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Title: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: HVC on October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:


http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/10/02/even-a-few-drinks-a-week-lower-sperm-quality-study-finds/

Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Tonitrus on October 02, 2014, 09:59:04 PM
Danes are probay far more polite drunks.
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Savonarola on October 02, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:

I would have bet the Irish did.  Some of the bars I wandered into in the Gaeltacht were like Hogarth's "Gin Lane."
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Syt on October 02, 2014, 11:16:13 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 02, 2014, 09:59:04 PM
Danes are probay far more polite drunks.

I once rode the subway with a drunk Danish rugby team. I will say that they're funny and decent singers, at least, if a "bit" dirty minded. :P
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Siege on October 03, 2014, 02:29:09 AM
Dude, when I have alcohol in my blood system, I use some secret invention called condom, because alcohol aint good for reproduction.
Look how retarded eastern Europe is.
So this explain the downturn in my alcohol parties.
Yes.

Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Liep on October 03, 2014, 03:05:22 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:

I'm sure the Brits can still contend for that title. This was military aged men, and our youth have long held the title as heaviest drinkers in that category. Basically most teenagers are drunk out of their skulls for at least 3 days a week from 13/14 to 19 years old.

Just ask the Czechs what they think of vacationing Danish teenagers. :P
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 03, 2014, 05:49:48 AM
so much for effectiveness of the Danish jetfighters...
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Maximus on October 03, 2014, 08:31:06 AM
In my experience nearly every European and European-derived nationality claims to be the heaviest drinkers.
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Tonitrus on October 03, 2014, 12:04:16 PM
Wobbly balls of light?
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 03, 2014, 12:33:46 PM
Quote from: Maximus on October 03, 2014, 08:31:06 AM
In my experience nearly every European and European-derived nationality claims to be the heaviest drinkers.

And they're all correct.
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 03, 2014, 12:42:44 PM
I've never heard that claim from south Europeans.
Title: Re: Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much
Post by: Maximus on October 03, 2014, 12:46:03 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 03, 2014, 12:42:44 PM
I've never heard that claim from south Europeans.
Yea, they would be the exception.