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Poll
Question: Do you have free wifi?
Option 1: Yes votes: 1
Option 2: No votes: 18
Title: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: derspiess on June 05, 2014, 04:44:39 PM
If so, what's the password?
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Barrister on June 05, 2014, 04:46:09 PM
It's my old phone number. :)
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Valmy on June 05, 2014, 04:49:56 PM
No I get it from the evil empire of Time Warner.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: crazy canuck on June 05, 2014, 04:50:20 PM
Mine is determined by whether I pay my internet bill
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 05, 2014, 05:33:56 PM
Yes. The password is "password".
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: DGuller on June 05, 2014, 05:36:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 05, 2014, 05:33:56 PM
Yes. The password is "password".
:mad: Stop using my bank account password.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: mongers on June 05, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
Not exactly an intellectual thread:

Sav starts a thread about free will.

Despiess starts one about free wifi.


:P
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2014, 06:05:07 PM
The projects didn't have a password. It was lovely.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Razgovory on June 05, 2014, 06:19:40 PM
Heh.  For years I didn't even put a password on my wifi.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Josephus on June 05, 2014, 08:10:55 PM
I can barely access my WI FI from my backyard....seriously someone wanna steal my wifi they gotta break into my house. And if they're gonna do that, my last worry is that they're stealing my wifi
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 05, 2014, 08:26:13 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 05, 2014, 08:10:55 PM
I can barely access my WI FI from my backyard....seriously someone wanna steal my wifi they gotta break into my house. And if they're gonna do that, my last worry is that they're stealing my wifi

:yes: The walls here are drywall mounted as a second layer straight onto plaster.  It took four tries before I found a wireless adapter strong enough to get a signal from the router to where I'm sitting right now.

Also, my password is a randomly generated hash.  Nothing is connected to my network that I haven't manually added myself.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Grey Fox on June 05, 2014, 09:44:50 PM
Yes. Password is Canadawinsgoldgocrosby

Yeah, its from the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: derspiess on June 05, 2014, 11:19:58 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 05, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
Not exactly an intellectual thread:

Sav starts a thread about free will.

Despiess starts one about free wifi.


:P

I think you've almost figured it out.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2014, 11:22:15 PM
derfetus makes a funny.

Now somebody can start a "Do you have free Wii?" thread for the hat trick.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: garbon on June 05, 2014, 11:37:58 PM
As in Nous?
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Jacob on June 06, 2014, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2014, 11:22:15 PM
derfetus makes a funny.

Now somebody can start a "Do you have free Wii?" thread for the hat trick.

I was thinking "do you have free wife".
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Valmy on June 06, 2014, 09:21:12 AM
A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Josephus on June 06, 2014, 03:50:13 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: derspiess on June 06, 2014, 04:08:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2014, 09:21:12 AM
A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview4%2F4289723%2Fyou-serious-clark-o.gif&hash=19d3ff1fac0aa282d6ed54baf607a700e99790ce)
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: derspiess on June 06, 2014, 04:09:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2014, 09:21:12 AM
A man gets an email from his neighbour:

"I'm sorry, but I feel so guilty I have to confess: I've been tapping your wife. Probably more than you. At first, it was just the one time, but then I got used to the convenience, and I did it all the time: it was either that, or pay for it. I've decided to go honest and quit doing it"

The man, in tears, gets a handgun and shoots his sleeping wife dead. Then a minute later he gets another email from the neighbour:

"Not 'wife', but 'wifi'. Damn iPad autocorrect!"


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview4%2F4289723%2Fyou-serious-clark-o.gif&hash=19d3ff1fac0aa282d6ed54baf607a700e99790ce)
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: Razgovory on June 06, 2014, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 05, 2014, 08:10:55 PM
I can barely access my WI FI from my backyard....seriously someone wanna steal my wifi they gotta break into my house. And if they're gonna do that, my last worry is that they're stealing my wifi

I found not having a password advantagous.  Last year when my brother was here, he was pirating movies or something and we got some letters from the copyright holders and the internet providers.  I pointed out that I don't actually have a password on the router, so really it could have been anyone in the neighborhood.  That didn't make them happy, but they didn't talk about suing anymore.
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: mongers on June 06, 2014, 05:05:36 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 05, 2014, 11:19:58 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 05, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
Not exactly an intellectual thread:

Sav starts a thread about free will.

Despiess starts one about free wifi.


:P

I think you've almost figured it out.

The Yoke's on me.  :D
Title: Re: Do you have free wifi?
Post by: mongers on June 06, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2014, 11:22:15 PM
derfetus makes a funny.

Now somebody can start a "Do you have free Wii?" thread for the hat trick.

You're just taking the piss now.