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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Admiral Yi on October 14, 2013, 05:31:36 PM

Title: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 14, 2013, 05:31:36 PM
I think we should ditch it.  There's nothing good about it.  Every place I've ever worked traded Columbus Day for the Friday after Thanksgiving.  Columbus has a very tenuous connection to the US, and he was a dick.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Caliga on October 14, 2013, 05:36:25 PM
I agree.  But I don't think it's a very good idea to piss off the Eyetalians.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: lustindarkness on October 14, 2013, 05:43:45 PM
I'm conflicted. If The Evil White Man had not landed on the island Boriken and raped all the pretty big butt Taino women, and then brought the african slaves to rape too, I would not exist. :unsure:
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: katmai on October 14, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
All i got from that is Lusti condones Rape.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Ed Anger on October 14, 2013, 06:12:36 PM
:mmm:
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Savonarola on October 14, 2013, 06:30:13 PM
In Detroit it was nice to have because it's also Canuck Thanksgiving.  Canadians working in the US, or Americans with family in Canada didn't have to take another day off.  :Canuck:
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: garbon on October 14, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
At my current job we get to pick two of 3: MLK, Columbus and Christmas Eve. My Canadian coworkers always have Columbus off so it makes for a light day.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 14, 2013, 08:58:36 PM
I'm a-fer it.  Columbus is the least threatening of all the explorers to celebrate the rape-rape of the New World.

"Happy Cortez Day" just doesn't have the same ring to it, and would be a helluva downer of a 2nd grade assembly skit.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: DGuller on October 15, 2013, 08:28:27 AM
I think it reminds us of an important lesson about tolerance.  Sometimes not slaughtering the new people you meet to the last man can really backfire.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Caliga on October 15, 2013, 08:31:47 AM
:yes:

Take Mexico, for instance. :(
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: derspiess on October 15, 2013, 08:46:04 AM
No thanks  :yucky:
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 15, 2013, 11:37:02 AM
Then Tim would just start coloring in Central America on his maps.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: The Brain on October 15, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Eggs are nice.
Title: Re: A Joyous and Blessed Colombus Day
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2013, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2013, 11:37:02 AM
Then Tim would just start coloring in Central America on his maps.

"Look, the Confederate States of Belize!"