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Title: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:36:18 PM
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(Newser) – A horror story from Yonkers, New York: A young boy looking to snuggle in his 13-year-old aunt's bed was attacked by her pit bull and had his penis bitten off, USA Today reports. Two weeks later, the 5-year-old boy remains hospitalized and charges have been filed against his grandmother, Marissa Pettiford, and two others. The dog, named Momma, was euthanized after police described it as "unlicensed, dangerous and vicious." As for the boy, he probably faces multiple surgeries and may not ever have his penis reattached. (Another vicious pit bull attack occurred earlier this month in Connecticut.)
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Little Boy's Genitals
Post by: garbon on November 25, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
Great, thanks for bringing the NSA to the party.
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: garbon on November 25, 2013, 08:54:39 PM
With threads like this, they'll come for Siege. :(
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:55:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 08:54:39 PM
With threads like this, they'll come for Siege. :(

:lol:
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: Neil on November 25, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
They'll also find Siegebreaker spying on the US and selling the secrets to China, and Dorsey4Guller's fraud log and presidential fellation fantasy stories.
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/25/dog-bite-mutilation/3698559/
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 25, 2013, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..

:mad:I'd really like to know where you assmonkeys got that I don't open my games.  All my games are always opened.  How the hell else am I going to roll around naked on the maps?

Besides, not unwrapping them is Hab's thing.  Sells his on the secondary market as an intermediary broker.  Got a kidney in Costa Rica with a shrinkwrapped copy of Sekigahara once.
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: mongers on November 25, 2013, 09:26:13 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..

:D
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/25/dog-bite-mutilation/3698559/

USA today seems to really want to make sure we know the ages of everyone involved in the story. :D
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: Alcibiades on November 25, 2013, 09:42:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?

:secret:  black people
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: Ideologue on November 25, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
Quotehe 5-year-old boy... was euthanized

If we we were a merciful society, anyway.
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: Josquius on November 28, 2013, 04:33:28 AM
Clearly the only humane thing henceforth is to raise the 5 year old as a girl and convince her she has never been a boy. FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Pit Bull Bites Off Genitals
Post by: Ideologue on November 28, 2013, 10:30:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 28, 2013, 04:33:28 AM
Clearly the only humane thing henceforth is to raise the 5 year old as a girl and convince her she has never been a boy. FOR SCIENCE!

Been done.  End result?  Self-euthanasia. :(