Funny on several levels. RIGHT WOTS THIS THEN OH ITS BABY LAXATIVE
QuoteBritain does so much cocaine it's now in the drinking water
By Terrence McCoy
May 12 at 3:00 am
washingtonpost.com
Britain has a thing for cocaine. Traces of the drug have been found in toilet cubicles in Parliament. One of its major football clubs was just rocked by a cocaine scandal. And a once-prominent banker — nicknamed the Crystal Methodist — just pleaded guilty to cocaine possession.
Coke, unlike most other commodities, is cheaper in the United Kingdom than in most other Western European countries. The government estimates that 4.4 percent of 25 to 29-year-olds use it in powder form.
Britain's drug use has now affected its drinking water. Water inspectors discovered traces of benzoylecgonine — the metabolized form of the drug — at four sites. The compound, which urine-based drug tests screen for, wasn't at a high enough level to affect someone who drank the water, and researchers weren't sure what caused its appearance. "We have not speculated on the source of the trace amounts and the research did not cover that aspect," Principal Inspector Sue Pennison told The Washington Post.
But that hasn't stopped others from doing so.
"We have near the highest level of cocaine use in Western Europe," Steve Rolles, an analyst at Transform, a drug policy think tank, told the Sunday Times on Sunday. "It has also been getting cheaper and cheaper at the same time as its use has been going up."
While it's unclear whether cocaine use is still increasing in the United Kingdom — the latest U.N. studies actually show a slight decrease — it's unquestionably high, propelled as much by market forces as cultural.
In the last decade, the use of most other drugs has fallen. According to U.N. 2013 World Drug Report, the percentage of Brits who smoke weed dropped from around 11 percent in 2003 to around 7 percent in 2012. Meanwhile, the percent of cocaine users has surged in the past two decades from below 1 percent to more than 2 percent.
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For explanation, look no further than cocaine's bargain basement prices. As of 2010, according to the U.N., the going price for a gram is about $60, while two decades ago it was $157. "While in the 1980s and 1990s it was seen as a drug of the wealthy and fashionable," the Daily Mail says, "it is now widely taken by people of every class and profession — and even by school children."
A big reason prices have plunged, police told the Economist, is that its quality has dropped. Dealers cut coke more than before to increase profit margins with anesthetic that mimics the numbing effect that cocaine has on the gums. One expert says the cocaine available at pubs and clubs is so weak that "a lot of users wouldn't know what real cocaine is." In Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.
So there's no need to fret that drinking the water will get you high. "The study looked at 'worst case' scenarios," Pennison told the Post, praising the results. It "is reassuring in that it demonstrated that water treatment was generally very effective in removal of a number of pharmaceuticals which were detected in untreated river water in trace amounts."
The report adds: "Thus, the detected pharmaceuticals are unlikely to present a risk to health."
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 13, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
QuoteAnd a once-prominent banker — nicknamed the Crystal Methodist — just pleaded guilty to cocaine possession.
He was a Methodist preacher who became non-executive chairman of the Cooperative bank because he'd been elected up through the Coop structure. He was most prominent as chairman of a bank, but he was never a banker - which was part of the problem as he had no idea about what was happening in the business. He did plead guilty to possession of coke, but also crystal meth - hence the nickname.
The whole article seems a bit ropey to be honest.
I mean this bit:
QuoteMeanwhile, the percent of cocaine users has surged in the past two decades from below 1 percent to more than 2 percent.
Some surge! According to that chart from around 2% in 2000 to around 2% now :o
On the other hand having been out in Glasgow I can believe this:
QuoteIn Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.
Now we know why you've been so fucking chatty lately. Cokehead.
A lot of steps between Bolivia and Glasgow.
I've known some not particularly rich people to do it back home. It really doesn't live up to its reputation as something for the wealthy
QuoteOne of its major football clubs was just rocked by a cocaine scandal.
Didn't hear about that (and you'd have thought it would be front page for days). Anyone know what they're talking about?
Quote from: Tyr on May 13, 2014, 08:33:30 PM
I've known some not particularly rich people to do it back home. It really doesn't live up to its reputation as something for the wealthy
Cocain for the wealthy is
passé.
Quote from: Gups on May 14, 2014, 03:10:11 AM
QuoteOne of its major football clubs was just rocked by a cocaine scandal.
Didn't hear about that (and you'd have thought it would be front page for days). Anyone know what they're talking about?
Its not confirmed but signs point to something with Leeds.
So stretching major a bit.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/ex-leeds-united-managing-director-david-haigh-says-cameras-installed-at-club-after-class-a-drug-allegations/
Not particularly interesting really.
Quote from: Tyr on May 14, 2014, 04:18:47 AM
Its not confirmed but signs point to something with Leeds.
So stretching major a bit.
Sleeping giants....Repeat.
Pfft. Leeds United. Doing drugs would be the least of their crimes.
The Millwall of the North.
Millwall. :wub:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 13, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
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A big reason prices have plunged, police told the Economist, is that its quality has dropped. Dealers cut coke more than before to increase profit margins with anesthetic that mimics the numbing effect that cocaine has on the gums. One expert says the cocaine available at pubs and clubs is so weak that "a lot of users wouldn't know what real cocaine is." In Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.
Scumbags. :mad:
They looked at the Stockholm wastewater earlier this year and reached the conclusion that a Wednesday in Stockholm people take 2,400 hits of cocaine. Smoke around 94,000 joints.
What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? :hmm:
Quote from: DGuller on May 14, 2014, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 13, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
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A big reason prices have plunged, police told the Economist, is that its quality has dropped. Dealers cut coke more than before to increase profit margins with anesthetic that mimics the numbing effect that cocaine has on the gums. One expert says the cocaine available at pubs and clubs is so weak that “a lot of users wouldn’t know what real cocaine is.” In Scotland, purity can be as low as 5 percent.
Scumbags. :mad:
I am not sure I want to live in a world where you can not even trust your coke dealer anymore.
Quote from: Malthus on May 14, 2014, 10:55:27 AM
What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? :hmm:
:console:
Quote from: Malthus on May 14, 2014, 10:55:27 AM
What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? :hmm:
Synthetic cannabinoids.
Quote from: Valmy on May 14, 2014, 11:39:40 AM
I am not sure I want to live in a world where you can not even trust your coke dealer anymore.
Move to Toronto?
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on May 14, 2014, 12:06:16 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 14, 2014, 10:55:27 AM
What the hell is "spice"? Is the UK dealing with Arrakis and not telling us? :hmm:
Synthetic cannabinoids.
Well, I guess we won't be warping space-time then. :( At least, not in reality.
I consume a lot of cannabaceae :cool:
Spice: :x
He who controls the spice, controls the London underworld.