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Title: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2014, 02:04:53 PM
QuoteWeek Seven NFL Football Point Spread - NFL Spreads 10/16 - 10/20, 2014

Date & Time    Favorite    Spread    Underdog
10/16 8:25 ET    At New England    -9.5    NY Jets
10/19 1:00 ET    At Indianapolis    -3    Cincinnati
10/19 1:00 ET    At Washington    -6    Tennessee
10/19 1:00 ET    At Chicago    -3.5    Miami
10/19 1:00 ET    Cleveland    -5    At Jacksonville
10/19 1:00 ET    Seattle    -7    At St. Louis
10/19 1:00 ET    At Green Bay    -7    Carolina
10/19 1:00 ET    At Baltimore    -7    Atlanta
10/19 1:00 ET    At Buffalo    -5    Minnesota
10/19 1:00 ET    At Detroit    -3    New Orleans
10/19 4:05 ET    At San Diego    -4    Kansas City
10/19 4:25 ET    At Dallas    -6.5    NY Giants
10/19 4:25 ET    Arizona    -3.5    At Oakland
10/19 8:30 ET    At Denver    -6.5    San Francisco

   Monday Night Football Point Spread
         
10/20 8:30 ET    At Pittsburgh    -3.5    Houston
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Ed Anger on October 15, 2014, 02:07:16 PM
Cincy loses.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Grey Fox on October 16, 2014, 01:56:13 PM
Of course, NeckBeard is strong these days.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 16, 2014, 02:09:39 PM
Playoff implications for each game this week, according to 538:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-playoff-implications-of-every-game-for-every-nfl-team/
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 16, 2014, 02:15:17 PM
Interesting that the Fighting Neckbeards are only giving 3 at home to the Bungles.

Denver vs. Santa Clara should be a good game.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: alfred russel on October 16, 2014, 02:15:23 PM
I wonder if there is something causing Vegas to think that Cincinnati will come up exactly a field goal short this weekend.  :hmm:
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 16, 2014, 07:37:19 PM
My pants are a dairy factory! :w00t:
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 16, 2014, 09:55:19 PM
I simply can't wait to find out how spectacularly the J-E-S-T-S blow this game.  The suspense is killing me softly.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 17, 2014, 01:44:46 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 16, 2014, 09:55:19 PM
I simply can't wait to find out how spectacularly the J-E-S-T-S blow this game.  The suspense is killing me softly.
Blocked Field Goal! :w00t:
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Alcibiades on October 17, 2014, 04:53:58 PM
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11718459/seattle-seahawks-trade-percy-harvin-new-york-jets

Percy Harvin traded for...almost nothing to the Jets.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 17, 2014, 05:25:52 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on October 17, 2014, 04:53:58 PM
Percy Harvin traded for...almost nothing to the Jets.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. :(
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: citizen k on October 17, 2014, 06:22:01 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 17, 2014, 05:25:52 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on October 17, 2014, 04:53:58 PM
Percy Harvin traded for...almost nothing to the Jets.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. :(

"Seattle's offense will miss him. Geno Smith will miss him more."

Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: dps on October 17, 2014, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on October 17, 2014, 04:53:58 PM
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11718459/seattle-seahawks-trade-percy-harvin-new-york-jets

Percy Harvin traded for...almost nothing to the Jets.

I heard a Seattle fan on a local sports talk radio show this afternoon going on about how great a deal this was for the Seahawks.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Alcibiades on October 17, 2014, 08:26:13 PM
I've heard a conditional pick or a first round pick for him.  Either way they traded 3 picks for him including a first round so..... :unsure:
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 17, 2014, 09:15:33 PM
Hope he can play defensive back, too.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Ed Anger on October 19, 2014, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2014, 02:07:16 PM
Cincy loses.

huh. with a quarter left, the hapless bungles look like total shit. what a borefest.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 02:32:31 PM
I wish, for once and for all, the whole "Matt Ryan v. Joe Flacco" debate would end.  But it won't.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 19, 2014, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2014, 02:07:16 PM
Cincy loses.

huh. with a quarter left, the hapless bungles look like total shit. what a borefest.

They're imploding much earlier in the season than usual.  I'm mildly surprised.  Mildly.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: sbr on October 19, 2014, 03:47:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 02:32:31 PM
I wish, for once and for all, the whole "Matt Ryan v. Joe Flacco" debate would end.  But it won't.

No kidding.  Ryan is clearly superior.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 04:03:27 PM
I liked it better when the Patriots were dead.  You managed to shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 04:34:40 PM
QuoteThe Buffalo Bills lost running backs Fred Jackson and C.J. Spiller during Sunday's game against the Minnesota Vikings as both were carted off in the first half of the Bills' 17-16 win and didn't return.
Jackson suffered a groin injury, while a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Spiller broke his collarbone.

Yikes.  Looks like Fantasy Fail for me, as if it couldn't get any worse.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Neil on October 19, 2014, 09:32:43 PM
Watching Colin Kaepernick run around in circles and get sacked, my wife said 'What the hell?  Do something football!'.  I laughed.

Also, the Ravens are good at football.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 19, 2014, 09:38:23 PM
Where's the smelly Mexican now that his boys are getting bitch slapped?
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Valmy on October 19, 2014, 09:39:44 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.philly.com%2Fimages%2F101914-redskins-titans-600.jpg&hash=6fee85bd1e59ba52b9b3444340b10bd2e7c0bb11)

To the rescue!
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 19, 2014, 09:44:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 19, 2014, 09:32:43 PM
Also, the Ravens are good at football.

They're waking up, that's for sure.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: katmai on October 20, 2014, 02:42:15 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 19, 2014, 09:38:23 PM
Where's the smelly Mexican now that his boys are getting bitch slapped?
jaron is in Utah.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 20, 2014, 03:06:19 AM
I bet those Mormons have him showering 4 times a day.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: katmai on October 20, 2014, 03:11:34 AM
And expected the Niners to be in for long night with amount of starters on Defense out injured.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:24:13 AM
Bengals went from Hotness to Notness faster than Chapter 7.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 20, 2014, 06:27:38 AM
Just watched the Rams-Seahawks game. Rams were a juggernaut on special teams.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:29:28 AM
Yeah, Seahawks arefalling apart at the seams.  Apparently the locker room is an unhappy place.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 20, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:29:28 AM
Yeah, Seahawks arefalling apart at the seams.  Apparently the locker room is an unhappy place.

At least we're not subjected to another season of Sherman's continuous gloating.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: alfred russel on October 20, 2014, 08:58:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:29:28 AM
Yeah, Seahawks arefalling apart at the seams.  Apparently the locker room is an unhappy place.

I don't understand how that can be with Pete Carroll clapping and smiling and taking his shirt off all over the place.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2014, 09:51:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:24:13 AM
Bengals went from Hotness to Notness faster than Chapter 7.

NFL football sucks now.  College ball is where it's at.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2014, 09:53:14 AM
Somebody just gave up.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2014, 09:56:54 AM
That WVU-Baylor game was awesome.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 20, 2014, 02:49:20 PM
So when are DA BEARS going to dump DA CUTLER?
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 20, 2014, 02:59:52 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 20, 2014, 02:49:20 PM
So when are DA BEARS going to dump DA CUTLER?

And pick up one of the dozen or so top shelf QBs not currently playing in the NFL?
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2014, 03:00:24 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 20, 2014, 02:49:20 PM
So when are DA BEARS going to dump DA CUTLER?

Have Bears fans finally turned on him?  They didn't do themselves any favors by hyping him up so much.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 20, 2014, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 20, 2014, 02:59:52 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 20, 2014, 02:49:20 PM
So when are DA BEARS going to dump DA CUTLER?

And pick up one of the dozen or so top shelf QBs not currently playing in the NFL?

There are a few quality backups the Bears could deal for.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Valmy on October 20, 2014, 03:17:01 PM
Kirk Cousins may be available.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2014, 04:01:28 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 19, 2014, 09:39:44 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.philly.com%2Fimages%2F101914-redskins-titans-600.jpg&hash=6fee85bd1e59ba52b9b3444340b10bd2e7c0bb11)

To the rescue!

Maybe they could bring Jordan Shipley out of retirement. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 09:00:25 PM
Stupid Houston.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Tonitrus on October 20, 2014, 09:02:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 20, 2014, 06:29:28 AM
Yeah, Seahawks arefalling apart at the seams.  Apparently the locker room is an unhappy place.

Indeed.  You win one Superbowl and I bet everyone's egos inflated geometrically.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 21, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
Early line I saw has the Bengals favored by a point for next Sunday :lol:
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 21, 2014, 04:50:56 PM
Also Michael Sam has been cut from the Cowboys' practice squad.  I guess Jerrah's secret deal with the league only required him to keep him on for the first 1/3 of the season.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Ed Anger on October 21, 2014, 04:55:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2014, 04:50:56 PM
Also Michael Sam has been cut from the Cowboys' practice squad.  I guess Jerrah's secret deal with the league only required him to keep him on for the first 1/3 of the season.

Sounds like a hate crime.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2014, 05:18:01 PM
Who is Jerrah and why did he have a secret deal?
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Syt on October 23, 2014, 12:16:22 AM
London, now where Barcelona used to be:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0i6chrIAAAAm1P.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: Tonitrus on October 23, 2014, 12:21:13 AM
I miss NFL Europe and the Barcelona Dragons.  :(
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 23, 2014, 10:25:15 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 21, 2014, 05:18:01 PM
Who is Jerrah and why did he have a secret deal?

You know who Jerrah is.  I don't know why he had a secret deal-- maybe so the league would overlook his shenanigans.
Title: Re: NFL Week 7: Scandals? What scandals? It's OK, we've got pink stuff on!
Post by: derspiess on October 23, 2014, 10:26:36 AM
I wish the Bengals had a "home" game in London (or Barcelona).  Then I'd get to travel there on the NFL's dime.