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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: mongers on June 06, 2014, 06:01:35 PM

Title: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: mongers on June 06, 2014, 06:01:35 PM
Breaking News : -

Bruce Willis has been taking hostage in his LA home by a crazed fan:

www.latimes/com/brkng-news/BruceWilishostage.htm (http://www.latimes/com/brkng-news/BruceWilishostage.htm)

Do you think we have any obligation to free him?

Title: Re: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 06, 2014, 06:09:52 PM
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Title: Re: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: alfred russel on June 06, 2014, 06:55:04 PM
The next Die Hard [whatever number we are on] should be:

John McClane, played by Bruce Willis, must rescue Bruce Willis being held hostage by a crazed fan. The rescue operation is of the utmost importance, but John McClane doesn't know why. When McClane and Willis meet during the rescue operation, McClane discovers that the rescue is critical because filming on the next Die Hard movie is underway, and Bruce Willis is needed to play the role of John McClane.

It will be like the end scene in Fight Club.
Title: Re: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: Josephus on June 06, 2014, 07:05:54 PM
Whatcha talkin' about Willis?  :mad:
Title: Re: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: garbon on June 06, 2014, 07:12:52 PM
Apparently his daughter sparked outrage because of topless pic?
Title: Re: Do You Have to Free b.Willis
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 06, 2014, 07:32:17 PM
He looked pretty crusty in the last Die Hard.
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