Languish.org

General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: JonasSalk on October 29, 2014, 08:38:18 PM

Title: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: JonasSalk on October 29, 2014, 08:38:18 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/28/its-time-for-american-jihad/

"An American jihad would reawaken in American citizens the certain knowledge that our Constitution is a sacred document that better defines and preserves the liberty and autonomy of human beings than the charter of any other nation on earth."

"We would urge our leaders, after their service in the U.S. Senate and Congress, to seek dual citizenship in other nations, like France and Italy and Sweden and Argentina and Brazil and Germany, and work to influence those nations to adopt laws very much like our own. We might even fund our leaders' campaigns for office in these other nations."

:lmfao:

In the video, he uses the phrase "manifest destiny," in addition to other hilarious statements.  This is comedy gold.  Someone must have invented a time machine and got this guy from the 19th century.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 29, 2014, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on October 29, 2014, 08:38:18 PM
"We would urge our leaders, after their service in the U.S. Senate and Congress, to seek dual citizenship in other nations, like France and Italy and Sweden and Argentina and Brazil and Germany, and work to influence those nations to adopt laws very much like our own. We might even fund our leaders' campaigns for office in these other nations."

Misery loves company?
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Syt on October 30, 2014, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: JonasSalk on October 29, 2014, 08:38:18 PMour Constitution is a sacred document

See, that's the problem with the nutjobs among conservatives - it's holy, must be interpreted literally, and changes are verboten.

Or to quote Thomas Jefferson:

QuoteI am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and Constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 30, 2014, 12:12:01 AM
FYI, Syt: they really, really hate Jefferson, too.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Razgovory on October 30, 2014, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: JonasSalk on October 29, 2014, 08:38:18 PM


:lmfao:

In the video, he uses the phrase "manifest destiny," in addition to other hilarious statements.  This is comedy gold.  Someone must have invented a time machine and got this guy from the 19th century.

Or just 2003.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Syt on October 30, 2014, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 30, 2014, 12:12:01 AM
FYI, Syt: they really, really hate Jefferson, too.

Huh. All right, then.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Tonitrus on October 30, 2014, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 30, 2014, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 30, 2014, 12:12:01 AM
FYI, Syt: they really, really hate Jefferson, too.

Huh. All right, then.

Though they do like the part about feeding blood to the Tree of Liberty.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 11:15:57 AM
I like the part about every country in the world needing to adopt the American constitution  - and suffer that kind of governmental dysfunction?  No thanks.  I will gladly stick with the Parliamentary system.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: DGuller on October 30, 2014, 11:37:55 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 11:15:57 AM
I like the part about every country in the world needing to adopt the American constitution  - and suffer that kind of governmental dysfunction?  No thanks.  I will gladly stick with the Parliamentary system.
When it comes to governments, dysfunction is the best kind of function.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Josquius on October 30, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
Hey, if America wants to conquer the world I'm sure half of the third world would jump at the chance to be annexed by the US.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: alfred russel on October 30, 2014, 02:52:34 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
Hey, if America wants to conquer the world I'm sure half of the third world would jump at the chance to be annexed by the US.

Maybe, but we are 0-2 with Iraq and Afghanistan.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
He was also kinda forgetting about Vietnam when he went on about the God given right the US has to win all its wars.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: JonasSalk on October 30, 2014, 06:26:17 PM
And Korea...and Afghanistan...and War of 1812...
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: The Brain on October 30, 2014, 06:28:59 PM
Vietnam was an era, not a war.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
He was also kinda forgetting about Vietnam when he went on about the God given right the US has to win all its wars.

Oh my God never get those dudes going about Vietnam.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: PDH on October 30, 2014, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
He was also kinda forgetting about Vietnam when he went on about the God given right the US has to win all its wars.

Oh my God never get those dudes going about Vietnam.

IT WAS A TIE!
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Tonitrus on October 30, 2014, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on October 30, 2014, 06:26:17 PM
And Korea...and Afghanistan...and War of 1812...

Korea was a victory, in that the the overall objective was achieved (protection/liberation of South Korea). 

Vietnam/Iraq can be called losses, because the objectives were not achieved (even if the imbalance in casualties against "the enemy" very much on our side...but that didn't work for the Nazis either).

Afghanistan is still an open question....but doesn't look good.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Razgovory on October 30, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Pancho Villa expedition wasn't exactly a big success.  Barbary war wasn't a great victory either.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 08:38:23 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 30, 2014, 08:35:52 PM
Barbary war wasn't a great victory either.

It wasn't?  I thought after that the Barbary Pirates stopped capturing our ships and the Marines won glory on the shores of Tripoli.  To be fair I may not be entirely well informed about that conflict.

We won the Korean Expedition of 1871 at least.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 08:38:54 PM
Quote from: PDH on October 30, 2014, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 30, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
He was also kinda forgetting about Vietnam when he went on about the God given right the US has to win all its wars.

Oh my God never get those dudes going about Vietnam.

IT WAS A TIE!

Nah it was a victory until Jane Fonda singlehandedly undermined the whole war effort.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2014, 08:42:31 PM
I thought Shores of Tripoli was a victory too.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 30, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
It was.  Raz is being Razzy.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Tonitrus on October 30, 2014, 09:01:57 PM
A quick scan of the wiki articles on the 1st/2nd Barbary Wars make it look like a general clusterfuck, for both sides.

And 8 marines leading hundreds of Greek mercenaries makes the "Shores of Tripoli" seem more of a PR victory (but then it worked for Cortez).
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2014, 09:05:50 PM
We freed out dudes and didn't pay any more tribute.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 31, 2014, 12:09:05 AM
Appears Salk is a Canadian spy. Get him!
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: The Brain on October 31, 2014, 03:07:59 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2014, 08:42:31 PM
I thought Shores of Tripoli was a victory too.

It led to Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Razgovory on October 31, 2014, 05:10:24 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2014, 09:05:50 PM
We freed out dudes and didn't pay any more tribute.

We did pay the tribute, we just called it a ransom.  They still took Americans hostages.  The second Barbary War seems have bit more of an effect, though the British suppression of piracy in the region was probably a bigger factor.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Josquius on November 01, 2014, 08:58:50 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 30, 2014, 02:52:34 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
Hey, if America wants to conquer the world I'm sure half of the third world would jump at the chance to be annexed by the US.

Maybe, but we are 0-2 with Iraq and Afghanistan.
Not really examples of people being asked if they wanted to join the US.
In that case the middle east would likely be a spotty area but many in Africa would jump at it.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Tonitrus on November 01, 2014, 03:12:20 PM
Actually, I'd be surprised if any did.

No African regime will want some outsiders cutting in on their corruption.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Josquius on November 01, 2014, 03:32:41 PM
The regimes wouldnt. Im talking about the people though. Fuck nationalism if it means the freedom to move to the west and massive investment in their land to bring it to western standards.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 01, 2014, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 01, 2014, 03:32:41 PM
The regimes wouldnt. Im talking about the people though. Fuck nationalism if it means the freedom to move to the west and massive investment in their land to bring it to western standards.

The overwhelming majority of infrastructure is financed locally in the US.  No free lunch there.
Title: Re: It's Time for An American Jihad
Post by: celedhring on November 01, 2014, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 01, 2014, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Tyr on November 01, 2014, 03:32:41 PM
The regimes wouldnt. Im talking about the people though. Fuck nationalism if it means the freedom to move to the west and massive investment in their land to bring it to western standards.

The overwhelming majority of infrastructure is financed locally in the US.  No free lunch there.

Puerto Rico's budget is heavily subsidized by the Federal Government IIRC.