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Title: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Syt on June 02, 2009, 06:28:51 AM
Blonde therapy lifts spirits in crisis-hit Latvia (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i2M09G_23syD7MgF69bKQYmN9qCA)

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QuoteRIGA, Latvia (AFP) — Several hundred blondes marched through the Latvian capital Riga Sunday in a bid cheer up the crisis-hit Baltic nation, suffering the worst recession in the 27-member EU.

Led by an orchestra, the first-ever blond parade featured women dressed in pink and white, some accompanied by lapdogs, in a charity fund-raising event that organisers hope will become an annual event.

"I'm not stupid. I'm beautiful and I'll prove it," blonde participant high school student Ilona Zigure told AFP.

Organisers said they were determined to bring positive energy to their country, expected to see its economy contract by 16 percent this year.

The parade is part of the what they are calling Blonde Weekend, which will also features a blonde golf tournament, a little lady fashion show, an evening ball, and a children's drawing competition.

"It's a great time to spend in the parade and contribute to a charity," said Ieva, one blonde spectator.

"Finally something different, something positive because I'm tired of hearing about the crisis," said another, 70-year old Ausma.

The event attracted many locals and puzzled tourists.

Following the parade, blondes climbed into open-topped cars and drove to the local shopping centre to go shopping.

The money collected during the event will be donated to support children's safety and playgrounds for disabled children in Riga and across Latvia.

The organisers want to make May 31 official Blondes' Day in Latvia.

Latvia, a small Baltic nation with the population of 2.3 million people has been going through the deepest recession in the European Union, which it joined in 2004.


Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Josquius on June 02, 2009, 06:31:45 AM
eww, the wee dogs. What kind of a fucked up person uses Paris Hilton as a role model.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 02, 2009, 06:35:58 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2009, 06:31:45 AM
eww, the wee dogs. What kind of a fucked up person uses Paris Hilton as a role model.

there are dogs in these pictures?
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Grey Fox on June 02, 2009, 06:58:44 AM
Boobs
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Phillip V on June 02, 2009, 07:00:54 AM
Good.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 07:40:00 AM
Marching blondes? Great, the nazi's are back.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 07:41:17 AM
:w00t:

I wish I could have been there to march with them in solidarity
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: The Larch on June 02, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
People still remember fondly the Latvian fans that came to the Eurobasket 2007, hosted by Spain. There were scores of hott blonde girls at every game. Some of my friends afterwards expressed their willingness to visit Latvia, which led us to believe that it was all a subliminal ploy by their national tourism agency.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: PDH on June 02, 2009, 08:16:19 AM
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Josquius on June 02, 2009, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 02, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
People still remember fondly the Latvian fans that came to the Eurobasket 2007, hosted by Spain. There were scores of hott blonde girls at every game. Some of my friends afterwards expressed their willingness to visit Latvia, which led us to believe that it was all a subliminal ploy by their national tourism agency.  :lol:

I've never met a hot Latvian I must say.
BUT every Estonian I have ever met has been one of two things.
1: Hot
2: Male
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Neil on June 02, 2009, 08:34:46 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2009, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 02, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
People still remember fondly the Latvian fans that came to the Eurobasket 2007, hosted by Spain. There were scores of hott blonde girls at every game. Some of my friends afterwards expressed their willingness to visit Latvia, which led us to believe that it was all a subliminal ploy by their national tourism agency.  :lol:

I've never met a hot Latvian I must say.
BUT every Estonian I have ever met has been one of two things.
1: Hot
2: Male
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but Tallinn was full of attractive women.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on June 02, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
Such a concentration of Evil hasn't been seen in years. NUKE IT!
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 09:17:52 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 02, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
Such a concentration of Evil hasn't been seen in years. NUKE IT!

I will defend these hot blondes to the death!
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 09:23:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 09:17:52 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 02, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
Such a concentration of Evil hasn't been seen in years. NUKE IT!

I will defend these hot blondes to the death!

people like you sicken me.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 09:24:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 09:23:26 AM
people like you sicken me.

:(
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Monoriu on June 02, 2009, 09:28:11 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 02, 2009, 06:28:51 AM

Following the parade, blondes climbed into open-topped cars and drove to the local shopping centre to go shopping.

Why do they have to ruin it :bleeding:
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Syt on June 02, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
I agree that a redhead parade would have been much more interesting.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 09:33:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 09:24:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 09:23:26 AM
people like you sicken me.

:(

While I won't go as far as brother Wags, Blondes don't need more hot air pumped into their heads.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: PDH on June 02, 2009, 09:36:32 AM
Boobs
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Malthus on June 02, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Anyone inspecting them to ensure they are all *natural* blondes?
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Maximus on June 02, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 02, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
I agree that a redhead parade would have been much more interesting.
Or a brunette parade. Or almost anything other than albinos in pink.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: crazy canuck on June 02, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 02, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Anyone inspecting them to ensure they are all *natural* blondes?

One one hand it doesnt concern me much - the parts I could see looked fine.  But on the other hand standards must be upheld. 
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 10:02:11 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 02, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Anyone inspecting them to ensure they are all *natural* blondes?

Most of them I bet are shaved.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: HVC on June 02, 2009, 10:05:26 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 10:02:11 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 02, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Anyone inspecting them to ensure they are all *natural* blondes?

Most of them I bet are shaved.
The one true blessing Playboy has bestowed on us.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: lustindarkness on June 02, 2009, 10:22:59 AM
No blonde jokes?
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Siege on June 02, 2009, 10:24:46 AM
Whoa, I didn't know Latvia was a civilized country.

I thought they were like Russia.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 10:27:37 AM
Quote from: Maximus on June 02, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 02, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
I agree that a redhead parade would have been much more interesting.
Or a brunette parade. Or almost anything other than albinos in pink.

Hey I prefer brunettes as well but I am open minded.  Don't be hatin'
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Norgy on June 02, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
This blonde parade then promptly registered on www.easteuropeantrashylowlifescumtrophywiveswhocantwriteenglishtosavetheirlives.com to look for husbands in countries less affected by the financial meltdown than Latvia.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Do you think the Latvians can steal away some of that lucrative export market?  I figured the Ukraine and Russia pretty much dominated.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Norgy on June 02, 2009, 11:11:55 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
Do you think the Latvians can steal away some of that lucrative export market?  I figured the Ukraine and Russia pretty much dominated.

I think almost the whole of what was once dubbed the CIS try to tap into that market, but the Ukrainians and Russians more successfully so since they're backed by mob money or former Nazi concentration camp guards.  :P

And that ends Prejudices Of The Day for me.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: PDH on June 02, 2009, 11:18:03 AM
Boobs - just needed to say that again.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Norgy on June 02, 2009, 11:21:28 AM
Mammaries.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: PDH on June 02, 2009, 11:23:04 AM
Don't get all clinical on me - I was Boob the Latvian Boob Parade in Boob about Boob Boob.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 02, 2009, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 02, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
People still remember fondly the Latvian fans that came to the Eurobasket 2007, hosted by Spain. There were scores of hott blonde girls at every game. Some of my friends afterwards expressed their willingness to visit Latvia, which led us to believe that it was all a subliminal ploy by their national tourism agency.  :lol:

I've never met a hot Latvian I must say.
BUT every Estonian I have ever met has been one of two things.
1: Hot
2: Male
The mystery of the Finnish hot tub escapade has been solved.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The mystery of the Finnish hot tub escapade has been solved.

He was in a Finnish hot tub with hot female Estonians?
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:25:19 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2009, 10:22:59 AM
No blonde jokes?
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?


She kept throwing out all the W's.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: grumbler on June 02, 2009, 02:25:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The mystery of the Finnish hot tub escapade has been solved.

He was in a Finnish hot tub with hot female Estonians?
They were not, as it turns out, technically "female." :D
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The mystery of the Finnish hot tub escapade has been solved.

He was in a Finnish hot tub with hot female Estonians?
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new
I think he said they're either hott or male; i.e. all the women are hott.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: grumbler on June 02, 2009, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:25:19 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2009, 10:22:59 AM
No blonde jokes?
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?


She kept throwing out all the W's.
A blind man badly in need of a drink enters a bar, he sits down at the bar and orders a beer.  He takes a gulp and calls out. "Anyone want to hear a good blonde joke?"

The barmaid says to him. "You're blind aren't you."

"Yeah." He replied.

The barmaid said."Well let me explain, I am blonde, I weigh 160 pounds, and I am a Judo black belt. The bouncer on the door is a 180 pound blonde Karate champion. Sitting directly behind you are three of the toughest lesbian wrestlers you will ever find, and they are all blondes.  Do you still want to tell your blonde joke?"

"No," replied the blind man. "not if I have got to explain it five fucking times!"
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: lustindarkness on June 02, 2009, 02:35:28 PM
Thank you gentlemen.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:37:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new
I think he said they're either hott or male; i.e. all the women are hott.
After rereading his post I concur. -_-
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Octavian on June 02, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:37:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new
I think he said they're either hott or male; i.e. all the women are hott.
After rereading his post I concur. -_-

Do you find Estonian males hot?  :)
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2009, 03:10:20 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 02, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The mystery of the Finnish hot tub escapade has been solved.

He was in a Finnish hot tub with hot female Estonians?
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new

Timmay, stirring the shit.

Sadly, I remember his performance from the old forum's drunk thread, and has no room to talk.
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: Malthus on June 02, 2009, 03:16:08 PM
Quote from: Octavian on June 02, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:37:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 02, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
No. If you'll notice he thinks Estonian men are hot and has admitted to being naked with Finns in a sauna.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=13.msg47621#new
I think he said they're either hott or male; i.e. all the women are hott.
After rereading his post I concur. -_-

Do you find Estonian males hot?  :)

:lol:
Title: Re: Hundreds march at Latvian "Blonde Parade" in Riga.
Post by: PDH on June 03, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
This thread needs more recent picture of Latvian boobs, stat.