8th wedding anniversary on July 5th. yay.
You may proceed to mock me Seedy.
So let me get this straight. You celebrate freedom one day, and then your loss of freedom the next?
On her, yes. Hohohohohohohosho.
I am happy for you no I really am.
Bon anniversaire, man. Live the dream.
Our 8th anniversary is the end of August. But we realized it was the 10th anniversary of our first date about two weeks ago.
Grats Ed. :thumbsup:
Finally an anniversary at which she can legally have a drink. :cheers:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 01:08:41 AM
Finally an anniversary at which she can legally have a drink. :cheers:
And she's not pregnant this time either.
:cheers:
You have a Seedy?
Happy Angry 5th of July!
:cheers:
Coming up on year 15 myself. :cool:
:cheers:
I never made it more than 5 years. Married for 5, divorced and took a 5 year break, then got back together and tried it again for 5 years. In a stunning turn of events it didn't work the second time either. It's been 7 years so I think we finally broke free of the cycle.
Sexual reproduction is a scam.
Congrats to you and the missus Ed.
Kids have been passed off to the Grandparents.
MY PENIS IS AT DEFCON 2
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 05, 2014, 06:26:43 PM
Kids have been passed off to the Grandparents.
MY PENIS IS AT DEFCON 2
Well, I was going to say congrats, and then you posted this and I wasn't sure what to say anymore. :unsure:
Um.... congrats?
Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
MB is going to launch on warning. Explains the pregnancies. LOL.
TURN YOUR KEY
I've turned my key twice already. I just want to cuddle.
P.S. I bought WarGames the other day. Was $5. :punk:
Quote from: Ideologue on July 05, 2014, 09:16:14 PM
P.S. I bought WarGames the other day. Was $5. :punk:
Don't watch the 'sequel'.
Nope nope nope. :lol:
They're remaking it in modern times, which is kind of like remaking Dr. Strangelove or Fail Safe. :blink:
"Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red alpha message in two parts..." is my email notification tone for my phone. :smarty:
The alert sound makes people jump. :lol:
Quote from: Ideologue on July 05, 2014, 09:16:14 PM
P.S. I bought WarGames the other day. Was $5. :punk:
:wub:
Haven't seen it since the theater.
The wargames game is surprisingly great.
I ended up at the emegency room at 5 in the morning with a large gallbladder attack. Yay me.
Doc:we aren't going to admit you for surgery.
Wife: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
:wub:
Yikes. :(
I got more Vicodin at least.
Ed, if you want to throw off your chains of bondage, I have a spare bedroom ready to serve as a station on a modern day underground railroad. Child support enforcement will never find you here. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 06, 2014, 06:07:29 PM
I got more Vicodin at least.
:)
I was going to say something about stockpiling pain meds, but there are actually some pretty amusing articles about how doomsday preppers plan on cultivating their own opium poppies to obtain narcotic painkillers after the rapture.
Quote from: alfred russel on July 06, 2014, 08:42:34 PM
Ed, if you want to throw off your chains of bondage, I have a spare bedroom ready to serve as a station on a modern day underground railroad. Child support enforcement will never find you here. :)
Thank you.
But I have gotten her broken in pretty good. No nagging, no bothering me on football weekends and she cooks. And not much sass and backtalk.
8 years of roast beef sammiches. You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
Small trade-off for having daily or at least regular access, Seedy :contract:
At least after two kids.
Lulz, "regular access." Like it's you that dictates the operational tempo.
It's both of us :)
Try doing it without the bondage. Your health may improve. :)
I'm the yellow guy from Sin City.
I have to admit, the first time I got a sandwich made for me without asking for it---that was the day I knew I'd won at life.
:P