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Title: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 06, 2014, 07:08:21 AM
Oh God that sounds horrific :o

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/colombia-woman-grows-potato-vagina-attempt-contraception-1468356

QuoteColombian Woman Who Put Potato in Vagina for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Roots

Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient's vagina, in an ill-fated attempt to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

The discovery was made when doctors attended to a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week, according to Colombia Reports, the country's largest and most respected English news website.

The young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception.

"My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her," the unnamed patient told doctors.

After leaving the potato in place for two weeks, the patient began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated and grown roots inside her, the website said.

When the nurse examined the patient, she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.

The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery and doctors said there would be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.

Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter bad advice on contraception methods.

The bizarre case sheds light on a lack of sex education, despite it being obligatory in the South American country.

A recent campaign by the organisation Bienestar Familiar, the Colombian Institute of Family Welfare, aimed at reducing the high levels of teenage pregnancy in Colombia found that young people's general rejection of conventional contraception methods coupled with a patriarchal society often saw girls pressured into having unsafe sex.

Colombia Reports stated that the Colombian Ministry of Education sociologist Maria Eugenia Rosselli, said that the lack of "sex talk" between young people and their parents had created a void of information, leading to high levels of unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Viking on October 06, 2014, 07:13:34 AM
I'm torn between observing that it is lemons not potatoes that should be used as pessaries and joking about how she is pregnant with Mr Potato Head
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 06, 2014, 07:23:11 AM
Quote from: Viking on October 06, 2014, 07:13:34 AM
I'm torn between observing that it is lemons not potatoes that should be used as pessaries and joking about how she is pregnant with Mr Potato Head

Bucket of Parts comes separately, I hope.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: celedhring on October 06, 2014, 07:24:58 AM
Will the baby be: Groot?
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Martinus on October 06, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
Quote from: celedhring on October 06, 2014, 07:24:58 AM
Will the baby be: Groot?
:D

Btw, what's a V***na? :unsure:
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Tamas on October 06, 2014, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 06, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
Quote from: celedhring on October 06, 2014, 07:24:58 AM
Will the baby be: Groot?
:D

Btw, what's a V***na? :unsure:

Nothing you would be interested in. And Tim is afraid to write it, apparently.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Grey Fox on October 06, 2014, 07:46:14 AM
He's trying to be considerate to the crazy work filters of a couple of our posters.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Tamas on October 06, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 06, 2014, 07:46:14 AM
He's trying to be considerate to the crazy work filters of a couple of our posters.

True. Its still something Mart doesn't care for.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: garbon on October 06, 2014, 07:58:37 AM
Maybe they shouldn't be posting at work. ^_^
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Grey Fox on October 06, 2014, 07:59:37 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2014, 07:58:37 AM
Maybe they shouldn't be posting at work. ^_^

Their respective work place seems to think that too.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 06, 2014, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 06, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
Btw, what's a V***na? :unsure:

A p**sy.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: garbon on October 06, 2014, 08:31:03 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 06, 2014, 07:59:37 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2014, 07:58:37 AM
Maybe they shouldn't be posting at work. ^_^

Their respective work place seems to think that too.

:yes:
Title: save e-
Post by: mongers on October 06, 2014, 08:33:58 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 06, 2014, 07:54:08 AM

I wonder if Beets would grow as well?  :hmm:





:P
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Tamas on October 06, 2014, 08:34:29 AM
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: DGuller on October 06, 2014, 09:39:43 AM
What the f**k?  :huh:
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 06, 2014, 09:45:02 AM
She's obviously more fertile than she thought.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Malthus on October 06, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
Is she ... having tater tots?

:P

Snopes seems to think it is an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/info/news/potato.asp
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: garbon on October 06, 2014, 12:47:18 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 06, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
Snopes seems to think it is an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/info/news/potato.asp

Makes sense.
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Josquius on October 06, 2014, 12:48:40 PM
Roots... Tentacles.... Same thing
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Tonitrus on October 06, 2014, 09:15:14 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 06, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
Quote from: celedhring on October 06, 2014, 07:24:58 AM
Will the baby be: Groot?
:D

Btw, what's a V***na? :unsure:

Dan Quayle would probably misspell that too.

And sadly enough, he is probably the kind of Republican we need back these days.  :(
Title: Re: Woman Who Put Potato in V***na for Contraception Hospitalised after it Grew Root
Post by: Duque de Bragança on October 07, 2014, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 06, 2014, 12:48:40 PM
Roots... Tentacles.... Same thing

Yep, I can see a Hentai adaptation of the story coming soon, if it's not already done.