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Title: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 19, 2013, 12:19:09 AM
He should of listened to her, she'll beat you if she's able.

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/take-it-easy-man-stabbed-playing-eagles-music/nZzqj/
QuoteTake it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. —

The Eagles are one of the most popular and successful rock bands of all time. But not everyone's a fan, especially a South Carolina woman.

She apparently did not have a 'Peaceful Easy Feeling" when her roommate refused to turn down the Eagles' music he was listening to. So, police say she decided to attack him with a knife.

According to the Charleston County Sheriff's arrest report, 54-year-old Vernett Bader has been charged with criminal domestic violence for slashing the victim with a 14-inch serrated bread knife.

WTIV reports that after the man was able to wrestle that knife out of Bader's hands, she ran off to find another one. That's when he decided it would be best to lock himself in the bathroom until things calmed down.

When police arrived at the scene they reported finding the victim with several cuts on his arms and hands. Bader was arrested and taken to a detention center.

The Eagles music may have set Bader off, but there are probably some other contributing factors. Investigators say Bader and the victim used to date, but still lived together. And officers did note that everyone involved was intoxicated at the time.

It's apparent that combining the Eagles music with alcohol and a bad relationship made Bader 'Take it to the Limit' ... and beyond.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Queequeg on September 19, 2013, 01:27:21 AM
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Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 01:45:38 AM
I guess we know where the Dude and Maude Lebowski's kid wound up.

Also, what is with that jokey tone?  What kind of journatard wrote that article?  Someone got stabbed in an incident of CDVHAN and it's LOLOLOLOL SHOULD'VE CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA.  Can you imagine reading an article like that with the genders reversed?
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 19, 2013, 03:30:12 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 01:45:38 AM
I guess we know where the Dude and Maude Lebowski's kid wound up.

Also, what is with that jokey tone?  What kind of journatard wrote that article?  Someone got stabbed in an incident of CDVHAN and it's LOLOLOLOL SHOULD'VE CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA.  Can you imagine reading an article like that with the genders reversed?
Lighten up Francis, nobody died or got maimed.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 19, 2013, 05:58:30 AM
He had it coming.  Eagles.  Mullet beer rock.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 19, 2013, 06:05:09 AM
She was confused and took it to the limit instead.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Caliga on September 19, 2013, 06:39:27 AM
Witchy woman :mad:
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Malthus on September 19, 2013, 06:58:17 AM
She stabbed it with her steely knife, but just couldn't kill the beast.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Capetan Mihali on September 19, 2013, 07:52:53 AM
Don Henley
Must die
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey
Don Henley must die
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: garbon on September 19, 2013, 08:39:33 AM
Hotel California.

Ugh! :angry:
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: KRonn on September 19, 2013, 08:54:44 AM
QuoteIt's apparent that combining the Eagles music with alcohol and a bad relationship made Bader 'Take it to the Limit' ... and beyond.   

This just says it all!   :D
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 19, 2013, 10:22:48 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2013, 08:39:33 AM
Hotel California.

Ugh! :angry:
Listening to it right now! :punk:
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Capetan Mihali on September 19, 2013, 10:24:26 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 19, 2013, 10:22:48 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2013, 08:39:33 AM
Hotel California.

Ugh! :angry:
Listening to it right now! :punk:

One of the few songs that really chaps my ass to hear at any time.  :yucky:
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Caliga on September 19, 2013, 10:45:53 AM
 :huh:

It's definitely overrated and not even my favorite Eagles song (which is in fact Take It Easy*), but I don't know how you could hate Hotel California.

* fun fact:  Jackson Browne wrote it, or at least started it.  One of the Eagles (Henley?) actually finished writing it.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: The Brain on September 19, 2013, 10:52:26 AM
Alice Cooper Desperado >>>>>>>>> Eagles Desperado
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 19, 2013, 10:54:14 AM
The Eagles have lots of songs I kinda like, but none that stand out. I will say that my favorite line comes from Already Gone. "You'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself".  :D
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Caliga on September 19, 2013, 10:55:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 19, 2013, 10:54:14 AM
The Eagles have lots of songs I kinda like, but none that stand out. I will say that my favorite line comes from Already Gone. "You'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself".  :D
Just did that. :cool:  Eye-talian leftovers from a work thing yesterday.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 12:37:22 PM
Henley and to a lesser degree Walsh were better outside of the Eagles than in it.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 19, 2013, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 12:37:22 PM
Henley and to a lesser degree Walsh were better outside of the Eagles than in it.

Bleh.  Henley's solo play list is a long litany of meh.

Except his Christmas song.  :)
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 12:52:10 PM
"Heart of the Matter," "Boys of Summer," "End of the Innocence," "New York Minute," "Sunset Grill," "Last Worthless Evening," that one about the woman that fucks that guy.

Sure, "All She Wants to Do Is Dance" sucks.

His music tends to be overly melancholy, which I can agree fully means that it's not stuff you want to listen to any old time.  But "Boys of Summer" and "Heart of the Matter" in particular are just fantastic songs.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 12:56:35 PM
Oh, yeah, he also did a cover of "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" which is quite excellent.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 19, 2013, 01:27:57 PM
You left off "Garden of Allah".
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: crazy canuck on September 19, 2013, 01:47:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 19, 2013, 06:58:17 AM
She stabbed it with her steely knife, but just couldn't kill the beast.

As she told him he could check out any time he liked but he could never leave.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: garbon on September 19, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2013, 10:45:53 AM
:huh:

It's definitely overrated and not even my favorite Eagles song (which is in fact Take It Easy*), but I don't know how you could hate Hotel California.

* fun fact:  Jackson Browne wrote it, or at least started it.  One of the Eagles (Henley?) actually finished writing it.

I don't particularly enjoy it (just sort of meh) but the hate comes because it gets stuck in my head really easily.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: crazy canuck on September 19, 2013, 02:47:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2013, 10:45:53 AM
:huh:

It's definitely overrated and not even my favorite Eagles song (which is in fact Take It Easy*), but I don't know how you could hate Hotel California.

* fun fact:  Jackson Browne wrote it, or at least started it.  One of the Eagles (Henley?) actually finished writing it.

I don't particularly enjoy it (just sort of meh) but the hate comes because it gets stuck in my head really easily.

Way back in the time before time, I stayed in a hostel in London that played it as their theme song.  There were a lot of Aussies staying there illegally doing construction work etc and they sang the "you can never leave" line with particular gusto.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: dps on September 19, 2013, 04:42:00 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 01:45:38 AM
I guess we know where the Dude and Maude Lebowski's kid wound up.

Also, what is with that jokey tone?  What kind of journatard wrote that article?

Given where the incident occured, I'm guessing the kind with a South Carolina education.

QuoteCan you imagine reading an article like that with the genders reversed?

Meri would have been the thread starter.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Savonarola on September 20, 2013, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 19, 2013, 01:45:38 AM
Also, what is with that jokey tone? 

Laughing at the under-privileged is the point of journalism.  That's why Addison and Steele were so successful.   :bowler:
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: The Brain on September 20, 2013, 12:39:41 PM
Every Eagles song is completely forgettable, except Hotel California.
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Scipio on September 21, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
To quote Glen Frey, "The worst thing we ever did in the Eagles was convince Don that he could sing."
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: PDH on September 21, 2013, 08:47:22 PM
I always liked "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks"
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Siege on September 22, 2013, 05:11:51 PM
With a serrated bread knife?

You ain't gonna kill shit with that!
Title: Re: Take it Easy! Man stabbed for playing Eagles music
Post by: Siege on September 22, 2013, 05:14:06 PM
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No pointy end to stab, serration is too low to actually serrate, and and the steel too flexible to slash.