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QuoteA student has reportedly had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina.
The exchange student from America is believed to have climbed inside the marble sculpture in Tubingen, Germany, on Friday afternoon, for a dare.
However, once inside he found he was stuck.
Five emergency vehicles and 22 firemen are believed to have eventually eased the unnamed man out but not before someone took a picture and posted it on social media site Imgur.
The man, whose legs got wedged at the bottom of the art installation, was eventually freed and was said to be 'really embarrassed'.
Erick Guzman, who took the images and posted them online, said: 'I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.
'The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.'
The sculpture is by a Peruvian artist called Fernando de la jara and has been at the Tubingen University in the German town for the last 13 years in the Institute for Microbiology.
The sculpture is called Pi-Chacan, which is said to mean 'love making' in Peruvian-Indian.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/)
What a... dick?
Herb needs to lift.
Quite a cock-up.
Meowtf?
On being releases he said to the first fireman "Hi man"
It was a labia of love.
Did the sculpture consent? :hmm:
Quote from: Brazen on June 23, 2014, 06:46:16 AM
It was a labia of love.
:lol: The chance to say that is why you made this thread, isn't it?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/american-bro-gets-stuck-in-giant-german-vagina.html?mid=facebook_dailyintelligencer
QuoteIn the most graphic internationally viewed birth scene since Kourtney Kardashian's, it took 22 rescue workers to help free a 20-year-old exchange student from a marble sculpture depicting the source of life on Friday in Tuebingen, Germany. "It was a dare," said the squad leader of the local fire department. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork." He could not climb out alone.
Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.
The statue, Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is the work of Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara and has sat outside of Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001. It's valued at $173,000.
"We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," said the rescue chief, who could not help but add that a "forceps delivery was not necessary." The town's mayor told a local paper that he could not imagine how the dude got caught, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies," adding, "To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."
The "victim" will never hear the end of the lubrication jokes. He deserves it.
Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.
Quote from: Syt on June 23, 2014, 02:04:00 PM
Someone claiming to be the kid's friend posted photos of the incident to — where else? — Reddit.
'Thanks, friend'. :lol:
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:12:05 PM
Europeans never cease to be amazed by American genius for um...whatever that was.
If it was
in America, he could have sued the artist for making an unsafe stone vagina. :P
That wasn't a real american.
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.
Was he: a Democrat?
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 23, 2014, 02:34:19 PM
That wasn't a real american.
Was he: a Democrat?
He was a ethnic minority, therefore a Demoncrat an a enemy of freedom, low taxes, and limited govertment.
Ok now you are messing with us.
I was rooting for "a real American would have busted his way out of that stone vagina with his mighty balls", or somesuch.
A sort of "no true Scotsman" of stone vagina experiences. :D
Real Americans need wheelbarrows for their balls.
Yes I think that is the joke. At least I hope so :lol:
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.
To be honest, vaginas have claimed many victims.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.
It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2014, 03:23:04 PM
Anyway, I suspect Asian Americans are much more prone to dumbass things like climbing inside vagina statues than Asian Asians are.
It is the brave American pioneer spirit that those drones in the old country lack.
That made me giggle. :D
stupid twat
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:
He should have kept a safe distance
Quote from: mongers on June 23, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
I tend to find vaginas quite tight too. :cool:
They vary.
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 23, 2014, 05:54:30 PM
He should have kept a safe distance
God knows how fast he was going, if his forward momentum carried him that far. :P