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Title: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: HVC on December 11, 2013, 09:53:49 PM
http://io9.com/ready-pneumonic-deadlier-than-bubonic-plague-repor-1481353866

We're doomed, doomed I say.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: Josquius on December 12, 2013, 01:14:48 AM
Iceland is our only hope
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: Razgovory on December 12, 2013, 01:58:23 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 12, 2013, 01:14:48 AM
Iceland is our only hope

If it must be, then it must be.  Begin the Genocide!
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 02:01:14 AM
It should begin at once, in Africa. Ground Zero.  :P
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2013, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 02:01:14 AM
It should begin at once, in Africa. Ground Zero.  :P

It would certainly open up some of those game preserves.  Yay for the elephants and big kittehs.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 12, 2013, 05:30:05 PM
39 Dead  :(

http://www.thenational.ae/39-dead-in-bubonic-plague-outbreak
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2013, 06:28:10 PM
That's it?  Pfft, weak.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: Razgovory on December 12, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 02:01:14 AM
It should begin at once, in Africa. Ground Zero.  :P

Not the Africans, the loathsome Icelanders.  Fucking arm-breaking monsters.  The whole island should be cleared.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 12, 2013, 08:35:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2013, 06:28:10 PM
That's it?  Pfft, weak.
Twice as many as reported yesterday.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: Viking on December 12, 2013, 08:44:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 12, 2013, 01:14:48 AM
Iceland is our only hope

Can't we try Streptomycin first?
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 08:45:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 12, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 02:01:14 AM
It should begin at once, in Africa. Ground Zero.  :P

Not the Africans, the loathsome Icelanders.  Fucking arm-breaking monsters.  The whole island should be cleared.

Never met an Icelander, so I'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 08:46:39 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 12, 2013, 08:35:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2013, 06:28:10 PM
That's it?  Pfft, weak.
Twice as many as reported yesterday.

Did the monkeys cause this?
Title: Re: Plague in Madagascar, closing the ports won't save them now
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 12, 2013, 08:45:12 PM
Never met an Icelander, so I'll take your word for it.

They're snotty little shits, just like any other Euro.