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Title: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: 11B4V on July 17, 2013, 06:07:00 PM
Had to post this. No food for you puttytat.  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD6wdrVFc0g

Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2013, 06:17:54 PM
Can you give me a ride, bro? Like to Kansas maybe?  :P
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 17, 2013, 06:28:26 PM
That's unusual, but not as unusual as the Asian dude and black chick couple in the commercial.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: frunk on July 17, 2013, 07:27:12 PM
If it was a impala antelope hitting a chevy impala you'd have something.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2013, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 17, 2013, 06:07:00 PM
Had to post this. No food for you puttytat.  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD6wdrVFc0g

They'll just catch up to him later, once the concussion starts to sink in.  LUNCH IS FEELING WOOZY

Was funny to see puddytat slam on those brakes, though.  :lol:
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: derspiess on July 17, 2013, 10:35:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 17, 2013, 06:28:26 PM
That's unusual, but not as unusual as the Asian dude and black chick couple in the commercial.

I think the Asian dude is just selling insurance to her.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 17, 2013, 10:36:04 PM
Ah, my bad.

Stand down.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: derspiess on July 17, 2013, 10:37:28 PM
My father in law went on a safari in Kenya last month and still hasn't posted the damned pics.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2013, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2013, 06:17:54 PM
Can you give me a ride, bro? Like to Kansas maybe?  :P

Those antelopes were acting suspicious.

Although, I think if I were in that truck the antelope jumped in, I probably would've pistol whipped him and tossed him out for the cheetah.  Cheetah's gotta eat, and there's a hell of a lot more antelopes than cheetahs these days.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 17, 2013, 11:11:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2013, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2013, 06:17:54 PM
Can you give me a ride, bro? Like to Kansas maybe?  :P

Those antelopes were acting suspicious.

Although, I think if I were in that truck the antelope jumped in, I probably would've pistol whipped him and tossed him out for the cheetah.  Cheetah's gotta eat, and there's a hell of a lot more antelopes than cheetahs these days.
Make sure to leave him alive, IIRC Cheetah's are one of the few carnivores that insist on fresh kills.
Title: Re: Cheetah Chases Impala Antelope Into Tourist's Car on Safari
Post by: garbon on July 18, 2013, 07:15:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 17, 2013, 11:11:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2013, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2013, 06:17:54 PM
Can you give me a ride, bro? Like to Kansas maybe?  :P

Those antelopes were acting suspicious.

Although, I think if I were in that truck the antelope jumped in, I probably would've pistol whipped him and tossed him out for the cheetah.  Cheetah's gotta eat, and there's a hell of a lot more antelopes than cheetahs these days.
Make sure to leave him alive, IIRC Cheetah's are one of the few carnivores that insist on fresh kills.

Thanks, Encyclopedia Brown.