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Title: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 02, 2013, 08:15:04 PM
Damn, that's pretty incredible!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675
Quote'Walkie-Talkie' skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts

A new London skyscraper dubbed the "Walkie Talkie" has been blamed for reflecting light which melted parts of a car parked on a nearby street.

Martin Lindsay parked his Jaguar on Eastcheap, in the City of London, on Thursday afternoon.

When he returned about two hours later, he found parts of his car - including the wing mirror and badge - had melted.

Mr Lindsay said he "could not believe" the damage. The developers have apologised and paid for repairs.

The 37-storey skyscraper at 20 Fenchurch Street, which has been nicknamed the "Walkie Talkie" because of its shape, is currently under construction.
'Dangerous'

Mr Lindsay, director of tiling company Moderna Contracts Ltd, said: "I was walking down the road and saw a photographer taking photos and asked, 'what's happening?'

"The photographer asked me 'have you seen that car? The owner won't be happy.'

"I said: 'I am the owner. Crikey, that's awful.'"

The wing mirror, panels and Jaguar badge had all melted, Mr Lindsay said.

"You can't believe something like this would happen," he added. "They've got to do something about it.

"It could be dangerous. Imagine if the sun reflected on the wrong part of the body.

"On the windscreen, there was a note from the construction company saying 'your car's buckled, could you give us a call?'"

In a joint statement, developers Land Securities and Canary Wharf said: "We are aware of concerns regarding the light reflecting from 20 Fenchurch Street and are looking into the matter.

"As a precautionary measure, the City of London has agreed to suspend three parking bays in the area which may be affected while we investigate the situation further."

Mr Lindsay said the developers had apologised and agreed to sort out the £946 repair costs.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: mongers on September 02, 2013, 08:47:26 PM

A plastic jaguar, how tacky.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Queequeg on September 02, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
That building is hideous.  Europeans just can't do skyscrapers right.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Ideologue on September 02, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
I wonder if I pray hard enough, Ra will smite my enemies.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Ed Anger on September 03, 2013, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 02, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
I wonder if I pray hard enough, Ra will smite my enemies.

My twins will mind blast your enemies for My little ponies from Build A Bear Workshop.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Gups on September 03, 2013, 04:48:21 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on September 02, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
That building is hideous.  Europeans just can't do skyscrapers right.

I like it. I prefer the varied shapes of the Shard, the walkie talkie, the cheesegrater and the gherkinto standard oblong skyscrapers.

Incidcentally, the shapes are necessary to protect views to St Pauls
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Queequeg on September 03, 2013, 04:52:30 AM
Last time I was there one of the most prominent features of the London skyline was in shape completely indostinguishable from a dildo.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Tamas on September 03, 2013, 07:25:13 AM
Wot are U tryin` to say, m8?
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: garbon on September 03, 2013, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on September 03, 2013, 07:25:13 AM
Wot are U tryin` to say, m8?

Psellus is telling us about his dildo shape preferences.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: merithyn on September 03, 2013, 08:06:41 AM
Quote from: Gups on September 03, 2013, 04:48:21 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on September 02, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
That building is hideous.  Europeans just can't do skyscrapers right.

I like it. I prefer the varied shapes of the Shard, the walkie talkie, the cheesegrater and the gherkinto standard oblong skyscrapers.

Incidcentally, the shapes are necessary to protect views to St Pauls

Me, too. I think the buildings are pretty. :)
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: KRonn on September 03, 2013, 08:22:07 AM
The Brits should weaponize this! A cheap laser.    :ph34r:
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Gups on September 03, 2013, 08:31:42 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 03, 2013, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on September 03, 2013, 07:25:13 AM
Wot are U tryin` to say, m8?

Psellus is telling us about his dildo shape preferences.

And size.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Agelastus on September 03, 2013, 02:56:33 PM
Quote from: Gups on September 03, 2013, 04:48:21 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on September 02, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
That building is hideous.  Europeans just can't do skyscrapers right.

I like it. I prefer the varied shapes of the Shard, the walkie talkie, the cheesegrater and the gherkinto standard oblong skyscrapers.

Incidcentally, the shapes are necessary to protect views to St Pauls

Mostly I agree with you; however, this particular building makes me feel queasy when I look at it. There's just something wrong and unsettling about the shape to my brain.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: garbon on September 03, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
In general, I think that cluster of buildings looks ridiculous. :blush:
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: mongers on September 03, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
View of the hotspot in question:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69625000%2Fjpg%2F_69625278_light.jpg&hash=e73938b795f8829aad0e83e850dc2680902ce31d)
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: DGuller on September 03, 2013, 05:35:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 03, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
View of the hotspot in question:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69625000%2Fjpg%2F_69625278_light.jpg&hash=e73938b795f8829aad0e83e850dc2680902ce31d)
Not the kind of place that makes you do a double take before parking your car.  :hmm:
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: mongers on September 03, 2013, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 03, 2013, 05:35:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 03, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
View of the hotspot in question:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69625000%2Fjpg%2F_69625278_light.jpg&hash=e73938b795f8829aad0e83e850dc2680902ce31d)
Not the kind of place that makes you do a double take before parking your car.  :hmm:

We're sort of know for our cloudy weather over here, one minute grey the next see above.  :bowler:
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Ideologue on September 03, 2013, 06:11:47 PM
Wow, really subtly dangerous, isn't it? :lol:
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 03, 2013, 06:28:12 PM
Looks like a giant playing with a magnifying glass.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 03, 2013, 07:17:57 PM
Looks like Dr. Evil's Alan Parsons Project finally got off the ground.
Title: Re: London skyscraper melts car
Post by: Ed Anger on September 03, 2013, 07:29:33 PM
The Brits finally get some sun.