't touch anything....so....how is this news?  I mean weird as fuck but she is an actress.

QuoteKids do creepy things but do those children turn around as adults to write about those moments like fond memories? Especially when those moments involve someone else's private parts that you "spread apart." Is it normal to compare what you did to something a sexual predator would as a full grown person?

That's a bit of a weird argument to make. It's like saying that an adult who writes how he used to burn ants as a kid is an arsonist.
A properly adjusted adult should show shame and remorse when writing about they used to burn ants as kid. She doesn't seem to show either of the two.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 01:41:22 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2014, 01:39:10 AM
A properly adjusted adult should show shame and remorse when writing about they used to burn ants as kid. She doesn't seem to show either of the two.

Well, she is an artist. A part of being an artist is the fact that one has no shame (or less shame than other people). I wasn't entirely joking with my post about writing novels - the reason why so many people try to but are unable to finish could be linked to an inner block (you call "shame") against sharing one's inner thoughts.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ideologue on November 03, 2014, 03:23:32 AM
I'm just lazy and have no new ideas.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 03:25:23 AM
Don't get me wrong. I have no great love for Lena Dunham. But if we are to lambast her for something, then it should be her "fat acceptance" attitude, which advocates harmful, unhealthy behaviours, not her creepy childhood oversharing.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2014, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 03:25:23 AM
Don't get me wrong. I have no great love for Lena Dunham. But if we are to lambast her for something, then it should be her "fat acceptance" attitude, which advocates harmful, unhealthy behaviours, not her creepy childhood oversharing.

Yeah, I'm actually with Marti on this one.  What she did as a kid was weird and maybe unhealthy, but it'd be better to get on her for what she's doing that's currently causing harm to herself and others.

The uproar over the vag story isn't really doing anything except selling more copies of her book.  Kinda surprised everyone's falling so hard for the troll.

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Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 08:48:34 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2014, 07:32:42 AM
The uproar over the vag story isn't really doing anything except selling more copies of her book.  Kinda surprised everyone's falling so hard for the troll.

Yes, posting another dreadful Lena Dunham story on Languish is selling more copies of her book.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 08:49:05 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2014, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 02, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Um she was seven and she didn't touch anything....so....how is this news?  I mean weird as fuck but she is an actress.

QuoteKids do creepy things but do those children turn around as adults to write about those moments like fond memories? Especially when those moments involve someone else's private parts that you "spread apart." Is it normal to compare what you did to something a sexual predator would as a full grown person?

That's a bit of a weird argument to make. It's like saying that an adult who writes how he used to burn ants as a kid is an arsonist.

No, it isn't like that at all. It was Dunham who first compared her actions to that of a sexual predator.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2014, 08:54:52 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 08:48:34 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2014, 07:32:42 AM
The uproar over the vag story isn't really doing anything except selling more copies of her book.  Kinda surprised everyone's falling so hard for the troll.

Yes, posting another dreadful Lena Dunham story on Languish is selling more copies of her book.

You know she is some semi-lurker's hidden shame.  :ph34r:

Maybe it's Phil. Or La Croix.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:26:24 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:51:36 PMThat's how her character on Girls described herself.

that scene was full of self-mockery.  :P the internet took it too seriously.

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2014, 08:54:52 AMYou know she is some semi-lurker's hidden shame.  :ph34r:

Or La Croix.  :hmm:

:mad:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 10:29:43 AM
LOL LaCroix does watch that show.  Good call PW.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 03, 2014, 10:30:36 AM
Ugh
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:31:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 10:29:43 AM
LOL LaCroix does watch that show.  Good call PW.

I did watch it but I think I'm through. General feeling was that it was fairly 'on' in 1st season but then has steadily decline as Dunham lets more of her weirdness shine through.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:33:00 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 10:29:43 AM
LOL LaCroix does watch that show.  Good call PW.

i've talked about it here before.  :D
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:26:24 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 02, 2014, 09:51:36 PMThat's how her character on Girls described herself.

that scene was full of self-mockery.  :P the internet took it too seriously.

Oh it was and that's how I took at the time. However, the more that we hear out of Dunham, it's pretty clear that it wasn't too far off the mark, insofar as it describes one of her personality flaws.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:34:25 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:31:32 AMI did watch it but I think I'm through. General feeling was that it was fairly 'on' in 1st season but then has steadily decline as Dunham lets more of her weirdness shine through.

i really liked the second season, though i haven't seen the third.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:33:27 AMOh it was and that's how I took at the time. However, the more that we hear out of Dunham, it's pretty clear that it wasn't too far off the mark, insofar as it describes one of her personality flaws.

i'm positive she honestly thought that about herself at some point in her life. the comment suggests she doesn't think as highly of herself. highly, oh yeah, but not to that ridiculous younger-twenties degree.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:38:53 AM
Quote from: LaCroix on November 03, 2014, 10:34:25 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 10:31:32 AMI did watch it but I think I'm through. General feeling was that it was fairly 'on' in 1st season but then has steadily decline as Dunham lets more of her weirdness shine through.

i really liked the second season, though i haven't seen the third.

All I recall from that season was the OCD nonsense and the trite plot-line of imploding Marnie.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 12:08:53 PM
So apparently she is shocked that people are grossed out by her revelations from her own book.  What did she think the reaction would be?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 12:26:00 PM
I'm not grossed out.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 12:38:17 PM
Good for you.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 12:57:38 PM
garbon seems to post a lot of threads about this Dunham lady.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:02:17 PM
How many?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Berkut on November 03, 2014, 01:13:41 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 12:57:38 PM
garbon seems to post a lot of threads about this Dunham lady.

Maybe he isn't actually gay, he is just attracted to really, really homely women?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 03, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
She is surprised that touching the no-touch zones of toddlers is frowned upon, regardless of the circumstances? Verily she has her ear to the Western ground.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 01:21:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:02:17 PM
How many?

I dunno, but I don't think anyone else has ever started a thread about her and we've had a few.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:29:46 PM
Well I've also said negative things about her so don't forget to mock me.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:29:46 PM
Well I've also said negative things about her so don't forget to mock me.

?

I don't care if you say negative things about her.

I've never seen her show, don't know what she looks like, and I've never heard her voice. All I know about her is that she apparently is fat, and that she apparently has a TV show (and now a book); and that garbon likes to start threads about her.

In fact, as far as I'm concerned, Ms. Dunham's biggest claim to fame and most noteworthy characteristic is that garbon likes to post threads about her. Which is why I note it. I'd never heard of her otherwise.

That fact that you like to mock her doesn't register at all. She's a woman, after all, so it's expected.

You guys can mock her as much as you like as far as I'm concerned :hug:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:47:44 PM
Okay thanks.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 01:49:12 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:47:44 PM
Okay thanks.

:lol:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2014, 01:55:25 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 01:29:46 PM
Well I've also said negative things about her so don't forget to mock me.

It's cause you have a secret crush on her.  :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: mongers on November 03, 2014, 02:03:51 PM
I take it would be wrong to described the controversy as a good example of hysteria ? 
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ideologue on November 03, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
She's not even really that fat.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 02:15:40 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
She's not even really that fat.

:huh: She's shaped like a shmoo.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 12:57:38 PM
garbon seems to post a lot of threads about this Dunham lady.

I guess that's the issue with regards to relying on perceptions. Search function indicates this is the only thread I've ever made on Dunham (though I have posted tidbits about her in the midst of other threads). ;)
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 02:26:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 12:57:38 PM
garbon seems to post a lot of threads about this Dunham lady.

I guess that's the issue with regards to relying on perceptions. Search function indicates this is the only thread I've ever made on Dunham (though I have posted tidbits about her in the midst of other threads). ;)

Heh.

You're still the number one Dunham-phile on this board, I'm pretty sure.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2014, 02:28:09 PM
After derspiess that is.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 02:15:40 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
She's not even really that fat.

:huh: She's shaped like a shmoo.

Exactly.  I got into a heated discussion with a plus-sized female friend of mine over this.  It's not an issue per se that Dunham has some extra weight, it's that it's distributed so freakishly to her thighs and she thinks we need to see it.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 02:35:04 PM
Jake's in White Knight guerrilla mode.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 02:35:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2014, 02:28:09 PM
After derspiess that is.

Oh. Maybe that's why he wanted me to mock him about it. As some sort of achievement?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ed Anger on November 03, 2014, 02:37:19 PM
Please, I'm the original Dunham hater.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 02:37:54 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 02:26:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 12:57:38 PM
garbon seems to post a lot of threads about this Dunham lady.

I guess that's the issue with regards to relying on perceptions. Search function indicates this is the only thread I've ever made on Dunham (though I have posted tidbits about her in the midst of other threads). ;)

Heh.

You're still the number one Dunham-phile on this board, I'm pretty sure.

Well I'm probably one of the few that ever watched the show and it always gets a rise out of Ed and Derspiess.

By the by, search revealed 27 posts that I've made where I mentioned Dunham or she was mentioned in something I quoted - 6 of which were in this thread. Hardly seem fair to classify me as a Dunham-phile after that measly amount of posts.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 02:41:49 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 02:37:54 PM
Well I'm probably one of the few that ever watched the show and it always gets a rise out of Ed and Derspiess.

By the by, search revealed 27 posts that I've made where I mentioned Dunham or she was mentioned in something I quoted - 6 of which were in this thread. Hardly seem fair to classify me as a Dunham-phile after that measly amount of posts.

Okay... I guess the process went like this:

1 - I only know about Dunham from this board.

2 - The main people who've talked about her are you, spicy, and ed.

3 - I discount pretty much everything spicy and ed say about women.

4 - By process of elimination, you're the only one who've said anything about Dunham on this board that I've registered.

5 - Ergo, I know about Dunham because of you.

But I'll retract allegations of Dunham-philia on your part, even if the garbon-Dunham link remains solid in my psyche.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 02:47:47 PM
Now look who's spending too much time & energy on the topic :D
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 02:15:40 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 03, 2014, 02:14:12 PM
She's not even really that fat.

:huh: She's shaped like a shmoo.

Exactly.  I got into a heated discussion with a plus-sized female friend of mine over this.  It's not an issue per se that Dunham has some extra weight, it's that it's distributed so freakishly to her thighs and she thinks we need to see it.

She looks like Big Hero 6.  With tats.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2014, 01:39:10 AMA properly adjusted adult should show shame and remorse when writing about they used to burn ants as kid. She doesn't seem to show either of the two.
She should show shame and remorse? :blink:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: lustindarkness on November 03, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
Dunham?  That's the ventriloquist right?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Jacob on November 03, 2014, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 02:47:47 PM
Now look who's spending too much time & energy on the topic :D

:D

Yeah... I'm trying to distract myself from other stuff, and it's working. Thanks Obama!
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 03, 2014, 03:53:41 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2014, 01:39:10 AMA properly adjusted adult should show shame and remorse when writing about they used to burn ants as kid. She doesn't seem to show either of the two.
She should show shame and remorse? :blink:

Anything but skin, really.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2014, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 03, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
Dunham?  That's the ventriloquist right?

Achmed is The Bomb. Pun intended.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 03:31:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2014, 01:39:10 AMA properly adjusted adult should show shame and remorse when writing about they used to burn ants as kid. She doesn't seem to show either of the two.
She should show shame and remorse? :blink:

I think there is such a thing as oversharing. I'd think it would be a good idea to stay away from sharing anything that you, yourself, would describe as just like the actions of a sexual predator.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: crazy canuck on November 03, 2014, 04:41:07 PM
Garbon, whats up with the Lena Dunham fetish?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2014, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 03, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
Dunham?  That's the ventriloquist right?

I doubt Jeff Dunham could get his arm that far up her ass.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 04:04:27 PM

I think there is such a thing as oversharing. I'd think it would be a good idea to stay away from sharing anything that you, yourself, would describe as just like the actions of a sexual predator.
If you don't want to be exposed to oversharing don't read a bloody memoir :P

A sexual predator, to my mind, requires some intent, or arousal, or something sexual. A curious, if a little gross, seven year old isn't a sexual predator.

Anyway if you've written one and there's nothing in there that can be used against you then you've not been honest.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 05:27:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
A sexual predator, to my mind, requires some intent, or arousal, or something sexual. A curious, if a little gross, seven year old isn't a sexual predator.

I don't think you get grabon's point.  Dunham herself described her actions as being very similar to those of a sexual predator. 

QuoteAnyway if you've written one and there's nothing in there that can be used against you then you've not been honest.

Sure.  That doesn't mean you have to put everything in there, though.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:33:01 PM
Predator?  I thought it was about childhood curiosity.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 03, 2014, 04:41:07 PM
Garbon, whats up with the Lena Dunham fetish?

You know, I'm wondering if I'll be accused of being so into other things that I have posted about on a more frequent basis. Do Seedy and I have a black guy fetish? :D
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2014, 05:35:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 05:33:56 PM
Do Seedy and I have a black guy fetish? :D

Seedy wishes he was one. Dunno about you.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Josephus on November 03, 2014, 05:39:25 PM
Pfft...I played with my sister's vagina when we were kids. 'swat kids do. We didn't have nintendo in my day.


edit...less this gets out...I am only kidding of course. I was born and raised in a very Catholic household. I didn't know my sisters had vaginas until i was, like, 20.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Barrister on November 03, 2014, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 03, 2014, 04:41:07 PM
Garbon, whats up with the Lena Dunham fetish?

You know, I'm wondering if I'll be accused of being so into other things that I have posted about on a more frequent basis. Do Seedy and I have a black guy fetish? :D

Seedy clearly does.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2014, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 03, 2014, 05:27:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
A sexual predator, to my mind, requires some intent, or arousal, or something sexual. A curious, if a little gross, seven year old isn't a sexual predator.

I don't think you get grabon's point.  Dunham herself described her actions as being very similar to those of a sexual predator. 

QuoteAnyway if you've written one and there's nothing in there that can be used against you then you've not been honest.

Sure.  That doesn't mean you have to put everything in there, though.

The art of memoir's a bitch, ain't it?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2014, 05:59:02 PM
People under 30 shouldn't write memoirs.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 03, 2014, 06:00:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2014, 05:59:02 PM
People under 30 shouldn't write memoirs.

Unless that period of time is particularly noteworthy on its own, yeah- for example, a child star might get some traction out of the memoir detailing under 30 for them.  Usually nobody'll care about after then, though.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Sheilbh on November 03, 2014, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2014, 05:59:02 PM
People under 30 shouldn't write memoirs.
36 year old glamour model Katie Price has 5 volumes already :)
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: FunkMonk on November 03, 2014, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2014, 03:25:00 PM

She looks like Big Hero 6.  With tats.

:lol:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.

Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

It's a twisted crush.  Like Silence of the Lambs.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: frunk on November 03, 2014, 06:36:08 PM
She could probably use some lotion.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 04, 2014, 11:16:30 AM
She? :huh:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.

Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

So its more of a Ghomeshi thing you have going on with her?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 04, 2014, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.

Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

So its more of a Ghomeshi thing you have going on with her?

No, I'm not into BDSM which is also pretty sexual. :mellow:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 04, 2014, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.

Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

So its more of a Ghomeshi thing you have going on with her?

No, I'm not into BDSM which is also pretty sexual. :mellow:

Neither was he.  ;)

Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

It's a twisted crush.  Like Silence of the Lambs.

Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

So many questions!
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 04, 2014, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

He could put on one of those sumo wrestling suits to try out the look.  I'm guessing he could pull it off.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 04, 2014, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 04, 2014, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 04, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
I agree that Grab On appears to have a fag hag fag crush on Shmoo.

Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

So its more of a Ghomeshi thing you have going on with her?

No, I'm not into BDSM which is also pretty sexual. :mellow:

Neither was he.  ;)



:hmm:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 04, 2014, 12:52:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

With her, there'd be enough left over for matching shoes and bag.  And some luggage.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 04, 2014, 12:55:33 PM
I'm only interested in rocking chinchilla.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Josephus on November 04, 2014, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

It's a twisted crush.  Like Silence of the Lambs.

Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

So many questions!

She puts the lotion in the bucket
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 04, 2014, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

It's a twisted crush.  Like Silence of the Lambs.

Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

So many questions!

garbon is a tiny guy. Given Lena Dunham's size, he would have enough left for a poncho.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 04, 2014, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 04, 2014, 12:52:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

With her, there'd be enough left over for matching shoes and bag.  And some luggage.

Ok CdM's response is better. :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 02:21:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 04, 2014, 12:52:32 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

With her, there'd be enough left over for matching shoes and bag.  And some luggage.

It's the tattoos that would make them really pop, style-wise.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Legbiter on November 04, 2014, 02:37:43 PM
Lena Dunham.  :yucky:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: garbon on November 04, 2014, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 04, 2014, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 04, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 03, 2014, 06:09:54 PM
Generally crushes involve positive feelings about the person you are crushing on, right? I recently decided that I'm no longer going to watch her show and have for a while loathed her, so I'm not sure that fits me. :unsure:

It's a twisted crush.  Like Silence of the Lambs.

Would Garbon truly look fabulous in a Lena Dunham suit?  :hmm:

Would there be enough left over to make a matching vest?  :hmm:

So many questions!

garbon is a tiny guy. Given Lena Dunham's size, he would have enough left for a poncho.

Was, darling. I, no longer, rock anorexic chic. -_-
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Ideologue on November 04, 2014, 03:02:09 PM
I'm disappointed in you.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 11:32:22 AM
Look out garbon or you might get sued:

http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/lena-dunham-threatens-sue-truth-revolt-quoting-her

What a bitch.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 05, 2014, 11:41:26 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 11:32:22 AM
Look out garbon or you might get sued:

You're the one that made the poncho comment, maybe you should be careful as well.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 05, 2014, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 11:32:22 AM
Look out garbon or you might get sued:

http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/lena-dunham-threatens-sue-truth-revolt-quoting-her

What a bitch.

If she'll sue over being quoted, just imagine what she will do if she ever hears of Garbon's plans to make an outfit out of her skin!  :blink:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 04:21:59 PM
Strongly worded letter?
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 05, 2014, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 04:21:59 PM
Strongly worded letter?

Now that would make an interesting read.

"Dear Sir, it has been brought to my attention that you intend to make some sort of garments out of my skin. I really must protest in the strongest terms ... "
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:52:28 PM
Speaking of strongly worded letters, I recently sent one to an organic food chain and it was ignored. How should I react? Should I boycott* it or write a letter to a leftist newspaper instead?

*It is the most convenient organic food chain for me to shop at.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 05, 2014, 04:53:42 PM
What's so orgasmic about their food?

NM misread.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 04:54:34 PM
How about C) Get over yourself

:P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 04:54:34 PM
How about C) Get over yourself

:P

Where's the fun in that? :P

I may end up having to reschedule my Saturday morning yoga in order to attend a Saturday morning breakfast market instead to get my produce if I boycott them. :(
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 05, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:52:28 PM
Speaking of strongly worded letters, I recently sent one to an organic food chain and it was ignored. How should I react? Should I boycott* it or write a letter to a leftist newspaper instead?

*It is the most convenient organic food chain for me to shop at.

They threatened to make a suit out of your skin?  :blink:

At the very least, I'd stop shopping there!
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
They did something much worse - they run organic beer from a micro brewery whose owner made some disparaging comments about gays on his Facebook.  :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Malthus on November 05, 2014, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
They did something much worse - they run organic beer from a micro brewery whose owner made some disparaging comments about gays on his Facebook.  :P

Perhaps he has a point and gays really are no good - as an ingredient in organic beer.  :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 05:05:00 PM
You could just not buy that beer.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: crazy canuck on November 05, 2014, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
They did something much worse - they run organic beer from a micro brewery whose owner made some disparaging comments about gays on his Facebook.  :P

They shouldnt run with beer in their hands.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 05:06:39 PM
Maybe he means they have a line through which beer runs directly from the brewery to the store.

In all seriousness though, there is a brewery in Belgium that is doing pretty much that.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 05, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 05:05:00 PM
You could just not buy that beer.

OK Siege.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
Where's the fun in that? :P

I may end up having to reschedule my Saturday morning yoga in order to attend a Saturday morning breakfast market instead to get my produce if I boycott them. :(
So when did you make the leap from gay man to middle-aged woman?

Do you have a collection of ethnic throws? Did you see the article in the Guardian about the environmental impact of quinoa? :o
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 05, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 05:05:00 PM
You could just not buy that beer.

OK Siege.

:yeahright:

I had a Swedish beer for the first time the other day.  From a brewery called Dugges IIRC.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 05, 2014, 06:43:35 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 05:58:19 PM
So when did you make the leap from gay man to middle-aged woman?

Do you have a collection of ethnic throws? Did you see the article in the Guardian about the environmental impact of quinoa? :o

:lol:

Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 05, 2014, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
Where's the fun in that? :P

I may end up having to reschedule my Saturday morning yoga in order to attend a Saturday morning breakfast market instead to get my produce if I boycott them. :(
So when did you make the leap from gay man to middle-aged woman?

Do you have a collection of ethnic throws? Did you see the article in the Guardian about the environmental impact of quinoa? :o

I'm guessing Marty's yoga is a rhetorical device. Despite the fact I have dabbled in yoga/pilates.  :D
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Martinus on November 06, 2014, 01:05:14 AM
I do go to yoga, although only twice a month or so. The posts I wrote were exaggerated but reflected reality. :P
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: Legbiter on November 06, 2014, 08:02:54 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on November 05, 2014, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
Where's the fun in that? :P

I may end up having to reschedule my Saturday morning yoga in order to attend a Saturday morning breakfast market instead to get my produce if I boycott them. :(
So when did you make the leap from gay man to middle-aged woman?

Do you have a collection of ethnic throws? Did you see the article in the Guardian about the environmental impact of quinoa? :o

:lmfao:

This thread is strong in the Force.  :showoff:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: The Brain on November 06, 2014, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 05, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 05:05:00 PM
You could just not buy that beer.

OK Siege.

:yeahright:

I had a Swedish beer for the first time the other day.  From a brewery called Dugges IIRC.

It was the best beer you've ever had.
Title: Re: Lena Dunham Defends Herself After Being Accused of Molesting Her Sister
Post by: derspiess on November 06, 2014, 10:34:48 AM
It was pretty good.  American-style pale ale with decent hops.