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Title: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on March 28, 2014, 09:18:22 PM
QuoteSERRA DA CAPIVARA NATIONAL PARK, Brazil — Niede Guidon still remembers her astonishment when she glimpsed the paintings.

Preserved amid the bromeliad-encrusted plateaus that tower over the thorn forests of northeast Brazil, the ancient rock art depicts fierce battles among tribesmen, orgiastic scenes of prehistoric revelry and hunters pursuing their game, spears in hand.

"These were stunning compositions, people and animals together, not just figures alone," said Dr. Guidon, 81, remembering what first lured her and other archaeologists in the 1970s to this remote site where jaguars still prowl.

Hidden in the rock shelters where prehistoric humans once lived, the paintings number in the thousands. Some are thought to be more than 9,000 years old and perhaps even far more ancient. Painted in red ocher, they rank among the most revealing testaments anywhere in the Americas to what life was like millenniums before the European conquest began a mere five centuries ago.

But it is what excavators found when they started digging in the shadows of the rock art that is contributing to a pivotal re-evaluation of human history in the hemisphere.

Researchers at Serra da Capivara National Park unearthed stone tools last year that they say prove that humans reached what is now northeast Brazil as early as 22,000 years ago. Their discovery adds to the growing body of research upending a prevailing belief of 20th-century archaeology in the United States known as the Clovis model, which holds that people first arrived in the Americas from Asia about 13,000 years ago. Daniel Berehulak for The New York Times
Researchers here say they have unearthed stone tools proving that humans reached what is now northeast Brazil as early as 22,000 years ago. Their discovery adds to the growing body of research upending a prevailing belief of 20th-century archaeology in the United States known as the Clovis model, which holds that people first arrived in the Americas from Asia about 13,000 years ago.

"If they're right, and there's a great possibility that they are, that will change everything we know about the settlement of the Americas," said Walter Neves, an evolutionary anthropologist at the University of São Paulo whose own analysis of an 11,000-year-old skull in Brazil implies that some ancient Americans resembled aboriginal Australians more than they did Asians.

Up and down the Americas, scholars say that the peopling of lands empty of humankind may have been far more complex than long believed. The radiocarbon dating of spear points found in the 1920s near Clovis, N.M., placed the arrival of big-game hunters across the Bering Strait about 13,000 years ago, long forming the basis of when humans were believed to have arrived in the Americas.

More recently, numerous findings have challenged that narrative. In Texas, archaeologists said in 2011 that they had found projectile points showing that hunter-gatherers had reached another site, known as Buttermilk Creek, as early as 15,500 years ago. Similarly, analysis of human DNA found at an Oregon cave determined that humans were there 14,000 years ago.

But it is in South America, thousands of miles from the New Mexico site where the Clovis spear points were discovered, where archaeologists are putting forward some of the most profound challenges to the Clovis-first theory.

Paleontologists in Uruguay published findings in November suggesting that humans hunted giant sloths there about 30,000 years ago. All the way in southern Chile, Tom D. Dillehay, an anthropologist at Vanderbilt University, has shown that humans lived at a coastal site called Monte Verde as early as 14,800 years ago.

And here in Brazil's caatinga, a semi-arid region of mesas and canyons, European and Brazilian archaeologists building on decades of earlier excavations said last year that they had found artifacts at a rock shelter showing that humans had arrived in South America almost 10,000 years before Clovis hunters began appearing in North America.

"The Clovis paradigm is finally buried," said Eric Boëda, the French archaeologist leading the excavations here.

Exposing the tension over competing claims about where and when humans first arrived in the Americas, some scholars in the dwindling Clovis-first camp in the United States quickly rejected the findings.

Gary Haynes, an archaeologist at the University of Nevada, Reno, argued that the stones found here were not tools made by humans, but instead could have become chipped and broken naturally, by rockfall. Stuart Fiedel, an archaeologist with the Louis Berger Group, an environmental consulting company, said that monkeys might have made the tools instead of humans.

"Monkeys, including large extinct forms, have been in South America for 35 million years," Dr. Fiedel said. He added that the Clovis model was recently bolstered by new DNA analysis ancestrally connecting indigenous peoples in Central and South America to a boy from the Clovis culture whose 12,700-year-old remains were found in 1968 at a site in Montana.

Such dismissive positions have invited equally sharp responses from scholars like Dr. Dillehay, the American archaeologist who discovered Monte Verde. "Fiedel does not know what he is talking about," he said, explaining that similarities existed between the stone tools found here and at the site across South America in Chile. "To say monkeys produced the tools is stupid."

Having their findings disputed is nothing new for the archaeologists working at Serra da Capivara. Dr. Guidon, the Brazilian archaeologist who pioneered the excavations, asserted more than two decades ago that her team had found evidence in the form of charcoal from hearth fires that humans had lived here about 48,000 years ago.

While scholars in the United States generally viewed Dr. Guidon's work with skepticism, she pressed on, obtaining the permission of Brazilian authorities to preserve the archaeological sites near the town of São Raimundo Nonato in a national park that now gets thousands of visitors a year despite its remote location in Piauí, one of Brazil's poorest states.

Dr. Guidon remains defiant about her findings. At her home on the grounds of a museum she founded to focus on the discoveries in Serra da Capivara, she said she believed that humans had reached these plateaus even earlier, around 100,000 years ago, and might have come not overland from Asia but by boat from Africa.

Professor Boëda, who succeeded Dr. Guidon in leading the excavations, said that such early dates may have been possible but that more research was needed. His team is using thermoluminescence, a technique that measures the exposure of sediments to sunlight, to determine their age.

At the same time, discoveries elsewhere in Brazil are adding to the mystery of how the Americas were settled.

In what may be another blow to the Clovis model of humans' coming from northeast Asia, molecular geneticists showed last year that the Botocudo indigenous people living in southeastern Brazil in the late 1800s shared gene sequences commonly found among Pacific Islanders from Polynesia.

How could Polynesians have made it to Brazil? Or aboriginal Australians? Or, if the archaeologists here are correct, how could a population arrive in this hinterland long before Clovis hunters began appearing in the Americas? The array of new discoveries has scholars on a quest for answers.

Reflecting how researchers are increasingly accepting older dates of human migration to the Americas, Michael R. Waters, a geoarchaeologist at Texas A&M University's Center for the Study of the First Americans, said that a "single migration" into the Americas about 15,000 years ago may have given rise to the Clovis people. But he added that if the results obtained here in Serra da Capivara are accurate, they will raise even more questions about how the Americas were settled.

"If so, then whoever lived there never passed on their genetic material to living populations," said Dr. Waters, explaining how the genetic history of indigenous peoples links them to the Clovis child found in Montana. "We must think long and hard about these early sites and how they fit into the picture of the peopling of the Americas."

Link. (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/28/world/americas/discoveries-challenge-beliefs-on-humans-arrival-in-the-americas.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=WO_DCB_20140328&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=1)
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 29, 2014, 12:25:05 AM
The National Museum of the American Indian in DC has one of the coolest cafes you'll ever find in a museum.  They have regional samplers not just from North American tribes, but the entire hemisphere.  I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 31, 2014, 01:58:22 PM
I could have told them the Clovis model was flawed.
It should have been obvious to everyone other than Dan Brown that the the indigeneous peoples of the Americas had no connection with the Merovingians.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 29, 2014, 12:25:05 AM
The National Museum of the American Indian in DC has one of the coolest cafes you'll ever find in a museum.  They have regional samplers not just from North American tribes, but the entire hemisphere.  I highly recommend it.

Samplers of what?  Tobacco?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on March 31, 2014, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on March 31, 2014, 01:58:22 PM
I could have told them the Clovis model was flawed.
It should have been obvious to everyone other than Dan Brown that the the indigeneous peoples of the Americas had no connection with the Merovingians.

:lol:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: KRonn on March 31, 2014, 02:15:47 PM
These are some interesting findings. I've always wondered if people also came to the Americas via Africa or the pacific islands. The Islanders were huge travelers, covering vast distances. It'll be interesting to see how it all works out with these findings or if they're debunked.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: KRonn on March 31, 2014, 02:15:47 PM
These are some interesting findings. I've always wondered if people also came to the Americas via Africa or the pacific islands. The Islanders were huge travelers, covering vast distances. It'll be interesting to see how it all works out with these findings or if they're debunked.

I read recently that there is strong evidence that Pacific islanders made contact with South America.  This isn't the article I had read but it delves into more detail re: the DNA analysis that was done: http://phys.org/news/2013-01-sweet-potato-dna-early-polynesians.html
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: grumbler on March 31, 2014, 02:51:10 PM
Quote from: KRonn on March 31, 2014, 02:15:47 PM
These are some interesting findings. I've always wondered if people also came to the Americas via Africa or the pacific islands. The Islanders were huge travelers, covering vast distances. It'll be interesting to see how it all works out with these findings or if they're debunked.

The islanders were big travelers, but all the evidence is that they were big travelers fairly recently, in historical terms.  If evidence of them arriving in the Americas before, say, 1000 CE were discovered, that would be pretty exciting. Much after that date, though, wouldn't be so surprising.  After all, they reached New Zealand in large numbers by around 1250.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on March 31, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
People arrived on Easter Island earlier then 1000 AD.  There is some circumstantial evidence of contact with mainland S. America by Polynesians, and it it seems likely to me, but there's not concrete proof.  If they could sail all the way to Easter Island, it's almost certain they could make it to the Americas, and probably did.  Unfortunately due to the low numbers of people involved and the lack of written languages it would be very hard to prove.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: citizen k on March 31, 2014, 03:33:17 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on March 31, 2014, 01:58:22 PM
I could have told them the Clovis model was flawed.

I imagine that it will eventually be recognized that the Americas were settled by several waves of migration using different routes.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: alfred russel on March 31, 2014, 03:42:30 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 31, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
People arrived on Easter Island earlier then 1000 AD.  There is some circumstantial evidence of contact with mainland S. America by Polynesians, and it it seems likely to me, but there's not concrete proof.  If they could sail all the way to Easter Island, it's almost certain they could make it to the Americas, and probably did.  Unfortunately due to the low numbers of people involved and the lack of written languages it would be very hard to prove.

I visited Easter Island a year or two ago. :)

I don't think the date of settlement has been definitively established to be before 1000.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: grumbler on March 31, 2014, 03:55:49 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 31, 2014, 03:42:30 PM
I visited Easter Island a year or two ago. :)

I don't think the date of settlement has been definitively established to be before 1000.

Yes, that's why I used that as the date which would be significant.  The presence of South American-native crops in Polynesia clearly shows that the Polynesians had contact with South America at some point, but any direct evidence of the early contacts will probably have to be found in the Americas.  Very early dates may indicate that the main Islander settlement direction was east to west, rather than the currently-believed west-to-east.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on March 31, 2014, 04:11:44 PM
IIRC there's some island in Chile (I think it's called Moche Island?) where there is some interesting archaeological research going on right now in an effort to directly the the indigenous people of that island to Polynesia.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Barrister on March 31, 2014, 05:02:31 PM
Polynesians connecting and trading with the Americas is interesting, but really irrelevant for this question.

Humans only colonized some of the eastern-most polynesian islands within the last 2000 years or so.

HUman habitation of the Americas is dramatically older - as the article says the Clovis model suggests they arrived 13000 years ago, while others are suggesting 22,000 years ago.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 31, 2014, 06:14:25 PM
It has been known for a while that southern Chile was populated 13-14k years ago, so this isn't surprising. It would take quite some time for the wave of settlement to reach that far.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 06:28:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 31, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 29, 2014, 12:25:05 AM
The National Museum of the American Indian in DC has one of the coolest cafes you'll ever find in a museum.  They have regional samplers not just from North American tribes, but the entire hemisphere.  I highly recommend it.

Samplers of what?  Tobacco?

Raciss.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on March 31, 2014, 06:31:40 PM
Well, Dances with Urbanites, what was it?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Jacob on March 31, 2014, 07:28:52 PM
Food, ya dolt.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on March 31, 2014, 07:33:51 PM
Frybread :mmm:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 31, 2014, 07:28:52 PM
Food, ya dolt.

I'm sure they'd have crackers for derspiess.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: KRonn on April 01, 2014, 07:05:21 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 31, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: KRonn on March 31, 2014, 02:15:47 PM
These are some interesting findings. I've always wondered if people also came to the Americas via Africa or the pacific islands. The Islanders were huge travelers, covering vast distances. It'll be interesting to see how it all works out with these findings or if they're debunked.

I read recently that there is strong evidence that Pacific islanders made contact with South America.  This isn't the article I had read but it delves into more detail re: the DNA analysis that was done: http://phys.org/news/2013-01-sweet-potato-dna-early-polynesians.html
Well, I didn't realize the Polynesian migrations were so recent, but it's interesting to see that trips to South America were likely made by them or maybe even by the South American natives. I wonder if African people ever migrated but probably not as the Europeans took so long and they had more seafaring experience over a long time period. The Vikings made the journey but that was recent by comparison to the settling of the Americas by the Native Americans. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Josquius on April 01, 2014, 07:20:16 AM
Isn't a limited ice age settlement from the east (in addition to the main bulk from Asia) accepted these days?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2014, 08:17:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 31, 2014, 07:28:52 PM
Food, ya dolt.

I'm sure they'd have crackers for derspiess.

I'm not familiar with Native American cuisine.  Is it actually good, or is it just something that quasi-hipsters like yourself pretend is good?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2014, 08:58:21 AM
The aztecs had a drink that they fermented in their mouths.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Valmy on April 01, 2014, 09:01:20 AM
I prefer the bold taste of Kiowa cuisine and its characteristic tangy spicy flavor than the comparatively blander fare of the Karankawas.  Bleh.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2014, 08:17:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 31, 2014, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 31, 2014, 07:28:52 PM
Food, ya dolt.

I'm sure they'd have crackers for derspiess.

I'm not familiar with Native American cuisine.  Is it actually good, or is it just something that quasi-hipsters like yourself pretend is good?

They are beekeeping now. The hipsters, not the injuns.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2014, 09:15:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
They are beekeeping now. The hipsters, not the injuns.

At least they're doing something productive. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2014, 09:15:54 AM
The honey isn't ironic enough.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2014, 09:31:22 AM
There's been a upsurge in ironic beekeeping?  I've never trusted bees, not after one stung me in the eye as a child.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
:pinch: :pinch:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 01, 2014, 09:37:50 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 01, 2014, 09:31:22 AM
There's been a upsurge in ironic beekeeping?  I've never trusted bees, not after one stung me in the eye as a child.

Not even beekeepers trust bees. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 01, 2014, 07:20:16 AM
Isn't a limited ice age settlement from the east (in addition to the main bulk from Asia) accepted these days?
There's definitely a hypothesis (Solutrean?) but it's far from wide acceptance.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2014, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
:pinch: :pinch:

It really fucking hurt.  And thing is, I was minding my own business, I was riding my big wheel in a friends back yard.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
I was afraid of geese for most of my childhood because one once bit me on the finger.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 11:55:47 AM
Geese are nasty as hell.  A bunch live in the parking lot at work here and like to chase both people and cars, hissing and flapping their wings.  I wish we hadn't stopped eating the damn things.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 12:07:30 PM
I remember it had this nibly little teeth-like things.  I think I was about 5 but I remember it hurting a lot.  And I was just trying to pet it at a petting zoo. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 01, 2014, 12:09:04 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 12:07:30 PMAnd I was just trying to pet it at a petting zoo.

You put yourself at an immediate disadvantage.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: KRonn on April 01, 2014, 12:12:13 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 11:55:47 AM
Geese are nasty as hell.  A bunch live in the parking lot at work here and like to chase both people and cars, hissing and flapping their wings.  I wish we hadn't stopped eating the damn things.

Damn geese are a nuisance. They crap all over ball fields, golf courses, etc. and make it a mess to try and use. I used to play softball on a baseball field that geese hung out at and it was a disgusting mess.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
What do they taste like?  Duck meat is maybe my favorite fowl, so I suspect it is delicious. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:13:05 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about all the geese shit all over the place in the parking lot. :sleep:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
What do they taste like?  Duck meat is maybe my favorite fowl, so I suspect it is delicious.
Dunno, but I just Googled your question and the general consensus seems to be that they are delicious.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 01, 2014, 12:25:47 PM
I've had goose at Jewish holidays a couple of times.  Goose with kasha. :mmm:

A little greasy, but very tasty.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: katmai on April 01, 2014, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:
how did you survive to adulthood?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Agelastus on April 01, 2014, 12:39:40 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
What do they taste like?  Duck meat is maybe my favorite fowl, so I suspect it is delicious.

Goose is somewhat inferior to duck in my opinion, but its still a very nice meat.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Barrister on April 01, 2014, 12:51:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:

Canadian geese are domestic geese. :huh:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: KRonn on April 01, 2014, 01:19:36 PM
I believe the correct term is Canada goose/geese, not Canadian geese.  :nerd:   :hmm:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 01, 2014, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 01, 2014, 12:51:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:

Canadian geese are domestic geese. :huh:

:rolleyes: NAFTA. <_<
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 01:37:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 01, 2014, 12:51:18 PM
Canadian geese are domestic geese. :huh:
:moon:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: PRC on April 01, 2014, 01:40:58 PM
Goose tastes good.  Used to have it for Christmas dinner growing up.  A little fattier / greasier than chicken but not as much as duck in my opinion.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 02:24:13 PM
Now I want Duck. I fucking love Duck. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Agelastus on April 01, 2014, 02:30:06 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 02:24:13 PM
Now I want Duck. I fucking love Duck.

I had the urge a couple of days ago; I'm having a nice duck leg for dinner tomorrow. :mmm:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2014, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2014, 08:17:50 AM
I'm not familiar with Native American cuisine.  Is it actually good, or is it just something that quasi-hipsters like yourself pretend is good?

There's a lot of beans involved.  Right up your alley.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2014, 06:16:57 PM
And goddamn, I recommend a museum restaurant and suddenly I'm out mashing my own maize for bread.  Fuck you and your forehead.   :P
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Jacob on April 01, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2014, 06:16:57 PM
And goddamn, I recommend a museum restaurant and suddenly I'm out mashing my own maize for bread.  Fuck you and your forehead.   :P

It's kind of ironic too, given how into hipster beer derspiess is.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 07:53:06 PM
Anyway, yes Native American food is good (assuming you like corn/maize).  I'm a huge fan of tamales. :cool:  The Cherokee used to make those too... there was something different about them vs. traditional Mexican tamales but I forget what it was now.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2014, 11:27:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 01, 2014, 07:20:16 AM
Isn't a limited ice age settlement from the east (in addition to the main bulk from Asia) accepted these days?
There's definitely a hypothesis (Solutrean?) but it's far from wide acceptance.
Pretty sure the recent surge in genomic evidence has disproved it.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 02, 2014, 01:11:21 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2014, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:
how did you survive to adulthood?

I'm guessing he never was abandoned in the wilderness.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Habbaku on April 02, 2014, 01:17:03 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2014, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2014, 12:29:36 PM
I wonder if Canadian Geese taste the same as domestic geese. :hmm:
how did you survive to adulthood?

:lol:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Syt on April 02, 2014, 02:07:30 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 02:24:13 PM
Now I want Duck. I fucking love Duck.

I love me some "Chinese" crispy duck.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 02, 2014, 05:24:04 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 01, 2014, 02:24:13 PM
Now I want Duck. I fucking love Duck.

How do you hold it still? By the neck, or do you hold it like a rugby ball?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:25:50 AM
Quote from: Jacob on April 01, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
It's kind of ironic too, given how into hipster beer derspiess is.

:angry:  I was into craft beer long before they discovered it.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:31:09 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:25:50 AM
Quote from: Jacob on April 01, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
It's kind of ironic too, given how into hipster beer derspiess is.

:angry:  I was into craft beer long before they discovered it.

Speaking of beer, the commercial for Sam Adams 'Rebel IPA' makes me want to vomit. Chock full of beer hipster douches.

Beer drinkers.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:35:44 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:31:09 AM
Speaking of beer, the commercial for Sam Adams 'Rebel IPA' makes me want to vomit. Chock full of beer hipster douches.

Beer drinkers.  :rolleyes:

Honestly haven't noticed it, but the beer itself is actually quite good.

I still need to try that beer that was aged in calvados barrels.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:39:07 AM
Don't deflect from Sam Adams douichiness.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 02, 2014, 08:50:18 AM
Since when have hipsters drunk microbrews?
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:59:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:39:07 AM
Don't deflect from Sam Adams douichiness.

Jim Koch is a nice guy, despite the creepy voice.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 09:01:50 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 02, 2014, 08:50:18 AM
Since when have hipsters drunk microbrews?

About 3 or 4 years or so.  Drinking PBR became unironic after they did it too much, I guess.  It's more about the scene than anything, though.  One of the newer microbreweries downtown is hipster haven, and about 99% of that is due to the location.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: grumbler on April 02, 2014, 12:56:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 09:01:50 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 02, 2014, 08:50:18 AM
Since when have hipsters drunk microbrews?

About 3 or 4 years or so.  Drinking PBR became unironic after they did it too much, I guess.  It's more about the scene than anything, though.  One of the newer microbreweries downtown is hipster haven, and about 99% of that is due to the location.

You guys need to stick with a "thing," otherwise we will conclude that you hipsters are all hat, no cattle.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:59:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:39:07 AM
Don't deflect from Sam Adams douichiness.

Jim Koch is a nice guy, despite the creepy voice.

He needs a punch in the balls.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 01:25:55 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 02, 2014, 12:56:15 PM
You guys need to stick with a "thing," otherwise we will conclude that you hipsters are all hat, no cattle.

Swing and a miss.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 02, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
What do people have against microbreweries, and why are people assuming it was ever non-hipster? 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 02, 2014, 02:13:42 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 02, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
What do people have against microbreweries, and why are people assuming it was ever non-hipster?

I assumed microbrews were non-hipster because PBR has always been the mandatory rugged individualist noncomformist beer as far back as I can remember.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: garbon on April 02, 2014, 02:21:22 PM
Wide enough tent that both can fit in.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 02, 2014, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 02, 2014, 02:21:22 PM
Wide enough tent that both can fit in.

Yeah.  Depends on age and amount of disposable income as well.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Razgovory on April 02, 2014, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 08:59:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 08:39:07 AM
Don't deflect from Sam Adams douichiness.

Jim Koch is a nice guy, despite the creepy voice.

He needs a punch in the balls.

That would change my voice.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 02, 2014, 04:03:06 PM
Sam Adams is generally pretty great.  It is by far my favorite non-microbrew beer. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 05:15:58 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 02, 2014, 04:03:06 PM
Sam Adams is generally pretty great.  It is by far my favorite non-microbrew beer.

I'd like to punch you in the balls.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
My favorite non microbrews include Samuel Smith, Paulaner Hefeweizen, Pilsner Urquell, Lindemans Framboise, and Duvel.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
I'd punch Cal in the balls too. Not as hard as I'd punch Sqeels though. His great great great great grandchildren would feel that punch through time and space.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 10:24:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
My favorite non microbrews include Samuel Smith, Paulaner Hefeweizen, Pilsner Urquell, Lindemans Framboise, and Duvel.

Paulaner also makes arguably the best Oktoberfest/Maerzen.  Duvel is right around the top of Belgian breweries for me-- trying to find a place that has their 2014 Tripel Hop for less than an arm & a leg.  So far the only place that has it at all has a 750ml bottle for $20.
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:29:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
I'd punch Cal in the balls too. Not as hard as I'd punch Sqeels though. His great great great great grandchildren would feel that punch through time and space.
Thanks I guess! :)
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 10:24:03 PM
Paulaner also makes arguably the best Oktoberfest/Maerzen.  Duvel is right around the top of Belgian breweries for me-- trying to find a place that has their 2014 Tripel Hop for less than an arm & a leg.  So far the only place that has it at all has a 750ml bottle for $20.
Do you have one of those Duvel tornado glasses?  :cool:
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 10:33:17 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:29:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
I'd punch Cal in the balls too. Not as hard as I'd punch Sqeels though. His great great great great grandchildren would feel that punch through time and space.
Thanks I guess! :)

You are a mildly good egg.  :)
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 02, 2014, 10:52:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
Do you have one of those Duvel tornado glasses?  :cool:

I have a couple.  Have to keep them in a hard-to-reach cabinet so my wife doesn't break them. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: Queequeg on April 03, 2014, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 02, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
My favorite non microbrews include Samuel Smith, Paulaner Hefeweizen, Pilsner Urquell, Lindemans Framboise, and Duvel.
I meant American non-microbrews, Urquell and the Trappist beers are great. 
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: derspiess on April 03, 2014, 09:20:12 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on April 03, 2014, 09:16:37 AM
I meant American non-microbrews, Urquell and the Trappist beers are great. 

Have you heard that there's an American Trappist brewery now? :) #murca
Title: Re: Discovered Art Challenges Views of Native American History
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 03, 2014, 09:33:48 AM
Lol, a Trappist brewery.  Now there'll be beer that tastes like dirty feet.