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Title: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 05:16:48 AM
Wow, what morons!  :lol:

http://www.projo.com/news/content/MUTINY_ON_THE_BOUNTY_HUNTERS_06-10-09_8KELSI8_v12.3db5cd0.html
QuoteWoonsocket police arrest 2 "bounty hunters"

01:00 AM EDT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009

By Thomas J. Morgan

Journal Staff Writer

CERVANTES

WOONSOCKET — Call it a mutiny on the bounty hunters.

Woonsocket police said on Tuesday that two men who purchased "bounty hunter" credentials from an online source have been charged with assault and breaking and entering for forcing their way into an apartment and taking a Woonsocket woman into custody on May 7.

"We're still knocking our heads on this," commented Lt. Eugene Jalette of the Woonsocket police. "We've never seen this before."

The woman, Rebecca Ball, 18, of 90 Blackstone St., was wanted on a warrant for failure to appear in District Court on a charge of assault.

Jalette said the men handcuffed Ball and drove her to Cumberland police headquarters, where bail commissioner Richard Finnegan released her pending a court appearance.

Officers in Cumberland recommended that Ball go to the Woonsocket police to file a complaint, Jalette said.

She did just that the next day, Jalette said.

Detective Thomas Calouro of the Woonsocket police began looking into the matter. He reported that the "bounty hunters," Brandon Johnson, 36, and Ronald Cervantes, 39, both of 620 Elm St., decided to start a company to apprehend fugitives. He said they went to an online source called beabountyhunter.com and paid $235, for which they received bounty hunter badges and identification cards.

"They sure look official," Jalette said of the ID paraphernalia, "but they're not."

Once armed with their credentials, Johnson, Cervantes and three companions went to Ball's apartment and took Ball into custody.

Calouro obtained arrest warrants for Johnson and Cervantes. They turned themselves in on Tuesday. Johnson was released on bail. Cervantes was held as a probation violator from a Superior Court case about which details were lacking.

Jalette said no action was taken against the other three individuals because they played only a minor role and the police could not prove they had criminal intent.

Of the bounty hunter caper, Jalette said, "It's quite unique."
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 10, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
Happens all the time.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 05:21:00 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 10, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
Happens all the time.
You'd think you would have learned the first time. :P
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 10, 2009, 05:30:57 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 05:21:00 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 10, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
Happens all the time.
You'd think you would have learned the first time. :P

I was never a "bounty hunter".  It's a classification that doesn't exist in most states.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:36:39 AM
No way is "Woonsocket" a real place name. Something a car repairer charges you £75 + VAT for, maybe.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 05:40:47 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:36:39 AM
No way is "Woonsocket" a real place name. Something a car repairer charges you £75 + VAT for, maybe.

From wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woonsocket
QuoteBefore the arrival of European settlers in northern Rhode Island during the 17th century, today's Woonsocket region was inhabited by three Native American tribes — the Nipmucs (Cowesett), Wampanoags, and Narragansetts [6]. In 1661, the English theologian Roger Williams purchased the area from the "Coweset and Nipmucks," and in a letter referred to modern day Woonsocket as "Niswosakit."[7] Other possible derivations to the name include several Nipmuc geographic names from nearby Massachusetts. These include Woonksechocksett, from Worcester County meaning "fox country," and Wannashowatuckqut, also from Worcester County, meaning "at the fork of the river".[8] Another theory states Woonsocket derives from "thunder mist," in reference to the largest waterfall on the Blackstone River, which lies at the center of the city. However, another theory proposes the city was named after Woonsocket Hill in neighboring North Smithfield. The term "thunder mist" is used by several local businesses, including Thundermist Health Center.[9] . There is also a series of novellettes titled "Thundermist" (Thundermist 04167 and A Week Without Sunshine) by local author David Lafleche.

In the 19th century it became an important industrial center that attracted hordes of French-Canadian immigrants.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:36:39 AM
No way is "Woonsocket" a real place name. Something a car repairer charges you £75 + VAT for, maybe.
I used to always make fun of that place name when I lived in New England.  :lol:

Other places with stupid Indian names include: Agawam, Cos Cob, Cummaquid, Mahwah, Moosup.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:48:21 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Cummaquid
Sounds like London slang for a discount hand-job.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Syt on June 10, 2009, 05:50:25 AM
Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum.

:piett:
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: grumbler on June 10, 2009, 06:52:02 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 10, 2009, 05:50:25 AM
Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum.

:piett:
Dyin' ain't much of a living.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Syt on June 10, 2009, 06:55:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AMOther places with stupid Indian names include: Agawam, Cos Cob, Cummaquid, Mahwah, Moosup.

Not to mention Milwaukee.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Tonitrus on June 10, 2009, 07:03:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM

Other places with stupid Indian names include: Agawam, Cos Cob, Cummaquid, Mahwah, Moosup.

West Coast representin'  :mad:

Puyallup, Mukilteo, Muckleshoot, Skookumchuck, Stilliguamish.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: saskganesh on June 10, 2009, 07:15:10 AM
I've been to Skookumchuck. Similkameen too, but sadly, not Squamish :bowler:
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Savonarola on June 10, 2009, 08:16:25 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 10, 2009, 06:55:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AMOther places with stupid Indian names include: Agawam, Cos Cob, Cummaquid, Mahwah, Moosup.

Not to mention Milwaukee.

Wisconsin has a plethora of names like that: Waukesha, Mukwonago, Wauwatosa, and Oshkosh are a few.  In the same area Illinois has Wuakegan, Indiana has Mishawaka and Michigan has Kalamazoo.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Ed Anger on June 10, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
Ohio has Hitler Pond. TOP THAT.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: grumbler on June 10, 2009, 08:46:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
Ohio has Hitler Pond. TOP THAT.
Michigan has Hell.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Malthus on June 10, 2009, 09:01:51 AM
Newfoundland has Dildo.  :D

http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/Dildo/dildo.html
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Syt on June 10, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
Austria wins:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.banderasnews.com%2F0611%2Fimages%2Ffucking-austria3.jpg&hash=621b47b31a8cdef8d27e85a44bbdf23048dbb7e2)
"Please - not so fast!"
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 10, 2009, 09:13:22 AM
:D

All that needs is another sign with those kids that says "Schneller!" where the speed limit goes up.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: garbon on June 10, 2009, 10:09:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
I used to always make fun of that place name when I lived in New England.  :lol:

I've always liked "Worcester/Wooster/Woostah/Wistah." Presentable in text but oh so rotten in speech. :)
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on June 10, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
someone should arrest that "Dog" guy. or at least take away his TV show and let him fade into obscurity and Celebrity boxing or something.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Neil on June 10, 2009, 12:36:13 PM
Quote from: grumbler on June 10, 2009, 08:46:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
Ohio has Hitler Pond. TOP THAT.
Michigan is Hell.
fyp.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Malthus on June 10, 2009, 02:59:35 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 10, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
someone should arrest that "Dog" guy. or at least take away his TV show and let him fade into obscurity and Celebrity boxing or something.

I'm amazed he hasn't been beaten to death by his wife's breasts during sex yet.  :P
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 10, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
someone should arrest that "Dog" guy. or at least take away his TV show and let him fade into obscurity and Celebrity boxing or something.
Wasn't he arrested by the Mexican government and charged with kidnapping? What happened to that?
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Ed Anger on June 10, 2009, 03:05:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 10, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
someone should arrest that "Dog" guy. or at least take away his TV show and let him fade into obscurity and Celebrity boxing or something.
Wasn't he arrested by the Mexican government and charged with kidnapping? What happened to that?

IIRC, a Mexican court dropped it.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Habsburg on June 10, 2009, 04:19:48 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:48:21 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Cummaquid
Sounds like London slang for a discount hand-job.

:lmfao:
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 10, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:36:39 AM
No way is "Woonsocket" a real place name. Something a car repairer charges you £75 + VAT for, maybe.

I've driven by there a few times on my way to Worcester, Mass from Providence. It really actually exists.  :)
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Neil on June 10, 2009, 08:18:57 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2009, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 10, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
someone should arrest that "Dog" guy. or at least take away his TV show and let him fade into obscurity and Celebrity boxing or something.
Wasn't he arrested by the Mexican government and charged with kidnapping? What happened to that?
:lol:

Surely you must realize that your Mexican laws do not apply to white people, except when it is convenient for us.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Monoriu on June 11, 2009, 01:10:54 AM
There is a city in Guangdong province in China that is named "asshole" in Chinese.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 04:08:51 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2009, 05:48:21 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Cummaquid
Sounds like London slang for a discount hand-job.
:lol:
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2009, 05:46:46 AM
Moosup

Sounds like a slang greeting of Yukon ganstas. Or getting a hair removal job.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Monoriu on June 11, 2009, 04:19:16 AM
One thing I don't understand.  It seems it is entirely possible to be a bounty hunter legally.  They knew where the suspect was.  If there was a reward on her head, all they needed to do was to report her to police.  Less work, more reward.
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2009, 05:15:51 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Sounds like a slang greeting of Yukon ganstas.

Moose up, hoes down!
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 05:17:37 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 11, 2009, 04:19:16 AM
One thing I don't understand.  It seems it is entirely possible to be a bounty hunter legally.  They knew where the suspect was.  If there was a reward on her head, all they needed to do was to report her to police.  Less work, more reward.

That's not bounty hunting. That's snitching. :P
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Monoriu on June 11, 2009, 05:19:39 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 05:17:37 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 11, 2009, 04:19:16 AM
One thing I don't understand.  It seems it is entirely possible to be a bounty hunter legally.  They knew where the suspect was.  If there was a reward on her head, all they needed to do was to report her to police.  Less work, more reward.

That's not bounty hunting. That's snitching. :P

Whatever works  :P
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: Caliga on June 11, 2009, 05:25:46 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 10, 2009, 02:59:35 PMI'm amazed he hasn't been beaten to death by his wife's breasts during sex yet.  :P
I hope that this is my fate. :perv:
Title: Re: "Bounty Hunters" arrested
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2009, 05:41:38 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 11, 2009, 05:17:37 AM
That's not bounty hunting. That's snitching. :P

Mono would be the guy everyone knows at the station that calls on a Saturday night, to inform them that the neighbors are "up to something, and it's probably no good".