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Title: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: sbr on May 28, 2009, 09:55:27 PM
There is a somewhat interesting EUII v. EUIII thread over at P'dox where Johan makes his case for EUIII being much more historical than EUII.

Johan's first post is #5.

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405920
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 28, 2009, 10:41:04 PM
So, wasn't this already a known? He has often said negative things about eu2 when others make negative comments about eu3.

Of course this line cracked me up as P'dox has always failed shamefully on this and if it really is at the core of their game design, then they suck.

QuoteGrats, you understand our vision and how I view gameplay. "modelling the root causes of things" is the keyword here.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Barrister on May 28, 2009, 10:48:00 PM
What shocks me is the line "I just get so tired of the usual "eu2 was so great". Its a very overrated game that, a) did not sell well".

I thought EU2 was the game that put Paradox on the map.  While I bet that HOI and HOI2 sold more copies, I'm surprised if anything else sold more than EU2 (until EU3 came along).
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 28, 2009, 11:40:19 PM

I think I remember him saying EU2 sold fewer than EU1. 
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 28, 2009, 11:51:53 PM
Which belies the sales better = better argument.  Eu1 was certainly not better, although IGC Eu1 was fun.

Also, I always wondered if it was an issue with distributors. I'd seen lots of EU1 at places like EB games but almost never saw EU2 getting any shelf space.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Seen on May 29, 2009, 03:22:13 AM
I had to buy my copy from a specialized little game shop in Amsterdam.  :lol:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Caliga on May 29, 2009, 06:55:05 AM
What do you expect Johan to say?  :lol:

"EU2 is a better game than EU3.  Oh btw EU2 is hella cheap right now.  Buy that instead of EU3 which costs more!"

He's not *just* a programmer at P'dox. ^_^
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Tamas on May 29, 2009, 07:20:36 AM
EU3 IS better you know.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Caliga on May 29, 2009, 07:28:41 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 29, 2009, 07:20:36 AM
EU3 IS better you know.

I actually agree, but I mean even if it wasn't Johan isn't going to say that.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Josephus on May 29, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
That's true.

It's like rock singers will always say their newest album is the best, even if they know it's a piece of shit.

You will never, ever, hear a rock singer say, "Our new album is OK. It's not half as good as anything we've done before. It could be better."

Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 29, 2009, 10:00:40 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 29, 2009, 06:55:05 AM
What do you expect Johan to say?  :lol:

"EU2 is a better game than EU3.  Oh btw EU2 is hella cheap right now.  Buy that instead of EU3 which costs more!"

He's not *just* a programmer at P'dox. ^_^

Of course, if eu2 sales were so bad and eu3 sales have been good/great, who cares? No particular need to decry one's earlier work.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Valmy on May 29, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
If EU2 sales were so horrid why the hell did he make an EU3?

I thought the whole point of sequels was to take advantage of the success of the previous versions not to reinforce failures the owner of the company hates.

But then this is Paradox.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 29, 2009, 10:03:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 29, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
If EU2 sales were so horrid why the hell did he make an EU3?

I thought the whole point of sequels was to take advantage of the success of the previous versions not to reinforce failures the owner of the company hates.

But then this is Paradox.

:D
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on May 29, 2009, 10:29:52 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
He's a monster!
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: crazy canuck on May 29, 2009, 10:47:30 AM
I am remembering correctly that one of the major problems with EU2 sales is that Paradox was having all kinds of problems with their then distributor Strategy First (at least I think that was the name of the distributor)?
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 29, 2009, 10:49:42 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 29, 2009, 10:47:30 AM
Strategy First (at least I think that was the name of the distributor)?

Yeah that was the North American one.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Grey Fox on May 29, 2009, 11:01:08 AM
SF is awesome!
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: saskganesh on May 29, 2009, 11:11:04 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 29, 2009, 11:01:08 AM
SF is awesome!

do you work with them now and are posting on company time?
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: lustindarkness on May 29, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
Report his post.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 29, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
Report his post.

Remember who you're talking to.   :lol:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: lustindarkness on May 29, 2009, 03:20:39 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on May 29, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
Report his post.

Remember who you're talking to.   :lol:
I know.  :D
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.

I'm a physicist.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.

Not really.  I had several quadrillion snowflakes in my front yard for 6 months...
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.

Not really.  I had several quadrillion snowflakes in my front yard for 6 months...

Are we still talking about EU? :unsure:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: crazy canuck on May 29, 2009, 04:03:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.

Not really.  I had several quadrillion snowflakes in my front yard for 6 months...

Yes, you dont need to point out that your front lawn is frozen 6 months of the year.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Ed Anger on May 29, 2009, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 29, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 29, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
All the EU's are beautiful snowflakes in my book.

Snowflakes melt unless you keep them on ice.

Not really.  I had several quadrillion snowflakes in my front yard for 6 months...

Are we still talking about EU? :unsure:

Yukon Universalis.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on May 29, 2009, 05:50:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 29, 2009, 04:08:07 PM
Yukon Universalis.

Yukon Trail was pretty bad. Although I did like the idea of picking up a guy in town and taking him out into the wilderness... :shifty:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Oexmelin on May 29, 2009, 07:21:26 PM
Quote from: Josephus on May 29, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
That's true.

It's like rock singers will always say their newest album is the best, even if they know it's a piece of shit.

You will never, ever, hear a rock singer say, "Our new album is OK. It's not half as good as anything we've done before. It could be better."

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.musicroom.fr%2Fimages%2Fcatalogue%2Ffullsize%2FAM984379.jpg&hash=2fb596daf51749f03f52cb76565592e06d2bae8e)
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Caliga on May 29, 2009, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 29, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
If EU2 sales were so horrid why the hell did he make an EU3?

I thought the whole point of sequels was to take advantage of the success of the previous versions not to reinforce failures the owner of the company hates.

But then this is Paradox.

Perhaps EU "3" was already in development when they decided they needed money quicker and therefore released EU2 first, which from a game engine standpoint is practically identical to EU1 and thus may not have been a whole lot of effort to produce?
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Razgovory on May 29, 2009, 09:37:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 29, 2009, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 29, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
If EU2 sales were so horrid why the hell did he make an EU3?

I thought the whole point of sequels was to take advantage of the success of the previous versions not to reinforce failures the owner of the company hates.

But then this is Paradox.

Perhaps EU "3" was already in development when they decided they needed money quicker and therefore released EU2 first, which from a game engine standpoint is practically identical to EU1 and thus may not have been a whole lot of effort to produce?

This seems unlikely since EU3 required technology not yet produced.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Martinus on May 30, 2009, 03:38:44 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
I hope Johan got banned for that.
Yeah, dissing Paradox games like that. :P
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Josquius on May 31, 2009, 10:52:16 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 29, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
That's true.

It's like rock singers will always say their newest album is the best, even if they know it's a piece of shit.

You will never, ever, hear a rock singer say, "Our new album is OK. It's not half as good as anything we've done before. It could be better."



I dunno. Its not just marketing, often they do genuinly believe that- they've become interested in a sort of music different to that which made them big and so produced something in that direction. Much to the anger of their fans.
And then of course there's the obvious that if you've worked your arse off on it very recently you will be more proud of it.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Jaron on June 06, 2009, 12:47:39 AM
Johan, I agree with you. Your games are shit.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: PRC on June 06, 2009, 02:38:19 AM
EUII blows, 2DMaps FTL.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: The Brain on June 06, 2009, 03:36:10 AM
I support Johan against all haters. People think it's all glamour in the games business but it's also a lot of hard honest work.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Palisadoes on June 06, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
I've been meaning to get round to buying EU3 (with the IN expansion). Does the complete pack contain IN already installed??

As for EU2 putting Paradox on the map, well my first Paradox game was HoI1. I'd lurked those forums since getting that, though I didn't join until recently.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Palisadoes on June 06, 2009, 07:12:00 AM
I've been meaning to get round to buying EU3 (with the IN expansion). Does the complete pack contain IN already installed??

As for EU2 putting Paradox on the map, well my first Paradox game was HoI1. I'd lurked those forums since getting that, though I didn't join until recently.

EU3 Complete includes both NA and IN.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 11:56:04 AM
Quote from: Palisadoes on June 06, 2009, 07:12:00 AM


my first Paradox game was HoI1

Just FYI, you are part of the group who ruined Paradox.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Caliga on June 09, 2009, 12:18:22 PM
 :huh:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 09, 2009, 12:18:22 PM
:huh:

Paradox should have never made a WW2 game. There are people who love history, and there are people who wank on german uniforms and crazy balkan maps. The latter should have been kept out of the Paradox community.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Slargos on June 09, 2009, 01:02:15 PM
Eu2 is clearly superior to Eu3 in one capacity: MP.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 01:03:44 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 09, 2009, 01:02:15 PM
Eu2 is clearly superior to Eu3 in one capacity: MP.

Sure because repeated play can yield more benefits due to getting to know the historical leaders and stuff.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 09, 2009, 12:18:22 PM
:huh:

Paradox should have never made a WW2 game. There are people who love history, and there are people who wank on german uniforms and crazy balkan maps. The latter should have been kept out of the Paradox community.

with EU2, I think Paradox was stuck with the Balkantards anyway; as well, Pdox has to bear some moral responsibility for the creation of internet Byzanteens.

a few thousand Sturmfrunters didn't spoil the broth.  :P
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 09, 2009, 12:18:22 PM
:huh:

Paradox should have never made a WW2 game. There are people who love history, and there are people who wank on german uniforms and crazy balkan maps. The latter should have been kept out of the Paradox community.

with EU2, I think Paradox was stuck with the Balkantards anyway; as well, Pdox has to bear some moral responsibility for the creation of internet Byzanteens.

a few thousand Sturmfrunters didn't spoil the broth.  :P

I'll take a Byzanteen over a sturmfrunter any day of the week. 
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 01:43:55 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

He blinded an army not a civilian population.  Heck back in those days if you didn't do like Richard I and murder all your captives people thought you were getting soft.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Jaron on June 09, 2009, 02:44:42 PM
what do you mean "back in those days" ?

That is what Neil has been preaching for the last six years.. :P
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2009, 03:12:02 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

It was a different time with different standards.  -_-

Nobody blames the Roman Empire fanbois with genocide against Carthaginians do they?
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 04:24:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 01:43:55 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

He blinded an army not a civilian population. 

I'm sure he never touched the hair of a single civilian.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2009, 03:12:02 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

It was a different time with different standards.  -_-

Nobody blames the Roman Empire fanbois with genocide against Carthaginians do they?

shh.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Palisadoes on June 09, 2009, 08:15:50 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 11:56:04 AM
Quote from: Palisadoes on June 06, 2009, 07:12:00 AM


my first Paradox game was HoI1

Just FYI, you are part of the group who ruined Paradox.
I really should've thought about a community I had never even heard of before buying that game... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on June 09, 2009, 08:18:38 PM
Actually you should have just tried to be a decent person. Baby steps. :hug:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Neil on June 09, 2009, 08:19:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2009, 03:12:02 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

It was a different time with different standards.  -_-

Nobody blames the Roman Empire fanbois with genocide against Carthaginians do they?
And the standards of the 1940s clearly supported genocide.  You should know better than anyone.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Neil on June 09, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 09, 2009, 08:18:38 PM
Actually you should have just tried to be a decent person. Baby steps. :hug:
Die in a fire, you Russian piece of shit.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: garbon on June 09, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 09, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
Die in a fire, you Russian piece of shit.

Actually, I'm doing it in honor of Reagan. :)
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: dps on June 09, 2009, 09:12:36 PM
You're going to set yourself on fire to honor Reagan?    :huh:
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Razgovory on June 09, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
Quote from: dps on June 09, 2009, 09:12:36 PM
You're going to set yourself on fire to honor Reagan?    :huh:

I don't care about the motive just the results.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Syt on June 09, 2009, 11:39:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 01:43:55 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
sure, your soup to drink.

the byzanteens are the lucky ones: they get to celebrate genocide ... and nobody cares

"oh, Bulgaroctonus, you are soo manly."  :P

He blinded an army not a civilian population.  Heck back in those days if you didn't do like Richard I and murder all your captives people thought you were getting soft.

FoxNews would have had a field day with the liberal ways of Bulgaroctonus.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 04:00:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 09, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Paradox should have never made a WW2 game. There are people who love history, and there are people who wank on german uniforms and crazy balkan maps. The latter should have been kept out of the Paradox community.
I agree that the Balkan fanatics were in before HoI, but the latter game brought on more wackiness.


EU3 seems fun. Pretty much what I wanted in EU2, but I find myself not focusing enough. If I had gotten it back when I was living by myself, only having some lectures every week that I had to attend, perhaps things would have been different. EU has never been a very good casual game.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Palisadoes on June 10, 2009, 09:05:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 09, 2009, 08:18:38 PM
Actually you should have just tried to be a decent person. Baby steps. :hug:
Is your signature about Gary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter)?
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Valmy on June 10, 2009, 09:06:20 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 09, 2009, 04:24:21 PM
I'm sure he never touched the hair of a single civilian.

He would never do such a thing.  Basil II was a gentleman and humanitarian.
Title: Re: Johan hates EUII !!!
Post by: Valmy on June 10, 2009, 09:07:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 09, 2009, 11:39:59 PM
FoxNews would have had a field day with the liberal ways of Bulgaroctonus.

Basil II Bulgaroctonus: soft on imperial security?  Next after this.