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Title: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 24, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
Fairly self explanatory.  I use people to be deliberately vague; use any category for a group of people you want, say inhabitants of a city or an ethnic group. 

Personally, the most attractive people I've ever seen were the Czechs.  Pale, dark hair, thin, funny, enthusiastic English speakers, friendly, well-educated.  :wub:  The most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life worked the counter at the Alphonse Mucha Museum in Prague.

Ethiopians and other east Africans are generally striking.  Even if they aren't handsome, they tend to look vaguely "dignified" in a way that some other peoples don't.

I get the impression French-Canadians would be on the list but I haven't spent a whole lot of time there since I was a little kid. 

I think the English alternate between fantastically, wonderfully gorgeous (Anna Friel, Emily Blunt) and being the most unattractive people on the planet.  British tourists are the greatest blight on the Mediterranean since the fall of the Berber pirates.

For various reasons, I generally don't find shorter people attractive.  That rules out a lot of ethnicities. I also don't find a great deal of Latin Americans of predominant native phenotype that attractive, though again this is partially a height issue.   
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 24, 2013, 03:58:43 PM
Melanesians are fugly.  Australian aborigines are fugly.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 24, 2013, 04:31:50 PM
The least attractive white people in my opinion are Hungarians (sorry Tamas).  The chicks on Hungarian porn sites are usually pretty fugly.

Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: The Brain on December 24, 2013, 04:34:16 PM
Quotefunny, enthusiastic English speakers, friendly, well-educated

:mellow:
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Legbiter on December 24, 2013, 05:52:01 PM
Depigmented, orthognathic and leptomorphic dolicho-mesocephalics look nice I guess. Provided they have a strong Corded-Ware influence in their skulltype.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Agelastus on December 24, 2013, 06:50:26 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on December 24, 2013, 05:52:01 PM
Depigmented, orthognathic and leptomorphic dolicho-mesocephalics look nice I guess. Provided they have a strong Corded-Ware influence in their skulltype.

And without making me reach for my dictionary that would be? :P

[Well, I got the depigmented part, anyway. I have the feeling I should know/be able to work out orthognathic as well, but it's escaping me at the moment... :Embarrass:]
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on December 24, 2013, 07:01:25 PM
People from mountainous regions of Eastern Europe, assuming they know how to brush their fucking teeth. As for Latinos, I think the Mesoamerican  Indians were just uniquely husky -- Peruvians and Bolivians can be pretty lithe.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Razgovory on December 24, 2013, 07:16:33 PM
Most people find me deeply unattractive, both in personality and physical form. :)
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 24, 2013, 07:25:49 PM
Most attractive - young, slender females
Least attractive - people with severe disfigurement
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Phillip V on December 24, 2013, 09:00:53 PM
No pics? :(
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Josquius on December 24, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Brazil.
Thread over.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 25, 2013, 02:40:32 AM
Generally tends to be divided by the old Iron Curtain. Ugly to the West, sexy to the East.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Savonarola on December 25, 2013, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 24, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
I think the English alternate between fantastically, wonderfully gorgeous (Anna Friel, Emily Blunt) and being the most unattractive people on the planet.  British tourists are the greatest blight on the Mediterranean since the fall of the Berber pirates.

:lol:

In my travels I was struck by the beauty of the women in Denmark and northern Italy.  While there are many beautiful women in Ireland; there were several genuine ogresses too.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Siege on December 25, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on December 25, 2013, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 24, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
I think the English alternate between fantastically, wonderfully gorgeous (Anna Friel, Emily Blunt) and being the most unattractive people on the planet.  British tourists are the greatest blight on the Mediterranean since the fall of the Berber pirates.

:lol:

In my travels I was struck by the beauty of the women in Denmark and northern Italy.  While there are many beautiful women in Ireland; there were several genuine ogresses too.

By city:

1- Milan
2- Turin
3- Nice
4- Tel Aviv
5- Barcelone
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 12:12:00 PM
 :hmm:
That's a pretty convincing list, Siege. 
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on December 24, 2013, 09:00:53 PM
No pics? :(
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_dG6RGge7A54%2FSxWYHzf3N6I%2FAAAAAAAAAbI%2FymrhE-_FV9I%2Fs1600%2Fjustagirllu%2Bblog%2Bchuck%2Bpushing%2Bdaisies%2Bred%2Blace%2Bdress.jpg&hash=9466f10ad7836de4800d148ec1dc48ec258f8fe4)
Anna Friel :wub:
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Josquius on December 25, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Brits are not attractive. That's why our mating rituals involve so much alcohol.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 01:42:33 PM
Anna Friel is English. A lot of the most attractive women I can think of are either British or of primarily British stock.  Australians are generally considered an attractive people, and they're mostly British. 

They're a mixed bag, like I said.  Some extremely attractive types (Friel :wub: , Emily Blunt, Colin Firth), and a lot of people who make Ray Winstone look like Ryan Gosling. 
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Tamas on December 25, 2013, 01:43:57 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 01:42:33 PM
Anna Friel is English. A lot of the most attractive women I can think of are either British or of primarily British stock.  Australians are generally considered an attractive people, and they're mostly British. 

They're a mixed bag, like I said.  Some extremely attractive types (Friel :wub: , Emily Blunt, Colin Firth), and a lot of people who make Ray Winstone look like Ryan Gosling.

You are biased toward the English because you look like one
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 01:45:14 PM
My last name is Thatcher, but TBH I've always thought I looked more Dutch or German than anything. People start speaking German or Dutch to me even when I'm in Chicago.  Though, granted, there's not a huge gap between looking English and looking Dutch.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 25, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
Australia is one of those countries where the men are generally better looking than the women.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Queequeg on December 25, 2013, 02:00:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 25, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
Australia is one of those countries where the men are generally better looking than the women.
I can think of a lot of attractive Australians, both ones that I know personally and celebrities, of both genders.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 25, 2013, 02:48:47 PM
That's great Squeelus.  :)
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on December 25, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
Dutch look like taller, chinless English.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 25, 2013, 03:00:33 PM
There were two Dutch girls in my elementary school and they were both chinless.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Caliga on December 25, 2013, 03:13:26 PM
Plenty of chins in China on the other hand. :)
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Ideologue on December 25, 2013, 09:48:58 PM
Naturally, Anglo-Saxons are the most attractive people.  Thanks to demographics of the Enlightenment and Industrial Revolution, they're the ones most likely to be involved in film and television, which is where we're drawing our sample from, and both of which involve the strategic lighting, heavy makeup, clever blocking and straight up digital manipulation that all combine to permit us to pretend that they're not merely the same basically fuckable bags of meat and bone that you can find anywhere on Earth, in any ethnicity, as long as they're not fat and aged 16 to 35.
Title: Re: Most/Least Attractive People
Post by: Ideologue on December 25, 2013, 09:52:13 PM
For the Czechs, of course, replace "of the Enlightment and Industrial Revolution" with "fall of communism" and "film and television" with "European pornography."