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Title: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 06, 2013, 09:46:04 PM
Now that would have been a sight to see!  :lol:

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2013/09/24/environment/bartender-bounces-bear-from-bar?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
QuoteBartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
September 24, 2013

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — If only all unwelcome bar guests were this obliging. A black bear walked into the bar at the Alaskan Hotel in downtown Juneau on Monday night.

Bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy says she freaked out and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!"

The bear complied, leaving the bar within seconds.

State biologist Ryan Scott says it's rare for black bears to go inside Juneau businesses, but they have wandered inside homes before.

He tells KTOO the staff did a great job, and it was good news the bear left.

State wildlife officials have killed two nuisance bears in Juneau this summer.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Syt on October 06, 2013, 11:25:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!

Considering they kicked out a black bear, it's also homophobe.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:29:26 PM
Friggin Alaska. <_<
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 07, 2013, 12:23:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!

I'm sure they don't allow grizzlies either.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Brazen on October 07, 2013, 07:40:47 AM
"Who's been drinking MY beer?"
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:

:bleeding:

PIC-A-NIC BASKET!
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 12:14:44 PM
Absolutely unbearable.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Cecil on October 07, 2013, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:

:bleeding:

PIC-A-NIC BASKET!

Insert image of Peter Griffin knifing Yogi.
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Legbiter on October 07, 2013, 01:40:36 PM
The bear wasn't causing trouble.  :huh:
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Malthus on October 07, 2013, 01:47:31 PM
And they let Katmai in?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: Viking on October 07, 2013, 01:58:15 PM
top tip for bears in bars, if you hit on the koala, use a condom
Title: Re: Bartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
Post by: The Brain on October 07, 2013, 02:02:38 PM
 :rolleyes: They couldn't hit on an elephant at this dist...