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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: jimmy olsen on March 18, 2014, 06:36:00 AM

Title: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 18, 2014, 06:36:00 AM
Sick bastards!   :mad:

http://www.turnto10.com/story/24995055/dead-seal-with-sign-left-outside-providence-home
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QuotePROVIDENCE -

State environmental officials are investigating after someone left a dead harp seal outside the front of a Providence home.

Police said they were called to 19 Evergreen St. at about 10 a.m. after receiving a report of an animal complaint.

When police arrived, they found the dead carcass of a juvenile harp seal that was found alongside the curb. Along with it was a sign that read, "Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot."

The man who filed the complaint told police when he came home at about 11 p.m. Sunday, the seal was not there and that it must have been put there overnight.

Police said the seal carcass was transported to Mystic Aquarium for further investigation.

Aquarium officials say the seal was reported dead on a beach and then later moved. They said moving a marine mammal is a federal crime.

Aquarium officials say a necropsy may be performed Tuesday.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Ed Anger on March 18, 2014, 07:34:02 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Syt on March 18, 2014, 07:46:46 AM
Have they started searching for Canadians with blunt instruments yet?
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 08:16:03 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Josquius on March 18, 2014, 08:35:37 AM
QuoteThey said moving a marine mammal is a federal crime.
This bit made me laugh.

After how long dead does it stop being a marine mammal? :hmm:
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 09:28:55 AM
"What are you in for?"

"I moved a marine mammal."
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: grumbler on March 18, 2014, 09:31:01 AM
The seal is just pining for the fjords of Norway.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 09:47:12 AM
He's resting.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: garbon on March 18, 2014, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 09:47:12 AM
He's resting.

We had a desert tortoise that died and for several years while my sister was young, we told her that she couldn't seem him because he was hibernating. -_-
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Maladict on March 18, 2014, 10:00:05 AM
A biologist friend once found a dead seal on the beach and threw it in the back of his car to take it to the lab.
He got stuck in traffic on a hot summer day, and eventually had to have the car scrapped because of the smell.  :lol:
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: garbon on March 18, 2014, 10:05:33 AM
ha ha? :unsure:
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Post by: Maladict on March 18, 2014, 11:26:36 AM
 :unsure:
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Post by: Jacob on March 18, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
That's pretty silly.
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Post by: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
Jacob gets it.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Siege on March 23, 2014, 12:20:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 18, 2014, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 18, 2014, 09:47:12 AM
He's resting.

We had a desert tortoise that died and for several years while my sister was young, we told her that she couldn't seem him because he was hibernating. -_-

Did she become a serial killer?
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Zanza on March 23, 2014, 12:51:25 PM
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Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Ed Anger on March 23, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 24, 2014, 12:52:29 AM
They say laughter is the best medicine.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 24, 2014, 06:57:50 PM
Not for that deer, it's not.
Title: Re: Free Seal: Needs a good home, naps a lot.
Post by: Ed Anger on March 24, 2014, 07:00:09 PM
11bravo wants that deer meat.