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Title: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 27, 2014, 09:51:53 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/08/26/400-gnomes-disappeared-in-austria-and-its-causing-a-political-scandal/

Quote400 gnomes disappeared in Austria, and it's causing a political scandal

Last weekend in the mountainous Austrian state of Vorarlberg, 400 gnomes disappeared. Nobody knows where they have gone. But everyone knows it's down to politics.

With regional elections set for Sept. 21, the left-wing Social Democratic Party ordered 20,000 gnomes called "Coolmen" earlier this year. The gnomes, toting sunglasses and campaign signs, were the party's last-ditch effort to prevent an electoral defeat in Vorarlberg. About 400 of the gnomes were attached to lampposts on Saturday as alternatives to traditional posters, but their mass disappearance by Sunday morning was conspicuous.

"I suspect our rival party OeVP [the Austrian People's Party] to have removed the gnomes," local Social Democratic Party leader Michael Ritsch told The Washington Post on Tuesday. Ritsch has filed a complaint, and the state's police forces have launched an investigation.

Speaking to Austrian public broadcaster ORF, the local leadership of the OeVP party denied the allegations. The party's local general manager told ORF that people who leveled such unfounded accusations were no better than the actual gnome thieves.

But Ritsch persists with his accusations. "All of our gnomes are 40 centimeters tall. The thieves must have needed more than just one truck to steal them," he said. And he points out another interesting detail: Soon after the gnomes were removed, he said, posters advertising the OeVP party were put up in the same spots.

The gnomes were intended as gifts to local voters, but police have told Ritsch that their suspected theft en masse could constitute a criminal offense. Electoral advertisement campaigns are largely taxpayer-funded in Austria, which means that the gnomes were publicly financed, making their theft a sensitive political issue. According to the Social Democratic Party, it spent roughly a third of its campaign resources in the state, $660,000 in total, on the gnomes.

Their use — instead of posters — offers some interesting insights into the Austrian political landscape. While American candidates would preferably show their own faces in video spots, the Social Democrats relied on their small mascots, as you can see in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-cNDjJ2QlY

Austrian political commentator Thomas Hofer, who studied election campaign management in Washington, is skeptical about the success of using gnomes. "Knowing that their party was about to lose the campaign, they tried to be perceived as humorous by comparing themselves with little gnomes. However, the symbolic reference causes the opposite reactions it is supposed to," he said.

Hofer indirectly blames the United States for the emergence of such election campaigns. "More than other European countries, Austria has always tried to copy American campaigns," he said. Having much less public funding for their party's campaign in the region, the Social Democrats were doomed to lose the advertisement fight, which is waged mostly through posters hung up on walls and lampposts. Television does not play a major role in the country's election campaigns because public TV channels (which dominate the market) are not allowed to broadcast political advertisement. Gnomes seemed like a welcome alternative for the Social Democrats, a party that is among the strongest political forces in Austria but has been historically weak in Vorarlberg and the west of the country.

"Gnomes are quite important in the region. You usually marry, you buy a house, and you buy a gnome," Vienna-based political scientist Hubert Sickinger told The Post. But Sickinger also doubts their efficacy in election campaigns.

German gnome expert and manufacturer Andreas Klein, however, thinks that gnomes "make it much easier to break the ice or to get the attention of voters."

Voter turnout in Austria largely decreased after the 1970s, prompting parties to invest resources in finding uncommon means to reach out to the electorate. Countries across Europe are experiencing similar trends of voter disillusionment, with commentators pointing to a widening gap between citizens and political elites.

Ritsch said that, no matter the outcome of the election, he has attained his goal of awakening voter interest in local issues. "Recently people have started to come up to me more frequently again. Then, we talk about gnomes and politics," he said.

The Coolmen have also drawn some complaints from chocolate maker Milka who used to have an iconic TV spot with an octogenarian in the Alps, his catch phrase being, "It's cool, man!" (He was sometimes referred to as Coolman.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: alfred russel on August 27, 2014, 10:04:01 AM
There will be much gnashing of teeth over this.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 27, 2014, 10:08:48 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.derstandard.at%2Ft%2F12%2F2014%2F08%2F24%2Fzwerge-coolmen.jpg&hash=5c139b633d77505bf42d50f610c6f4925fdfd0cb)
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 27, 2014, 10:18:21 AM
Even the BBC covers this horrifying tale:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28923234

QuoteAustrian party rues disappearance of 400 garden gnomes

Four hundred garden gnomes have gone missing in Vorarlberg in west Austria.

The gnomes, known as "Coolmen", are the property of the left wing Social Democrat Party.

They were being used as political campaign advertisements in the run up to provincial elections in Vorarlberg on 21 September.

Reinhold Einwallner from the Social Democrats told the BBC there were suspicions that the gnomes may have been removed by rival party the OeVP.

Mr Einwallner said the 400 gnomes in question had been attached to lamp-posts in around the towns of Rankweil and Bregenz. But on Saturday night, they disappeared.

"An interesting detail is that now OeVP [the conservative People's Party] campaign posters are now hanging at the same height on many of these lampposts," he said.

Mr Einwallner said the Social Democrats were happy if individual members of the public wanted to take a Coolman gnome for their gardens but he said the party could not just stand by when campaign materials worth 3,000 euros ($3,958; £2,391) simply disappeared.

It would be "a major scandal" if the gnomes had been stolen by another political party, he said in a statement.

The Social Democrats have filed an official complaint with the police.

A reward of 1,000 euros has been offered to anyone with information about the gnomes' whereabouts.

In using gnomes for its election campaign, the Social Democrats are breaking with long established custom in Austria. Traditionally posters are used.

The Social Democrats have ordered 20,000 gnomes, which they plan to roll out over the next few weeks of campaigning.


Gnome facts

-    The idea of including small stone figures in the garden is an ancient one - Priapus, the ancient phallic god of fertility inhabited many a Roman garden
-    During the Renaissance period, gardens of wealthy villas sported groups of stone "grotesques" including Punch-style figures typically a metre tall and garishly painted
-    In Germany the history of these garden figures has become inextricably confused with the tradition of "little folk" or dwarves who were believed to help in the mines and around the farm
-    As the first proud Germanic dwarves arrived in England they were promptly re-named as the more humble "gnome"
-    The manufacturing heartland of the early gnome or dwarf centred on the town of Graefenroda in Germany
-    With the outbreak of World War I the reputation of the Germanic gnome plummeted. It was left to Disney to revive the fashion with their hit animation film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Source: Garden historian Twigs Way



In other news: Michael Spindelegger, vice chancellor, finance minister and chairman of the conservative ÖVP has stepped down from all offices after massive criticism inside his party over his support for a tax reform that might reduce the burden for Austrian income tax payers.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: The Brain on August 27, 2014, 10:18:54 AM
Worst Austrian ever.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: derspiess on August 27, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Wow, first there were Nazi gnomes and now Social Democrat gnomes.  I prefer my gnomes apolitical, thank you.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: KRonn on August 27, 2014, 12:59:09 PM
QuoteA reward of 1,000 euros has been offered to anyone with information about the gnomes' whereabouts. 

Check World of Warcraft. They may have chosen to go and help repopulate the gnomish homeland!
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 27, 2014, 01:12:50 PM
Does Austria now have a: gnome deficit?  :cry:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: KRonn on August 27, 2014, 02:05:12 PM
gnomercy for gnomes in Austria?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 02:05:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 27, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Wow, first there were Nazi gnomes and now Social Democrat gnomes.  I prefer my gnomes apolitical, thank you.

Hell, the gnomes aren't actually doing the voting. What do you think this is, Detroit?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 27, 2014, 02:07:09 PM
#justiceforthegnomes
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 27, 2014, 02:20:39 PM
#gnomebucketchallenge
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
Some of the terminology used in the article is a bit baffling, have I been confused by the gnomenclature ?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
Some of the terminology used in the article is a bit baffling, have I been confused by the gnomenclature ?

Just say you have to have that gnomic article explained.   
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
Some of the terminology used in the article is a bit baffling, have I been confused by the gnomenclature ?

Just say you have to have that gnomic article explained.

:hmm:

You should try working the phrase "gnomes of Zurich" into topic; there a joke in there somewhere, I know you could unlock it.  :D
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 27, 2014, 02:46:18 PM
#freethegnomes
#nognomesforoil
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
Some of the terminology used in the article is a bit baffling, have I been confused by the gnomenclature ?

Just say you have to have that gnomic article explained.

:hmm:


Quote1.1Difficult to understand because enigmatic or ambiguous:
'I had to have the gnomic response interpreted for me'

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/gnomic

QuoteYou should try working the phrase "gnomes of Zurich" into topic; there a joke in there somewhere, I know you could unlock it.  :D

Kidnapping these gnomes is obviously a plot by the secretive Swiss bankers to control first Autria and then the EU. The end result: Europe will be under the control of a Gnomenführer.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 27, 2014, 03:09:48 PM
Send in the ants of Brest-Litovsk!
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Martinus on August 27, 2014, 03:10:33 PM
#gnomercy4thieves
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Martinus on August 27, 2014, 03:14:12 PM
Quote
Gnome facts

-    The idea of including small stone figures in the garden is an ancient one - Priapus, the ancient phallic god of fertility inhabited many a Roman garden

Uhm, I would have thought Priapus would make for quite a different type of a gnome... Then again, it's Austria, the land of Krampus, so who knows.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 27, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 27, 2014, 02:33:07 PM
You should try working the phrase "gnomes of Zurich" into topic; there a joke in there somewhere, I know you could unlock it.  :D

Considering that most Austrians consider Vorarlberg to be more Swiss than Austrian ...  :hmm:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Malthus on August 27, 2014, 03:31:14 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 27, 2014, 03:14:12 PM
Quote
Gnome facts

-    The idea of including small stone figures in the garden is an ancient one - Priapus, the ancient phallic god of fertility inhabited many a Roman garden

Uhm, I would have thought Priapus would make for quite a different type of a gnome... Then again, it's Austria, the land of Krampus, so who knows.  :hmm:

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not combine the imagry of Priapus and Krampus into one guarden sculpture.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 27, 2014, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 27, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Wow, first there were Nazi gnomes and now Social Democrat gnomes.  I prefer my gnomes apolitical, thank you.

So full of shit.


(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4112/4997622130_193381438f.jpg)
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 27, 2014, 04:26:05 PM
#gnomesoflawrence?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 27, 2014, 06:56:00 PM
Could have been worse...

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedrunkgnome.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fmarxgnomes.jpg&hash=6f43bce80417736c40e8b2350b15140e21d82632)
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 27, 2014, 06:56:34 PM
Garden Gnome Liberation Front?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 27, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 27, 2014, 06:56:00 PM
Could have been worse...

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedrunkgnome.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fmarxgnomes.jpg&hash=6f43bce80417736c40e8b2350b15140e21d82632)

If those Marx Gnomes could fellate a person, he'd make a mint.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 27, 2014, 07:05:46 PM
They were in gnomansland.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 27, 2014, 07:35:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 27, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
If those Marx Gnomes could fellate a person, he'd make a mint.

If they were a couple inches taller, all you'd need to do is carve out the mouth area and replace it with something like a love doll or fleshlight.  Care to finance another side venture?  And, say, take on an engineer to actually do the design work? :P
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 27, 2014, 07:44:24 PM
I smell a new paradigm!
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 27, 2014, 07:47:05 PM
Next will be a Lenin RealDoll.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 27, 2014, 07:55:04 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 27, 2014, 07:47:05 PM
Next will be a Lenin RealDoll.  :rolleyes:

RUSSIA.....RISING!
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 27, 2014, 08:11:09 PM
There are no gnomes in Sweden!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXewk32-bk
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Norgy on August 28, 2014, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 27, 2014, 07:44:24 PM
I smell a new paradigm!

Gno meme?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:21:32 PM
There's gno place like gnhome.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 28, 2014, 01:29:59 PM
These puns are killing me. I'm literally dying with laughter.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brooklynpaper.com%2Fassets%2Fphotos%2F35%2F41%2F24_gottfriedqa_2012_10_12_bk01_z.jpg&hash=b111ee2dce024bfa293fd3479ae14e1bd503c55f)
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 28, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
Gno Accountability
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?

Could be, it's a gnome man's land out there.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?

Could be, it's a gnome man's land out there.
:mad:  Look up about ten posts and back about 24 hours... MAH SCHTICK!
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?
Gnomeland is an island?
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 04:51:59 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Quote from: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?

Could be, it's a gnome man's land out there.
:mad:  Look up about ten posts and back about 24 hours... MAH SCHTICK!

Sorry, kinda skimmed over the thread, so that wasn't gnome to me.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 04:52:28 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: KRonn on August 28, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Maybe the gnomes aren't really missing, but have all moved to their ancestral homeland of Gnome, Alaska?
Gnomeland is an island?

So send not to gnome for who the bell tolls...
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 05:28:18 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 04:51:59 PM
Sorry, kinda skimmed over the thread, so that wasn't gnome to me.  :Embarrass:
Gnome an is perfect.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2014, 05:52:08 PM
Gnome is the loneliest number.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 05:54:58 PM
Only the gnome-ly...
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 06:09:10 PM
Ed, and Tonto, STOP.  You guys are not in the same galactic cluster as punning.

Making vague noises is not punning.  Look at the best pun on the thread, Marti's "#gnomercy4thieves  Note how the noises it makes include include both "gnome' and something else. 

You guys aren't making the "gnome" noise make sense at all.  "Gnome is the loneliest number." doesn't include the noise "one" at all.  "gnome-ly" doesn't include the noise "lone" at all.
Just stop.  I didn't think that anything could irritate me more than "Congressional Medal of Honor" but I was wrong.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 28, 2014, 06:20:54 PM
Gnome off.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 06:25:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2014, 06:20:54 PM
Gnome off.
:P
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 06:30:33 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 06:09:10 PM
Ed, and Tonto, STOP.  You guys are not in the same galactic cluster as punning.

Making vague noises is not punning.  Look at the best pun on the thread, Marti's "#gnomercy4thieves  Note how the noises it makes include include both "gnome' and something else. 

You guys aren't making the "gnome" noise make sense at all.  "Gnome is the loneliest number." doesn't include the noise "one" at all.  "gnome-ly" doesn't include the noise "lone" at all.
Just stop.  I didn't think that anything could irritate me more than "Congressional Medal of Honor" but I was wrong.

Gnomercy.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 06:35:31 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 28, 2014, 06:30:33 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 28, 2014, 06:09:10 PM
Ed, and Tonto, STOP.  You guys are not in the same galactic cluster as punning.

Making vague noises is not punning.  Look at the best pun on the thread, Marti's "#gnomercy4thieves  Note how the noises it makes include include both "gnome' and something else. 

You guys aren't making the "gnome" noise make sense at all.  "Gnome is the loneliest number." doesn't include the noise "one" at all.  "gnome-ly" doesn't include the noise "lone" at all.
Just stop.  I didn't think that anything could irritate me more than "Congressional Medal of Honor" but I was wrong.

Gnomercy.
:( I wish I'd said that.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Syt on August 29, 2014, 12:13:15 AM
Maybe this would be a case for Gonemland Security?



It appears relevant video has surfaced, but police don't reveal yet what it shows.
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: Tonitrus on August 29, 2014, 12:14:34 AM
Okay guys, gnomore puns.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!
Post by: sbr on August 29, 2014, 09:23:02 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftgscoaster.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fgnu1.jpg&hash=81d9849ddd4e598af333238215a2c0956d35c0c6)

No gnus is good gnus.