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Title: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.


Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Malthus on October 30, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
The computer decided you have learned enough?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: mongers on October 30, 2013, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 30, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
The computer decided you have learned enough?  :hmm:

:D

I was just going to post the exact same thing. 



Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:17:11 PM
current technology is too slow.
We need the Singularity.
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.

They reassigned the servers to the ACA website. :P
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 30, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:17:11 PM
current technology is too slow.
We need the Singularity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBb-J0hcBQA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBb-J0hcBQA) :punk:
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Siege on October 30, 2013, 04:06:08 PM
Its working again!!!

Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Caliga on October 30, 2013, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.
:hmm: Weird that a government website would be having problems.  That never happens.
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: lustindarkness on October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: mongers on October 30, 2013, 04:31:16 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.

A lot of people with dodgy 'F' keys were trying to check out the new top level domain?
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.

Yes they have. NMCI was down for a couple days.
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 30, 2013, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.
:hmm: Weird that a government website would be having problems.  That never happens.

MAH EMAILS!

and after the ACA hub gets hack...MAH PERSONAL INFO!
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 30, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
MAH EMAILS!

and after the ACA hub gets hack...MAH PERSONAL INFO!

Because private servers are so much more secure...
Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: Siege on October 30, 2013, 05:14:27 PM
This is funny.

"Indicators of poor morale and problems in a unit are:
1- Disciplinary infractions
2- Mutilating enemy dead
3- Not taking prisoners
4- Killing enemy prisoners
5- Killing enemy non-combatants
6- Torture
7- Killing animals
8- Fighting with allies
9- Alcohol and drug abuse

Title: Re: Why is the ALMS website so slow today?
Post by: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 05:15:32 PM
 :lol: