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Poll
Question: Which pair is most famous?
Option 1: Jack & Diane votes: 11
Option 2: Sam & Diane votes: 9
Option 3: Barbara & Diane votes: 0
Option 4: ______ & Diane votes: 2
Option 5: Jaron & Diane votes: 7
Title: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 14, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
A 100% scientific poll.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Little ditty about Jack & Diane.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: sbr on June 14, 2009, 02:53:56 AM
Jack for sure; he has his hands between her knees.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Martinus on June 14, 2009, 03:48:01 AM
Voted Jaron. Never heard of any of the others.  :huh:
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: The Brain on June 14, 2009, 06:31:39 AM
Voted Sam.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 14, 2009, 09:26:14 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 14, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
Little ditty about Jack & Diane.
Word, how could it be anyone else?
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: PDH on June 14, 2009, 12:08:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 14, 2009, 09:26:14 AM
Word, how could it be anyone else?
Word...you fucking idiot...
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 14, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 14, 2009, 03:48:01 AM
Voted Jaron. Never heard of any of the others.  :huh:

Jack & Diane- John Mellencamp song
Sam & Diane- couple from Cheers
Barbara & Diane- garbon's Senators

Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 14, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
Voted Sam, as I wasn't sure what the others were talking about.  I'll stick with it.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Caliga on June 14, 2009, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 14, 2009, 03:48:01 AM
Voted Jaron. Never heard of any of the others.  :huh:
You never heard of Jack and Diane?  This is an important piece of Americana  :(
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmcaaron.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fmellencamp.jpg&hash=70a856e81b2c66b525de05615dfa441c58cd6b6e)
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2009, 05:21:28 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2009, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 14, 2009, 03:48:01 AM
Voted Jaron. Never heard of any of the others.  :huh:
You never heard of Jack and Diane?  This is an important piece of Americana  :(


it isn't gay Americana.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 14, 2009, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.

I'm sure Marty will let you if you ask nicely and bathe.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Palisadoes on June 14, 2009, 10:02:41 PM
Who's Diane?
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 14, 2009, 10:20:41 PM
Sam and Diane. Never much cared for Melonhead.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.

I'm sure Marty will let you if you ask nicely and bathe.

That's not how I wished to be filled with knowledge.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.

I'm sure Marty will let you if you ask nicely and bathe.
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.

Most people do not let filthy pigs near their penises.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Barbara & Diane- garbon's Senators

I couldn't figure that one out. :weep:
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.

Most people do not let filthy pigs near their penises.
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:29:08 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.

Umm...no. A person who smells bad or looks filthy could totally be a turn off (or turn on depending on your inclications).
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: sbr on June 15, 2009, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:29:08 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.

Umm...no. A person who smells bad or looks filthy could totally be a turn off (or turn on depending on your inclications).
OK but someone that is that stinky and/or filthy probably has other problems that would preclude them from sucking my cock.  If we are talking about someone who I would consider putting my dick in their mouth, then bathing isn't all that important, especially if I was just going to go home or watch Sportscenter after wards.  If I was going to screw him/her later then I would require bathing, but not just for the blow job.
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2009, 12:18:11 AM
Well then obviously you don't fall under most people and you are certainly not invited to tea. :)
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: sbr on June 15, 2009, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2009, 12:18:11 AM
Well then obviously you don't fall under most people and you are certainly not invited to tea. :)
I would bathe before I came over for tea.  :cry:
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Josquius on June 15, 2009, 04:28:41 AM
What is this thread about?
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: Brazen on June 15, 2009, 04:59:37 AM
Jack. First played to me by a cute Canadian on a school trip to Russia when I was 15. :wub:

I preferred him when he was "Cougar".
Title: Re: Diane's Dance Partner
Post by: PDH on June 15, 2009, 09:41:16 AM
Yeah, when he changed his name to "Mellonhead" he lost the magic.