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Title: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 03:07:38 PM
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QuoteKim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad'

Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known North Korean performers who were executed by firing squad nine days ago, according to South Korean reports

Hyon Song-wol, a singer, rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader, is said to have been arrested on Aug 17 with 11 others for violating laws against pornography.

The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

"They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," said a Chinese source reported in the newspaper.

Hyon's band was responsible for a string of patriotic hits in North Korea, including "Footsteps of Soldiers," "I Love Pyongyang," "She is a Discharged Soldier" and "We are Troops of the Party." Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady".

The 12 who were executed were singers, musicians or dancers with the Hyon's band,, the Unhasu Orchestra or the Wanghaesan Light Music Band and were accused of making videos of themselves performing sex acts and then selling the recordings.

The reports stated that both groups have been disbanded as a result of the scandal.

Some of the musicians were also found to have bibles when they were detained and all were treated as political dissidents.

Kim Jong-un, who became leader of North Korea after the sudden death of his father in December 2011, is believed to have met Hyon about 10 years ago and struck up a relationship.

His father, Kim Jong-il, did not approve of the relationship and ordered him to break it off. Hyon subsequently married an officer in the North Korean military and reportedly had a baby, although there are suggestions that Hyon continued to see Kim after her marriage.

Kim's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was also a member of the Unhasu Orchestra before marriage and one theory is that Ri objected to the continuing high profile of her husband's former girlfriend.

North Korea's Communist dictator reportedly purged his own step-mother, Kim Ok, from her post as a senior official in the Workers' Party Finance and Accounting Department as he sought to tighten his grip on power within the country.

She was luckier than Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, who was executed with a mortar round in October 2012.

Kim Chol was reportedly executed for drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

On the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

An expert on North Korean affairs believes the singer was executed for "political reasons."

"If these people had only made pornographic videos, then it is simply not believable that their punishment was execution," Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor at Tokyo's Waseda University and an authority on North Korean affairs, told The Daily Telegraph.

"They could have been made to disappear into the prison system there instead.

"There is a political reason behind this," he said, suggesting that the groups may have been leaning towards a rival faction in Pyongyang's shadowy political world.

"Or, as Kim's wife once belonged to the same group, it is possible that these executions are more about Kim's wife," Professor Shigemura added. 

Say what you like about North Korea, their pop-princesses go out with more dignity than those in the United States. 
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Kim Ok is a pretty cool name, though Excellent horse-like lady is a bit of a strange name for a song.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Kleves on August 29, 2013, 03:47:10 PM
When I first glanced at this thread, I read it as "Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by flying squid." I though Kim Jong-Un might have finally gone full-scale Bond supervillian. Alas.  :(
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Grey Fox on August 29, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
New wife is cleaning the slate, eh.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Hey, I found the music video of "Excellent Horselike Lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY

It seems the the North Koreans share that weird communist quality where they are really fucking proud of ordinary factory equipment.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM
Quote from: Kleves on August 29, 2013, 03:47:10 PM
When I first glanced at this thread, I read it as "Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by flying squid." I though Kim Jong-Un might have finally gone full-scale Bond supervillian. Alas.  :(

:lol:

He is getting there; he executed the Army Minister by mortar after all.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM
He is getting there; he executed the Army Minister by mortar after all.

Seriously?  By tying him to the tube, or by lobbing a shell at him?
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Malthus on August 29, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM
He is getting there; he executed the Army Minister by mortar after all.

Seriously?  By tying him to the tube, or by lobbing a shell at him?

Making him stand on a pre-ranged spot and lobbing a shell at him.

Edit: its referenced in the article:

QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Jacob on August 29, 2013, 04:14:34 PM
Yi - from the article in the OP:
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 29, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM
He is getting there; he executed the Army Minister by mortar after all.

Seriously?  By tying him to the tube, or by lobbing a shell at him?

Making him stand on a pre-ranged spot and lobbing a shell at him.

Edit: its referenced in the article:

QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."



Next, he will have sharks with lasers.

BTW, I wonder if the mortar hit the guy on the head? Or landed next to him. :hmm:
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
BTW, I wonder if the mortar hit the guy on the head? Or landed next to him. :hmm:

If Kim aimed it himself, it obviously landed right on him.  After all he comes from a family that can finish 18 holes of golf in 49.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Malthus on August 29, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
BTW, I wonder if the mortar hit the guy on the head? Or landed next to him. :hmm:

If Kim aimed it himself, it obviously landed right on him.  After all he comes from a family that can finish 18 holes of golf in 49.

:lol:

Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Barrister on August 29, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM
He is getting there; he executed the Army Minister by mortar after all.

Seriously?  By tying him to the tube, or by lobbing a shell at him?

Who knows.  It's North Korea.  All of these stories are little more than rumours.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: DGuller on August 29, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
BTW, I wonder if the mortar hit the guy on the head? Or landed next to him. :hmm:

If Kim aimed it himself, it obviously landed right on him.  After all he comes from a family that can finish 18 holes of golf in 49.
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 29, 2013, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 29, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
BTW, I wonder if the mortar hit the guy on the head? Or landed next to him. :hmm:

If Kim aimed it himself, it obviously landed right on him.  After all he comes from a family that can finish 18 holes of golf in 49.

True fact.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: derspiess on August 30, 2013, 09:20:58 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Hey, I found the music video of "Excellent Horselike Lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY

It seems the the North Koreans share that weird communist quality where they are really fucking proud of ordinary factory equipment.

I figured the song was a tribute to Penelope Cruz.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:26:29 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Kim Ok is a pretty cool name, though Excellent horse-like lady is a bit of a strange name for a song.

It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: derspiess on August 30, 2013, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:26:29 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Kim Ok is a pretty cool name, though Excellent horse-like lady is a bit of a strange name for a song.

It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.

She is not excellent :angry:
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 10:43:40 AM
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 10:43:40 AM
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
I got 98 problems...
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 11:01:47 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2013, 10:43:40 AM
QuoteOn the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

I wish this was on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

Blocked from work, not available for mobile. :(
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Syt on August 30, 2013, 11:55:00 AM
It's the Monty Python skid "How not to be seen" which features exploding people.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: dps on August 30, 2013, 12:03:19 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 11:55:00 AM
It's the Monty Python skid "How not to be seen" which features exploding people.

One of my favorite Python sketches.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: alfred russel on August 30, 2013, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
I got 98 problems...

I read her last words were said to Kim Jong-un: "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2013, 07:16:17 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 30, 2013, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 30, 2013, 10:26:29 AM
It's dedicated to Sarah Jessica Parker.

She is not excellent :angry:

I watched part of New Year's Eve the other night;  man, that horse face is just getting horsier.   Thought I was watching the Preakness for a moment.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 30, 2013, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2013, 07:16:17 PM
I watched part of New Year's Eve the other night;

Homo.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
I can think of a couple ex girlfriends I'd like to see lined up against the wall.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Josquius on August 30, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
Is this that mule like spinning woman person? Or is that his current missus? Its hard to keep up with these celebrities....so I like the North Korean approach of executing them once they're past their prime. Doing that in Britain would certain solve a lot of problems (Celebrity Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, etc...)

edit- ah, I mis-remember. Excellent Horse Like Lady is the one I'm thinking about.

also:

QuoteNorth Korea's Communist dictator
:bleeding::bleeding::bleeding::bleeding::bleeding:
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2013, 09:16:55 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 30, 2013, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 30, 2013, 10:49:42 AM
I got 98 problems...

I read her last words were said to Kim Jong-un: "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."
:lol:
Title: Re: Kim Jong-un's ex-lover executed by firing squad
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 30, 2013, 09:26:32 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 30, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
Is this that mule like spinning woman person? Or is that his current missus? Its hard to keep up with these celebrities....so I like the North Korean approach of executing them once they're past their prime. Doing that in Britain would certain solve a lot of problems (Celebrity Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, etc...)

You really want to make things better, you execute the viewers.