So I use Facebook quite a bit. Mostly I just mindlessly scroll because I'm bored and don't feel like doing anything productive. I often get odd results and weird recommendations. Recently, I've gotten surreal pictures of Jesus on my feed. Sometimes Jesus is fighting the Devil, sometimes he's pulling people out of mud, sometimes he's with a pregnant Virgin Mary or at a nativity with flying rabbits. A common theme is Jesus with airplane stewardess. There was one picture that had three adult Jesuses looking at baby Jesus. The pictures are all AI generated and the comment section is filled with people saying "Amen" Like several hundred or thousand people saying "Amen". I've come to the conclusion that the people are bots, because when someone interacts with them they don't respond. I'm guessing there is a scam here, but I don't understand it. Anyway, I started saving the images with the intent to post them here, because they are kinda funny.
I don't know what this one means.
(https://i.imgur.com/K6TyNQu.jpeg)
We talk about Jesus rising from the dead on Easter, but we don't talk about how he spent his other Easters.
(https://i.imgur.com/XijHzHj.jpeg)
Here's Jesus on a plane with a bunch of soldiers
(https://i.imgur.com/XjQbSl1.jpeg)
Jesus as a grain deity
(https://i.imgur.com/xtS21WW.jpeg)
This is Jesus bring in the dough
(https://i.imgur.com/MseNdAe.jpeg)
This is MAGA Jesus with a soldier carrying the head of his comrade
(https://i.imgur.com/BjOzNT2.jpeg)
This seems to be feast with some chunky nurses and airplanes
(https://i.imgur.com/ufpW16R.jpeg)
Two stewardess with the same face. One has three arms.
(https://i.imgur.com/yozep4b.jpeg)
Jesus growing out the controls of an overcrowded cockpit.
(https://i.imgur.com/kStqC8h.jpeg)
Jesus talking to a pilot in the woods.
(https://i.imgur.com/BHodegp.jpeg)
This is Jesus with trying out a new vibe
(https://i.imgur.com/czdyQbB.jpeg)
This is one is Jesus mixed with Hindu or Buddhist monkeys
(https://i.imgur.com/nCU3SsP.jpeg)
This is Jesus being held up by the Devil
(https://i.imgur.com/J1zgsEY.jpeg)
Big snake Jesus (https://i.imgur.com/RCw44qm.jpeg)
I don't know what this means
(https://i.imgur.com/vn0tDYD.jpeg)
Not Jesus, but just how imagine Dguller.
(https://i.imgur.com/6po62XA.jpeg)
Jesus destroying a city
(https://i.imgur.com/ck6rtQY.jpeg)
This is a unique interpretation of the Pieta. Jesus holds Jesus and his arms are feet plus helicopters.
(https://i.imgur.com/EcDBOCe.jpeg)
Santa washes Jesus' feet. (https://i.imgur.com/XVCN9SC.jpeg)
I have dreams that make more sense than this
(https://i.imgur.com/rCpWvoE.jpeg)
This appears to be Jesus blessing a monster
(https://i.imgur.com/MJta7M3.jpeg)
Theology is a bit iffy on this one
(https://i.imgur.com/XThu5Zi.jpeg)
I think this one is self explanatory
(https://i.imgur.com/QmkJlcB.jpeg)
This isn't Facebook Jesus, just something I'm going to make you see
(https://i.imgur.com/KP6cM1X.jpeg)
Jesus being pulled out the mud
(https://i.imgur.com/mJ9x9LI.jpeg)
An odd last supper
(https://i.imgur.com/Oa1phb4.jpeg)
Transexual Jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/sBvp6Nv.jpeg)
I think this was in the Gospel of John
(https://i.imgur.com/XGXWA3e.jpeg)
Jesus completely
missing the Devil
(https://i.imgur.com/9Enmc9d.jpeg)
Jesus as an airplane
(https://i.imgur.com/9vcOndS.jpeg)
The Devil trying to get his daughter back
(https://i.imgur.com/3XmMEqp.jpeg)
Jesus riding a giant pig
(https://i.imgur.com/LvjtAcY.jpeg)
Jesus and a weretiger?
(https://i.imgur.com/wWHPsqs.jpeg)
Yeah, I got nothing
(https://i.imgur.com/Rqevi9h.jpeg)
Jesus and the boobs
(https://i.imgur.com/NiBB4zj.jpeg)
Found this one today.(https://i.imgur.com/QZvdjwL.jpeg)
:lol: I have used those picture generating AIs for similarly absurd and bizarre creations. Not sure if the technology is a step in the right direction for humanity. :P
That's some really shitty AI work there.
Those were a bunch of good laughs.
Thanks for that. :)
I totally get the White Christian Nationalist ones, but what the fuck is going on with the stewardesses??
Second to last.
I wish to see this movie.
I asked Midjourney for a kitschy religious painting of Jesus guiding Lincoln's hand while signing the 13th Amendment.
(https://i.postimg.cc/RFZsfsNC/image.png)
(Had to re-do Jesus' face because MJ duplicated Lincoln's face :P )
Quote from: Josquius on March 13, 2024, 04:07:12 AMSecond to last.
I wish to see this movie.
This Jim Wynorski movie could do, provided it were slightly reworked or reimagined:
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81L08YIAEzL._SL1456_.jpg)
I'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners.
Quote from: grumbler on March 13, 2024, 05:44:01 AMI'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners.
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of airborne vehicles.
I'm not a tattoo guy, but those celestial ones preggo Jesus is sporting are lit.
I didn't know JC had a fat girl fetish....not that there's anything wrong with that.
Forgot one. Jesus straight up killing a baby.
(https://i.imgur.com/iC4iGTf.jpeg)
Quote from: Maladict on March 13, 2024, 05:52:36 AMQuote from: grumbler on March 13, 2024, 05:44:01 AMI'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners.
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of airborne vehicles.
python reference. Nice
Amen.
This thread is definitely something Raz. Thanks for it. :thumbsup:
Why does God hate Boeing so much?
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 13, 2024, 01:16:03 PMWhy does God hate Boeing so much?
Because they kill people
Quote from: Josephus on March 13, 2024, 04:13:31 PMQuote from: crazy canuck on March 13, 2024, 01:16:03 PMWhy does God hate Boeing so much?
Because they kill people
If only all powerful god could do something about that :(
God gave man Free Willy.
Quote from: Maladict on March 13, 2024, 05:52:36 AMQuote from: grumbler on March 13, 2024, 05:44:01 AMI'll admit that I don't get the theme of the civil airliners.
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of airborne vehicles.
:lol:
This one popped up today. It had 270 responses saying "amen".
(https://i.imgur.com/PjZVWia.jpeg)
Shellfish?
And Jesus said he had not come to abolish the Law of he prophets. Next he will be eating bacon wearing clothing mixing wool and linen fibers while driving on Shabbat. Though I guess to be fair, he isn't eating them.
Quote from: Razgovory on March 12, 2024, 11:15:09 PMSanta washes Jesus' feet. (https://i.imgur.com/XVCN9SC.jpeg)
Jesus left his toes in his sandles :wacko:
As Syt pointed out, they are really shitty. I don't know why someone would make them, then use a bunch of bots to comment "amen". In the last week or so, I've gotten a bunch of Pro-Palestine ones. They aren't much better.
(https://i.imgur.com/Scp647n.jpeg)
Eventually the Internet is just going to be Bots posting AI pictures for the benefit of other bots.
What is the watermelon about? This is not the first time I have seen it regarding the Palestinians :hmm:
Same colours as the flag
:lmfao:
I dunno why, but I love these absurd AI pictures. Just so bizarre.
Quote from: HVC on March 13, 2024, 10:02:17 PMSame colours as the flag
That's it? I mean those are the colors Arab nationalism. Every one of those countries has those colors, though Egypt dropped the green at some point. It isn't specific to the Palestinians.
Most people probably don't know any other Arab flags :D and those that do know the Palestinian flag probably only know now because of the current protests.
Quote from: Razgovory on March 13, 2024, 09:26:11 PMAs Syt pointed out, they are really shitty. I don't know why someone would make them, then use a bunch of bots to comment "amen".
I'd theorise it's all quite meta and learning via these pictures.
Throw a tonne of crap out there. Measure what gets the biggest reaction.
reconfigure the crap generator in that direction.
This is how text based social media bullshit generators work.
This is fun stuff
Barrister Boy: Tribune of Law and Order
(https://i.postimg.cc/cH1GdsfG/BB-tribune-of-law-and-order.jpg)
grumbler the Younger Instructs the People
(https://i.postimg.cc/TP6XHjww/grumbler-instruct-the-people-II.jpg)
Berkut: We Need 100 More of Him
(https://i.postimg.cc/VNWcySrF/Berkut-100-more.jpg)
Not the bees!
Someday I'll get over the "I have to pay for this?" factor and have fun with it.
I'm already paying for MSFT; access to GPT and DALL-E 3 gets thrown in.
Some lost artistic masterpieces:
The Progeny of Lettow With His Faithful African Manservant
(https://i.postimg.cc/N01xwj2s/Progeny-of-Lettow.jpg)
The Rubbing of the Beach By the Incan Torpedo Boats
(https://i.postimg.cc/XvMghCJ1/Rubbing-of-the-Beach-by-the-Incan-Torpedo-Boats.jpg)
Ok gotta get back to the day job now.
Nice. :)
Quote from: Razgovory on March 13, 2024, 09:26:11 PMEventually the Internet is just going to be Bots posting AI pictures for the benefit of other bots.
As in Languish, but worse? :hmm:
Quote from: Razgovory on March 13, 2024, 08:28:51 PMThis one popped up today. It had 270 responses saying "amen".
(https://i.imgur.com/PjZVWia.jpeg)
Meowtf?
(https://i.imgur.com/Ey9eBeP.png)
"An allegorical painting of a disussion forum called languish.org"
(https://i.imgur.com/BCw0M7V.png)
Giant ants, manning an Incan torpedo boat.
(https://i.imgur.com/VXLN8zN.png)
Gold plated in Toronto.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZWs2a5K.png)
Medieval interior, lighted by a historically realistic amount of candles.
(https://i.imgur.com/Hxymppv.png)
Swiss man, laughing, stands in front of his brick house after a devastating Florida hurricane.
(https://i.imgur.com/AFEg5xB.png)
King Abraham Lincoln, accepting Confederate surrender in the ruins of Atlanta, 1864.
:D
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on March 14, 2024, 08:18:48 AMThis is fun stuff
Barrister Boy: Tribune of Law and Order
(https://i.postimg.cc/cH1GdsfG/BB-tribune-of-law-and-order.jpg)
OK seriously - what prompts did you have to give to get this?
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2024, 01:04:01 PM(https://i.imgur.com/ZWs2a5K.png)
Medieval interior, lighted by a historically realistic amount of candles.
Syt wins the most Languishy picture contest
Gold plated in Toronto - if only Malthus was still here.
I had never considered BB wearing a Mountie hat with Ukrainian colored pants in court before, but that is how I think he should be remembered.
Quote from: Valmy on March 14, 2024, 01:17:39 PMI had never considered BB wearing a Mountie hat with Ukrainian colored pants in court before, but that is how I think he should be remembered.
Ukrainian colored *pleated* pants. Don't neglect the details.
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2024, 01:09:44 PMOK seriously - what prompts did you have to give to get this?
Trade secrets.
So I have some more. Keep in mind that most of these are just shitty faux-devotional images. People building an image of Jesus in the sand, people carving an image of Jesus out of wood, or people building a statue of Jesus out of soda cans or noodles or lettuce in a third world country. I tend to focus on the weird ones I mean ones where some poor African builds a statue of Jesus out of vegetables is kinda weird. But I like the ones that either fail completely or don't make much sense.
There were several Transexual Jesuses. Here they are carrying a tiger. There was a bunch where Jesus carries some sort of animal in an airplane including an elephant. But the Trans aspect is pretty weird. There are several other Trans
Jesuses
(https://i.imgur.com/3atp8hZ.jpeg)
Here's Jesus as half-pilot, half-tiger and half-flight attendant
(https://i.imgur.com/roBgkKS.jpeg)
Another Trans Jesus with disembodied hands
(https://i.imgur.com/imWIt9M.jpeg)
Another Trans Jesus and tiger. Maybe they are in a relationship
(https://i.imgur.com/B4nzqye.jpeg)
There were several ones involving motorbikes. Not sure why.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ze5DeBJ.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/3Hhmobk.jpeg)
Here's an odd theme: Jesus attacked by sharks. There are some where he is attacked by crocodiles as well.
(https://i.imgur.com/NBK7iCi.jpeg)
Here's Jesus saving a crocodile from shark-o-diles?
(https://i.imgur.com/zbsVpdF.jpeg)
Jesus saves... most of the time.
(https://i.imgur.com/Z0arZRD.jpeg)
"Yeah, the picture messed up the shark and plane are the same creature." "Eh, I'll post it anyway"
(https://i.imgur.com/gzpC75m.jpeg)
I found several crustacean Jesuses. He was boiled for our sins.
(https://i.imgur.com/83RHaD1.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hewRREe.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/F3nCnOB.jpeg)
It's weird to see people saying "Amen" to this
(https://i.imgur.com/75vREys.jpeg)
"Take my hand"
(https://i.imgur.com/IBjesQc.jpeg)
This Jesus is holding that gray monster close. Also he has three arms.
(https://i.imgur.com/9TBOAFC.jpeg)
I just couldn't stop laughing at this one
(https://i.imgur.com/wUKfNQo.jpeg)
The crustacean Jesuses...
Oh my.
And I consider myself a Christian.
I just don't know what to say about those.
Jesus Christ.
(https://i.imgur.com/pjoppuj.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/IMQiuOi.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/BJPi55w.png)
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2024, 11:44:27 PMThe crustacean Jesuses...
Oh my.
And I consider myself a Christian.
I just don't know what to say about those.
Red Lobster "all you can eat shrimp" on Lenten Friday?
Non Kosher Jesus
(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/t9zep670sgplx2zwm80l9/openart-image_dl1piDe0_1710529978240_raw.jpg?rlkey=0pt1m1ruccwt2166nuqmw97jp&dl=1)
Ia! Ia! Covfefe fthagn!
Okay, got some more. There are bunch of shark ones lately. Probably inspired by the Sermon to the Sharks in Mark.
(https://i.imgur.com/Y7qNps3.jpeg)
Here's Jesus being eaten by a shark and pulling someone in. Maybe it's a transubstation thing.
(https://i.imgur.com/vBdTzF1.jpeg)
By our powers combined!
(https://i.imgur.com/7h5zxyg.jpeg)
No comment
(https://i.imgur.com/9fgsqk5.jpeg)
And nobody finds this odd
(https://i.imgur.com/avfrhmJ.jpeg)
Jesus meets the Thing
(https://i.imgur.com/3bnG1Re.jpeg)
Kinda of a wickerman thing going on here. Also a giant bug
(https://i.imgur.com/Rbongtp.jpeg)
I think Jesus borrowed his ride in this one
(https://i.imgur.com/QLWJDju.jpeg)
Jesus is wearing a shark and trying to catch the bus.
(https://i.imgur.com/spnmbNH.jpeg)
Sharkmen and Tigermen
(https://i.imgur.com/qqeG1nZ.jpeg)
I'm not certain Jesus is in this one.
(https://i.imgur.com/Lpo9dEU.jpeg)
Jesus and a monster save transJesus
(https://i.imgur.com/fEX87OB.jpeg)
Yeti Jesus on the beach
(https://i.imgur.com/iE09d9G.jpeg)
Jesus saves Jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/GrwfmWW.jpeg)
Jesus his wife and son and his flying sheep
(https://i.imgur.com/13UGMD4.jpeg)
Jesus is ripped
(https://i.imgur.com/lyIc1ZW.jpeg)
Big Jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/s4CjFx6.jpeg)
This one is really shitty
(https://i.imgur.com/uYABF96.jpeg)
Not Jesus but an AI Trump supporter truck
(https://i.imgur.com/h3CFxix.jpeg)
Jesus gets all the hos
(https://i.imgur.com/r4KQDGq.jpeg)
This one is a pro-Palestinian one. It has break dancing IDF and a guy protecting Al-Aqsa. It's fairly representative of what people think is going on over there
(https://i.imgur.com/mJa8VVh.jpeg)
Finally, Jesus as a shark
(https://i.imgur.com/rhHLERR.jpeg)
He tore her in half!
(https://i.imgur.com/7o3ZACd.jpeg)
Sometimes I get Muslim ones. They don't make sense either.
(https://i.imgur.com/0UdnOH8.jpeg)
I am grateful that these days you don't have to wonder what twisted mind created abominations like these. Also, I got stomach pain from laughing.
:lol: Awesome, but also stuff of nightmares.
Awesome job curating these. I shudder to think of the many images you had to view to get to these "best."
Rolling Coal in My Barthole is the best political slogan ever.
In the spirit of Easter here are some more
Jesus and some horrors beyond time and space
(https://i.imgur.com/3oNQLq2.jpeg)
Jesus prays to evil Jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/F4A0edA.jpeg)
Jesus and some more horrors
(https://i.imgur.com/dzWzf7T.jpeg)
Jesus, Helicopter, and shark together at last
(https://i.imgur.com/yot2uVc.jpeg)
Sometimes I get ones where some little poor kid makes Jesus out of junk or food or something. This kid did better.
(https://i.imgur.com/Di6amGh.jpeg)
I like his tie
(https://i.imgur.com/41mU8OX.jpeg)
Recently I've gotten one with chunky AI chicks asking for a husband. This woman is... interesting.
(https://i.imgur.com/qLfjvRU.jpeg)
Jesus is back and he's not taking your shit
(https://i.imgur.com/a60Sz0n.jpeg)
An odd trend: Jesus is sorta in a bunch of kids hair cuts. Not quite shaved in, not quite tatooed but all fucked up
(https://i.imgur.com/L4P8cWU.jpeg)
Jesus shows up in the world's shittiest motorcycle
(https://i.imgur.com/dPb4B5v.jpeg)
Jesus 50% off
(https://i.imgur.com/F4G75yV.jpeg)
You are suppose to "close your eyes 70% and see the magic" Usually it's Jesus face in a woodland scene or in a bunch of fruit. Mostly just boring. But this one I liked for some reason.
(https://i.imgur.com/VVMMrKL.jpeg)
This one is a little gruesome and a lot weird.
(https://i.imgur.com/7OLVyFe.jpeg)
Little boy makes a Jesus out of garbage
(https://i.imgur.com/5zyDKIJ.jpeg)
Jesus and his little brother against the demons.
(https://i.imgur.com/xYmCPhL.jpeg)
That little kid that made Jesus out of 7-up bottles? Turns out he was the lucky one
(https://i.imgur.com/4mSszob.jpeg)
Snake Jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/2HBLYYd.jpeg)
Jesus looks unwell
(https://i.imgur.com/ImmrVy8.jpeg)
The miracle of birth
(https://i.imgur.com/3JvLxcA.jpeg)
Happy E A SS S TER
(https://i.imgur.com/BDbEueu.jpeg)
Was a bit bored over breakfast, so here's some Easter Giger art.
(https://i.imgur.com/XmKavox.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ABQmskj.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/zcG0hCg.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/X9OTWT1.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/WexVIu8.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/iMIttxJ.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/pXFDx43.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/mTZTqgM.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/a3BwLu0.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/DwRHkiE.png)
Not sure about this Easter mass, though:
(https://i.imgur.com/6AmYdGY.png)
The cyberpunk easter ones turned out better, I think. :P
(https://i.imgur.com/klnS0QG.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Jvmzzan.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/5jkI5NU.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/9aA7R8V.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/4KKWGDB.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/k0u6cHi.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ysC8TDk.png)
When you tell the AI to give you Jesus flipping over tables in the Temple:
(https://i.imgur.com/J658Hb1.jpg)
:lol:
Some "Watership Down 2077" vibes going on up there.
(https://i.imgur.com/ru5VQM8.png)
The face only works for me in peripheral vision. Cool.
:cthulu: :bleeding:
Quote from: Syt on April 13, 2024, 12:59:39 PM(https://i.imgur.com/ru5VQM8.png)
That was the page I got some of the weirdest shit from. I haven't been getting much weird stuff lately, well weird Jesus stuff anyway.
I love that one of the kids seems to be a boy in a dress.
They had it coming!
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 13, 2024, 01:34:25 PMThe face only works for me in peripheral vision. Cool.
I can get it to work if I semi close my eyes like the bot says.