QuoteNFL Point Spreads For Week 16
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/22 1:00 ET Miami -2.5 At Buffalo
12/22 1:00 ET At Carolina -3 New Orleans
12/22 1:00 ET Dallas -3 At Washington
12/22 1:00 ET At St. Louis -5.5 Tampa Bay
12/22 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -3 Chicago
12/22 1:00 ET At NY Jets -2 Cleveland
12/22 1:00 ET At Kansas City -7 Indianapolis
12/22 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -7.5 Minnesota
12/22 1:00 ET Denver -10.5 At Houston
12/22 1:00 ET Tennessee -5.5 At Jacksonville
12/22 4:05 ET At Seattle -10.5 Arizona
12/22 4:05 ET At Detroit -9 NY Giants
12/22 4:25 ET At San Diego -10 Oakland
12/22 4:25 ET At Green Bay Off Pittsburgh
12/22 4:25 ET At Baltimore -2.5 New England
Monday Night Football Point Spread
12/23 8:40 ET At San Francisco -12 Atlanta
I'll be in-market for two of the Dolphins' most important games in years. :yeah:
Normally I'd be rooting for your Dolphins, but this weekend I gotta be a Bills fan.
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
Normally I'd be rooting for your Dolphins, but this weekend I gotta be a Bills fan.
Heh, yeah rooting for Cards this weekend.
Quote from: katmai on December 19, 2013, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
Normally I'd be rooting for your Dolphins, but this weekend I gotta be a Bills fan.
Heh, yeah rooting for Cards this weekend.
I'd like to see them get into the playoffs, just for the hell of it.
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
Normally I'd be rooting for your Dolphins, but this weekend I gotta be a Bills fan.
Don't want another Wake-off safety, eh? :P
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 19, 2013, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
Normally I'd be rooting for your Dolphins, but this weekend I gotta be a Bills fan.
Don't want another Wake-off safety, eh? :P
I just want to get into the playoffs :(
But *if* the Bengals end up winning the division, I'd actually prefer having the Dolphins travel up here for a nice cold weather game.
Yeah, gotta cheer for the Bills and Vikings this week. It'd be nice if the Ravens would clinch this weekend. Then I won't be so stressed out about the Bengals game next week.
Just root against the Patriots. Hope they go 0-2 and the proper teams win out to knock them out. We should be able to hear the crying all the way from Korea. :)
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 19, 2013, 04:55:55 PM
Just root against the Patriots. Hope they go 0-2 and the proper teams win out to knock them out. We should be able to hear the crying all the way from Korea. :)
Well, yeah. But I don't want to put all my roots in one basket.
Ancient Syrian proverb.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
Ancient Syrian proverb.
I'll ask my uncle, but then he wouldn't know any. I recall his sister knowing some. The one I remember is "A hand that goes in and comes out empty is dirty." It's in reference to going into a place of business and leaving without buying something.
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 19, 2013, 04:55:55 PM
Just root against the Patriots. Hope they go 0-2 and the proper teams win out to knock them out. We should be able to hear the crying all the way from Korea. :)
So that would be Miami winning out, Baltimore winning out and the Bengals beating the Vikings but losing to the Ravens? Were I a Bengals fan, I wouldn't want to be in a position where I'm depending on the Bills to beat the Patriots in their house.
http://dailysnark.com/women-liked-football-men/
You guys will love this :lol:
Quote from: Alcibiades on December 21, 2013, 12:54:48 AM
http://dailysnark.com/women-liked-football-men/
You guys will love this :lol:
Very good. I got wood.
Yeah, my wife is totally into football now. She probably wouldn't be without me, but it's still adorable.
In the playoffs. Who Dey.
I was mildly pleased.
Yeah.
Ouch.
That was the ugliest game I have seen in awhile. :bleeding:
I think that Miami would win a multi-team tie for 6th place.
Oh you silly Lions.
Quote from: Neil on December 22, 2013, 07:34:00 PM
I think that Miami would win a multi-team tie for 6th place.
That is how I thought I understood the announcers today, but the NFL playoff picture site still has the Ravens as the 6 seed after the MIA/BAL/SD results.
Bears are getting exposed.
Bears have nothing left to expose. They're a weak team playing without their mediocre starting quarterback.
Wow, I knew the Pats could win but I wasn't expecting that! :lol:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 23, 2013, 07:58:26 AM
Wow, I knew the Pats could win but I wasn't expecting that! :lol:
Get the fuck out of here, fag.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 22, 2013, 11:27:18 PM
Bears have nothing left to expose. They're a weak team playing without their mediocre starting quarterback.
Uh, they did have their mediocre starting quarterback yesterday.
So hopefully Buffalo does us another solid and beats New England this next weekend.
I have OD'd too much on Redzone and so the whole season is a blur - but when did Buffalo suddenly get a stout defense?
Quote from: katmai on December 22, 2013, 08:00:29 PM
Oh you silly Lions.
I saw this take on the Lion's fight song "Gridiron Heroes" today:
Forward down the field,
A winning team we cannot yield
And when the Blue and Silver cave,
The opponents team will rave
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go on play the game.
Once again they'll bring you shame
Down and out you see
It's the Lion's history!
Gooooo Lions
Truly epic collapse by the Lions this year.
Apparently during halftime of the Bungles game yesterday I missed out on watching monkeys riding dogs. I went in to sneak some cheese coneys out of the photographers room. I'd have forgone the coneys had I known this was the entertainment:
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That's not just any monkey, that is Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey - once the famed mascot of Taco John's.
There were multiple monkeys. But yes, that commercial was awesome.
Monkey is a fucking badass.
Those sheep must think they've descended into the deepest pit of hell.
Romo is out for the Cowboys - Eagles game, which will decide the winner of the NFC East. Back injury.
Kyle Orton time, baby! :yeah:
:D
Home for the playoffs once again you mean BA
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on December 23, 2013, 05:09:35 PM
Romo is out for the Cowboys - Eagles game, which will decide the winner of the NFC East. Back injury.
Great, now all the Cowboys fans are going to use that as the excuse for why they didn't make the playoffs this year.
I'm calling it now...
Another week, another case of the refs helping NFL Properties favorite franchise, the Pittsburgh Steelers:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/officials-told-packers-not-snap-ball-seven-game-205202360--nfl.html?vp=1
:lol:
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Tony Romo may be the most underrated QB of all time.
http://www.advancednflstats.com/2013/10/the-truth-about-tony-romo.html
Quote from: Savonarola on December 23, 2013, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 22, 2013, 08:00:29 PM
Oh you silly Lions.
I saw this take on the Lion's fight song "Gridiron Heroes" today:
Forward down the field,
A winning team we cannot yield
And when the Blue and Silver cave,
The opponents team will rave
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go on play the game.
Once again they'll bring you shame
Down and out you see
It's the Lion's history!
Gooooo Lions
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000303722/article/detroit-lions-mistakenly-ship-playoff-tickets-to-fans
Quote from: derspiess on December 24, 2013, 10:56:21 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000303722/article/detroit-lions-mistakenly-ship-playoff-tickets-to-fans
:face: :lol:
I guess there's no reason not to rub it in; somehow the Lions manage to sell out Ford Field every game. Their fans like the NFL's equivalent to Cubs fans.
Given all the injuries the Pats have sustained, I think this may very well be Belichick's best season. Who are the other candidates for coach of the year?
Die, fag.
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Started out strong.
Anyone heard from Seedy? Hopefully he didn't go jump off the Key Bridge after last Sunday night :unsure:
Rodgers will start Sunday against the Bears.
Thank you, mr. Teletype.
Quote from: derspiess on December 27, 2013, 09:44:27 AM
Anyone heard from Seedy? Hopefully he didn't go jump off the Key Bridge after last Sunday night :unsure:
He is on break. The assburgers here got to him.
Anyway, lots of bridges closer to him than Key Bridge.
I'd doubt he'd be a jumper, anyway. He'd just use his old service firearm.
Quote from: dps on December 27, 2013, 02:07:10 PM
I'd doubt he'd be a jumper, anyway. He'd just use his old service firearm.
:yes: That way his cats would get to feast on his corpse.