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Title: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Norgy on May 31, 2009, 11:31:17 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm

QuoteEgyptian cuts off penis to torpedo marriage


An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles.

"He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn't want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room," the official said.

Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added.

- AFP

Truly inspiring actions from the Egyptian bloke. No fat chicks!

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Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2009, 11:53:48 AM
Literally cut it off now, or let her figuratively cut it off later.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Josquius on May 31, 2009, 01:15:29 PM
Now that must have took balls.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on May 31, 2009, 01:32:07 PM
He ran out of other ideas and was just stumped.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: sbr on May 31, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
Not sure what he was trying to accomplish, it's not like he was going to need after the wedding anyways.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 31, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
QuoteHe was in love with a woman

Yeah, sure.  Sounds more like they wouldn't fund his sex change operation.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Dude was a moron. This is the 21st century. Your parents don't pick your wife for you unless you let them. He should have told them to fuck off and married who he wants to. reason #3,976,876,936,987,042 religion is only for retards.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 01, 2009, 01:21:53 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Dude was a moron. This is the 21st century. Your parents don't pick your wife for you unless you let them. He should have told them to fuck off and married who he wants to. reason #3,976,876,936,987,042 religion is only for retards.

Surely that should be higher on the list? Top million at least.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 01, 2009, 01:21:53 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Dude was a moron. This is the 21st century. Your parents don't pick your wife for you unless you let them. He should have told them to fuck off and married who he wants to. reason #3,976,876,936,987,042 religion is only for retards.
Surely that should be higher on the list? Top million at least.

ok sorry 3,976,876,936,987,042nd reason/example I personally have heard of that  religion is only for retards

PS I hate the way quoting works here... too easy to mess up when you are tired.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: garbon on June 01, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Btw, the news story that is being presented by AP is a bit different:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jkQeFfl3y8YnKolTFhvdjo1IpAogD98HFSUG0

QuoteFamily axes wedding plans, Egyptian cuts off organ

By SARAH EL DEEB – 15 hours ago

CAIRO (AP) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Neil on June 01, 2009, 08:45:29 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Dude was a moron. This is the 21st century. Your parents don't pick your wife for you unless you let them. He should have told them to fuck off and married who he wants to. reason #3,976,876,936,987,042 religion is only for retards.
That sort of thing might fly here in the West, but out there, it's a different story.  Contempt for one's family is a uniquely Western affectation, because our wealth has enabled us to throw off all human contact and demolish society.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Josquius on June 01, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 01, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Dude was a moron. This is the 21st century. Your parents don't pick your wife for you unless you let them. He should have told them to fuck off and married who he wants to. reason #3,976,876,936,987,042 religion is only for retards.
This wasn't a religious thing, just a typical primitive society thing.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 01, 2009, 08:49:06 AM
I think it's more of a mental illness thing.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Slargos on June 01, 2009, 08:54:04 AM
And these are the kinds of people who are supposed to enrich our culture.

NO THANK YOU, COMMIETARDS!
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: PDH on June 01, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 01, 2009, 08:49:06 AM
I think it's more of a mental illness thing.
I think that this is at the root of the matter.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Norgy on June 01, 2009, 12:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 01, 2009, 08:45:44 AM

This wasn't a religious thing, just a typical primitive society thing.

Yes, in advanced societies, we let mrs. Bobbit cut off her husband's wang instead.  :cool:
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Siege on June 01, 2009, 05:41:00 PM
Good.  One less egyptian to multiply like rats.

Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: PDH on June 01, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
Now to convince the Israelis to start this practice...
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Razgovory on June 01, 2009, 06:25:32 PM
I remember some guy on the Paradox boards was talking about how was planning to do this.  Not surprisingly the thread was closed and the user banned.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Sheilbh on June 01, 2009, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 05:41:00 PM
Good.  One less egyptian to multiply like rats.
Actually Egyptians multiply slightly less than Israelis :)

Birthrates have been collapsing in most of the Middle East over the past 30 years, though not as dramatically as elsewhere.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 01, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2009, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 05:41:00 PM
Good.  One less egyptian to multiply like rats.
Actually Egyptians multiply slightly less than Israelis :)


24 per 1000 for Egypt vs 19 for Israel.  And Israeli stats are only that high because of the high Palestinian birth rate.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Sheilbh on June 01, 2009, 08:47:53 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 01, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 01, 2009, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 01, 2009, 05:41:00 PM
Good.  One less egyptian to multiply like rats.
Actually Egyptians multiply slightly less than Israelis :)


24 per 1000 for Egypt vs 19 for Israel.  And Israeli stats are only that high because of the high Palestinian birth rate.
Okay, sorry I got that wrong.  They multiply more but die more too.  So Egypt's population is growing by 1.6-7% while Israel's is by about 1.8% and Jews alone are around 1.7%.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Razgovory on June 01, 2009, 10:44:23 PM
Neat.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Norgy on June 02, 2009, 03:09:49 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 01, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
And Israeli stats are only that high because of the high Palestinian birth rate.

That's truly excellent news.
Title: Re: Man Cuts Penis To Avoid Marriage - Novel Idea or Stupid?
Post by: Martinus on June 02, 2009, 03:14:43 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 01, 2009, 08:54:04 AM
And these are the kinds of people who are supposed to enrich our culture.

NO THANK YOU, COMMIETARDS!
You are retarded.