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Title: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Syt on September 09, 2013, 08:26:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415387/Teenage-exorcists-say-Harry-Potter-corrupted-world-head-Britain-armed-Bibles-Holy-Water-tackle-hotbed-occult-activity.html

QuoteTeenage exorcists who say Harry Potter has corrupted the world head to Britain armed with Bibles and Holy Water to tackle hotbed of occult activity

They're stunning American teens with black belts in karate, and spend their weekends battling demons.

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No, it's not the plot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer - this wholesome trio are actually professional exorcists, and have come to London with a suitcase full of Bibles and Holy Water, intent on banishing the Capital's dark forces.

Brynne Larson, 18, and sisters Tess and Savannah Scherkenback, aged 18 and 21, are determined to rescue London's youngsters from evil spirits, which they say they are inviting to possess them by reciting the spells in the Harry Potter books.

The threesome, from Arizona, believe the spells in J.K. Rowling's best-selling fantasy series are real, and dangerous.

In fact, they see Britain as a hotbed of occult activity whose origins go back to pagan times.

Savannah explains: 'It has been centuries in the making, but I believe it came to a pinnacle with the Harry Potter books.'

'The spells you are reading about are not made up,' adds Tess. 'They are real and come from witchcraft.'

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Inspired by their religious faith, the young women believe loose morals are a prime cause of demonic possession, and that promiscuity can transmit 'sexually transmitted demons' in the same way as physical infections.

British filmmaker Dan Murdoch has spent six months getting to know the trio for an upcoming documentary, Teen Exorcists, which will be shown on BBC3.

While filming, he joined them at work in the Ukraine, and afterwards in London where he captured an exorcism meeting on camera.

Guided by their trainer, Brynne's father the Reverend Bob Larson, the women are seen apparently banishing a demon from Beth Wragg, a former Anglican chaplain, in London's East End.

Though Bob says he is guided by God and has cast out more than 15,000 demons, sceptics claim he is preying on the vulnerable in a bid to sell his books, DVDs and 'crosses of deliverance' - a tool of the trade.

There's also the question of donations. While attendance at the exorcism meetings is free, the cleric requests a £200 contribution for private sessions.

Reverend Bob compares his work to medical treatment, and told the Sunday Express: 'People pay thousands to go to drug rehab or for a psychiatrist but there is this idea that spirituality should be free. It is not uncommon for a pastor in America to make up to a million dollars a year. I can assure you we are nowhere near that.'

Though she believes her role as an exorcist is a divine calling, Bob's daughter Brynne has decided to return to the States to study for a degree at Liberty University in Virginia. Ultimately, she hopes to work in international business.

Discussing his documentary, Dan Murdoch admits he has doubts about the team's demon-smiting mission.

'I don't believe in exorcisms after doing the documentary but I do believe in the power of belief after what I've seen,' he says.     

Teen Exorcists will air on BBC3 on Thursday September 12 at 9pm.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 09, 2013, 08:39:40 AM
I'll cast "imperio" on the tall redhead :perv:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 08:59:20 AM
My prediction: the thread will be 80% perving, and 20% mockery.

Is making such a prediction an improper use of the dark arts?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 09:01:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 08:59:20 AM
My prediction: the thread will be 80% perving, and 20% mockery.

I say 90-10.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: The Brain on September 09, 2013, 09:59:59 AM
I'd cane the demons out of them.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Valmy on September 09, 2013, 10:01:58 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Probably a safe bet.  Got to protect the sacred chastity of the vag.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grey Fox on September 09, 2013, 10:29:12 AM
Buttsex?
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Wrong.  All three of them look like they hate cum on their backs, and think facials are icky and disrespectful.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
They are a bit late.  It has been a few years since kids were running around repeating spells they learned from Harry Potter.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on September 09, 2013, 01:23:56 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
They are a bit late.  It has been a few years since kids were running around repeating spells they learned from Harry Potter.

given the article I have no reason to believe that these girls aren't a bit slow in the brain-department... So their tardiness is excused.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grey Fox on September 09, 2013, 01:31:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:

Mormons.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
Great. Now the thread is all about anal.  :lol:

I guess CdM was right about those percentages ...
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 09, 2013, 02:18:12 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 02:19:18 PM
I wonder if they have passages from the gospels tattoed on their backs?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Valmy on September 09, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:

Why wouldn't they?  I mean dudes like it and the target is similar.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:28:26 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 02:19:18 PM
I wonder if they have passages from the gospels tattoed on their backs?  :hmm:

:bleeding:  They'd fit right in at my local water park.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 09, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:

Why wouldn't they?  I mean dudes like it and the target is similar.

Not having a prostate, maybe?
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: The Minsky Moment on September 09, 2013, 02:44:58 PM
I think they are on the right track.  Enormous amounts of money were made off a series of pretty mediocre films.  Then there are those kids that run around with brooms between their legs pretending to play Quidditich.  It is very disturbing stuff.  I personally don't believe in Black Magic but one never can know for sure.  If it does exist then this would be a prime example at play.  And even if it doesn't exist then perhaps these girls will still help some very confused people rethink their questionable choices.  Either way, they are performing a useful public service and do not merit the posterior prurience that has infected this thread.  For shame, gentlemen, or should I say "gentlemen".
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Valmy on September 09, 2013, 02:55:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 09, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:

Why wouldn't they?  I mean dudes like it and the target is similar.

Not having a prostate, maybe?

It is not the prostate it is the nerves around it...and they have something in the exact same spot it is called a clitoris and it can be hit from behind.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
That's not my understanding.  Anyway, I've never known a woman who said she liked it.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: The Brain on September 09, 2013, 03:00:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
That's not my understanding.  Anyway, I've never known a woman who said she liked it.

Sometimes women are... economical with the truth.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 03:03:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
That's not my understanding.  Anyway, I've never known a woman who said she liked it.

There may be reasons for that?
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
That's not my understanding.  Anyway, I've never known a woman who said she liked it.

Clearly, you must ask more women.

Like the receptionist at any office you may be visiting. Or the bus driver. ;)
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
Great. Now the thread is all about anal.  :lol:



Your welcome.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
That's not my understanding.  Anyway, I've never known a woman who said she liked it.

Clearly, you must ask more women.

Like the receptionist at any office you may be visiting. Or the bus driver. ;)

Good ideas.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2013, 04:16:13 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 09, 2013, 02:19:18 PM
I wonder if they have passages from the gospels tattoed on their backs?  :hmm:
:sleep:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 05:02:25 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
Great. Now the thread is all about anal.  :lol:

I guess CdM was right about those percentages ...
Languish wants what it wants.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Camerus on September 09, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
Fundies' moronic hatred of the Harry Potter books is all the more retarded considering the books are full of Christian imagery.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: garbon on September 09, 2013, 05:51:35 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on September 09, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
Fundies' moronic hatred of the Harry Potter books is all the more retarded considering the books are full of Christian imagery.

Though that could also work against it. Heretical and what not.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
I'd most definitely do the redhead in the middle.  She looks tasty.  Like a communion wafer.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
I'd most definitely do the redhead in the middle.  She looks tasty.  Like a communion wafer.
I suppose she's pretty enough, although I have a hard time finding women without glasses attractive.  She's super, super pale, almost to the point of translucence.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:27:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
I'd most definitely do the redhead in the middle.  She looks tasty.  Like a communion wafer.

The one on the left has a bad case of horse face.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
I'd most definitely do the redhead in the middle.  She looks tasty.  Like a communion wafer.
I suppose she's pretty enough, although I have a hard time finding women without glasses attractive.  She's super, super pale, almost to the point of translucence.

I :wub: pale girls
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 07:30:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 09, 2013, 05:51:35 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on September 09, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
Fundies' moronic hatred of the Harry Potter books is all the more retarded considering the books are full of Christian imagery.

Though that could also work against it. Heretical and what not.

My fundie cousin's kids always watched Harry Potter.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Now the girl on the right, I'd ride her thru the barnyard.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:32:45 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
I'd most definitely do the redhead in the middle.  She looks tasty.  Like a communion wafer.
I suppose she's pretty enough, although I have a hard time finding women without glasses attractive.  She's super, super pale, almost to the point of translucence.
I :wub: pale girls
It seems to be very fashionable these days.  It's not my favorite look, but to each their own.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
Great. Now the thread is all about anal.  :lol:



Your welcome.


More anal is always good - particularly with pretty boys.




G.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:36:33 PM
No, this thread is hetero-normative.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:36:33 PM
No, this thread is hetero-normative.


Denial - Schmenial.


Have you ever fucked a guy Neil?  No?  So you cannot know the untold pleasure of skewering a boy - knowing he's 'normally' not meant to be - and see him moan like a girl under your ministrations.

I have - long ago in my youth - and I assure you - it is one of the highest pleasure to be had.




G.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:44:46 PM
I enjoy having people moan like girls under my ministrations.  That's why I tend to fuck girls.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:51:10 PM
Quote from: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
Have you ever fucked a guy Neil?  No?  So you cannot know the untold pleasure of skewering a boy - knowing he's 'normally' not meant to be - and see him moan like a girl under your ministrations.

I have - long ago in my youth - and I assure you - it is one of the highest pleasure to be had.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gifbay.com%2F2013%2F06%2Farchie_bunker-53880.gif&hash=0aa19e2261e73eb329afe4a6d139c8712a628177)
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:51:43 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: sbr on September 09, 2013, 07:52:19 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Neil on September 09, 2013, 07:52:55 PM
Good old Archie Bunker.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:58:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 07:51:10 PM

...



Are you wishing me dead Money?




G.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:00:06 PM
Quote from: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:58:12 PM
Are you wishing me dead Money?

No, sweetheart.  I'm wishing your post didn't make me regurgitate my dinner.   :P
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: lustindarkness on September 09, 2013, 08:00:46 PM
As long as it was not by PM.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 08:00:53 PM
Begin at 14:20


http://gaysexfind.com/gaysex.shtml?content=6777




G.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
There's no way in hell my browser is touching anything with "gaysexfind" in it.  It would only feel confused and slightly curious after a few beers.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: garbon on September 09, 2013, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
There's no way in hell my browser is touching anything with "gaysexfind" in it.  It would only feel confused and slightly curious after a few beers.

It was cheesy, trashy, twink porn with a music track.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 09, 2013, 10:47:46 PM
Did it have Carol O'Connor?
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Josquius on September 10, 2013, 07:12:18 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:
Porno wouldn't lie to us. They all like it, they just don't know it yet.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: garbon on September 10, 2013, 04:11:55 PM
Since this thread seems to be all about it - has anyone heard of cock sheaths? I was just reading this week's column from Dan Savage (in Baltimore City Paper as they always put it up first, though it is odd to be reading an article that they say was posted on 9/11/2013) and I'd heard nothing about them!
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 10, 2013, 04:13:24 PM
Wouldn't a condom be a cock sheath?
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: garbon on September 10, 2013, 04:15:12 PM
Not in this parlance. Essentially it sounds like a strap on for men.

Cock sheaths—for those of you who haven't visited a sex-toy shop in a while—are a popular new sex toy that allows an average dude to be huge, and a huge dude to be ridiculous. They're pliable-but-firm hollow dildos that a guy wears over his dick. The dude slides his hard, lubed-up dick inside the sheath, pulls his balls through a ring at the base that prevents the sheath from sliding off, and proceeds to bang away at his partner's hole(s) like a porn star.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 10, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Now the girl on the right, I'd ride her thru the barnyard.

Yeah, she's got kind of a young Kathy Ireland look to her.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: derspiess on September 10, 2013, 04:16:31 PM
Then no.
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Caliga on September 10, 2013, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 10, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Now the girl on the right, I'd ride her thru the barnyard.

Yeah, she's got kind of a young Kathy Ireland look to her.
Hey, you're right.  I wonder if her voice is as annoying as Kathy's is. :hmm:
Title: Re: Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 10, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
All three are pretty plain.  Red does have nice hair though.