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Title: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Brazen on June 23, 2014, 03:58:06 AM
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QuoteA student has reportedly had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina.

The exchange student from America is believed to have climbed inside the marble sculpture in Tubingen, Germany, on Friday afternoon, for a dare.

However, once inside he found he was stuck.

Five emergency vehicles and 22 firemen are believed to have eventually eased the unnamed man out but not before someone took a picture and posted it on social media site Imgur.

The man, whose legs got wedged at the bottom of the art installation, was eventually freed and was said to be 'really embarrassed'.

Erick Guzman, who took the images and posted them online, said: 'I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.

'The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.'

The sculpture is by a Peruvian artist called Fernando de la jara and has been at the Tubingen University in the German town for the last 13 years in the Institute for Microbiology.

The sculpture is called Pi-Chacan, which is said to mean 'love making' in Peruvian-Indian.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/)
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 05:20:57 AM
What a... dick?
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Legbiter on June 23, 2014, 06:02:58 AM
Herb needs to lift.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:16:45 AM
Quite a cock-up.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 06:17:32 AM
Meowtf?
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: mongers on June 23, 2014, 06:40:40 AM
On being releases he said to the first fireman "Hi man"
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Brazen on June 23, 2014, 06:46:16 AM
It was a labia of love.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 01:03:54 PM
Did the sculpture consent?  :hmm:
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: alfred russel on June 23, 2014, 01:07:57 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 23, 2014, 06:46:16 AM
It was a labia of love.

:lol: The chance to say that is why you made this thread, isn't it?
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Syt on June 23, 2014, 02:04:00 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/american-bro-gets-stuck-in-giant-german-vagina.html?mid=facebook_dailyintelligencer

QuoteIn the most graphic internationally viewed birth scene since Kourtney Kardashian's, it took 22 rescue workers to help free a 20-year-old exchange student from a marble sculpture depicting the source of life on Friday in Tuebingen, Germany. "It was a dare," said the squad leader of the local fire department. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork." He could not climb out alone.

Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.

The statue, Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is the work of Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara and has sat outside of Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001. It's valued at $173,000.

"We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," said the rescue chief, who could not help but add that a "forceps delivery was not necessary." The town's mayor told a local paper that he could not imagine how the dude got caught, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies," adding, "To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

The "victim" will never hear the end of the lubrication jokes. He deserves it.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:12:05 PM
Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Malthus on June 23, 2014, 02:15:35 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 23, 2014, 02:04:00 PM
Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.


'Thanks, friend'.  :lol:
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Malthus on June 23, 2014, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:12:05 PM
Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.

If it was in America, he could have sued the artist for making an unsafe stone vagina.   :P
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.


Was he: a Democrat?
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:43:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.


Was he: a Democrat?

He was a ethnic minority, therefore a Demoncrat an a enemy of freedom, low taxes, and limited govertment.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:44:35 PM
Ok now you are messing with us.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Malthus on June 23, 2014, 02:48:10 PM
I was rooting for "a real American would have busted his way out of that stone vagina with his mighty balls", or somesuch.

A sort of "no true Scotsman" of stone vagina experiences.  :D
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:16:05 PM
Real Americans need wheelbarrows for their balls.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 23, 2014, 03:19:49 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:43:38 PM
He was a ethnic minority,

So are you.  :secret:
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 03:20:41 PM
Yes I think that is the joke.  At least I hope so  :lol:
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
To be honest, vaginas have claimed many victims.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.

It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.

It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.

That made me giggle.  :D
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Josephus on June 23, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
stupid twat
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: mongers on June 23, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: crazy canuck on June 23, 2014, 05:54:30 PM
He should have kept a safe distance
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: Ideologue on June 23, 2014, 05:55:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 23, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:

They vary.
Title: Re: The vagina wall claims a victim
Post by: mongers on June 23, 2014, 06:00:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 23, 2014, 05:54:30 PM
He should have kept a safe distance

God knows how fast he was going, if his forward momentum carried him that far.  :P