How is special administrative region Macau like a trigonometry finger puppet made of cinder blocks?
[spoiler]Oranges![/spoiler]
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Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. One duck asks the other to pass the soap. The other duck says "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 28, 2013, 03:14:40 PM
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. One duck asks the other to pass the soap. The other duck says "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
No soap, radio!
A horse walks into a bakery. Says the baker, "Sorry, we don't have that." Says the horse, "No problem, I'm here by bike."
The cock crew,
The sky was blue:
The bells in heaven
Were striking eleven.
'Tis time for this poor soul
To go to heaven.
[spoiler]The fox burying his grandmother under a hollybush[/spoiler]
How many surrealists does it take to wax a fishtank?
Yellow; the snakes have no armpits.
The kitten picture is nice.
It is. Reminds me of my missing cat, who decided to dig himself out during the big blizzard last winter.
Purple.
His tail is going to get his ass spotted.