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Title: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Jaron on June 11, 2009, 05:38:21 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/11/ent.chastity.bono/index.html


Sick, sick, beyond all reasonable measures of the word. :x
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Caliga on June 11, 2009, 05:49:31 PM
I think she will look better as a guy.  :)
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Ed Anger on June 11, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
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Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Habsburg on June 11, 2009, 06:17:19 PM
I should care about this because?
(aka, it is the news because?)

Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: garbon on June 11, 2009, 06:21:09 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on June 11, 2009, 06:17:19 PM
I should care about this because?
(aka, it is the news because?)
I at first thought they said "the late entertainer Cher" and thought, well the farewell tour is finally over.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Habsburg on June 11, 2009, 06:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 11, 2009, 06:21:09 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on June 11, 2009, 06:17:19 PM
I should care about this because?
(aka, it is the news because?)
I at first thought they said "the late entertainer Cher" and thought, well the farewell tour is finally over.

That farewell tour left the Bahnhof in 1993.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Maximus on June 11, 2009, 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 11, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
imp

:lmfao: Oh christ I think I busted something.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Caliga on June 11, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
If I Could Turn Back Time :wub:
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Neil on June 11, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Unattractive woman turns into unattractive man.

You know, I can't say as I'm surprised that Cher's kid would turn out to be a freak.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2009, 08:47:43 PM
If I had started this thread, the title would be "Gypsies, Trannies and Thieves."
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 11, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 11, 2009, 08:47:43 PM
If I had started this thread, the title would be "Gypsies, Trannies and Thieves."
Good one. :lol:
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: lustindarkness on June 11, 2009, 09:21:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 11, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
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:lmfao:

Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on June 11, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
The numbers of FTMs just keep climbing. There ain't gonna be any lesbians left soon at this rate.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Grey Fox on June 11, 2009, 09:42:39 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 11, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
The numbers of FTMs just keep climbing. There ain't gonna be any lesbians left soon at this rate.

Don't worry, the porn industry is making sure we'll never run out.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Razgovory on June 12, 2009, 12:42:29 AM
MB/EA wins the thread.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Brazen on June 12, 2009, 02:22:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 11, 2009, 05:49:31 PM
I think she will look better as a guy.  :)
After all, Cher does.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Martinus on June 12, 2009, 03:13:14 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 12, 2009, 02:22:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 11, 2009, 05:49:31 PM
I think she will look better as a guy.  :)
After all, Cher does.
:lol:
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Martinus on June 12, 2009, 03:14:28 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 11, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
The numbers of FTMs just keep climbing. There ain't gonna be any lesbians left soon at this rate.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/conservatives_warn_quick_sex
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Martinus on June 12, 2009, 03:15:12 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 11, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
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What the fuck is that? :D
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: saskganesh on June 12, 2009, 07:23:55 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 11, 2009, 09:42:39 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 11, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
The numbers of FTMs just keep climbing. There ain't gonna be any lesbians left soon at this rate.

Don't worry, the porn industry is making sure we'll never run out.

those are actresses performing a role so heterosexual males can get off and not worry about having to see another competitive penis ever again.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Grey Fox on June 12, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
The actresses yes but 2 entire generation of girls are growing up with interest in sex with their gender.

:cheers:
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2009, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
The actresses yes but 2 entire generation of girls are growing up with interest in sex with their gender.

:cheers:

Wait you are cheering on girls not wanting to have sex with you?

You dudes with a lesbian fetish are weird.
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Malthus on June 12, 2009, 08:23:53 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2009, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
The actresses yes but 2 entire generation of girls are growing up with interest in sex with their gender.

:cheers:

Wait you are cheering on girls not wanting to have sex with you?

You dudes with a lesbian fetish are weird.

Exactly what I was thinking.  :lol:
Title: Re: Farewell, Chastity Bono. Hello Chaz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 12, 2009, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2009, 08:14:20 AM
Wait you are cheering on girls not wanting to have sex with you?

You dudes with a lesbian fetish are weird.

I'm sure he's thinking threesome.