http://youtubehk.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post_1028.html
He finally took out the credit card to buy it ???
That kind of tantrum wouldn't get me to whip out the credit card. I'd break up with her then and there. And probably call the cops too. She'd go home in a taxi or a patrol car.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 13, 2009, 08:19:12 PM
That kind of tantrum wouldn't get me to whip out the credit card. I'd break up with her then and there. And probably call the cops too. She'd go home in a taxi or a patrol car.
Seriously, wtf?
Did no one tell her it was an American car?
Thank hod the dealers in Hong Kong don't leave the keys in the display cars. Dunno why that is not the case on the Mainland.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 10:14:00 PM
Did no one tell her it was an American car?
For reasons unknown to me, US cars enjoy pretty good reputations in China.
Hope this doesn't happen to you next time you go out to dinner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wIRUiEQos
So are all Chinese women like this? Is that why the men are so short there?
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 13, 2009, 08:19:12 PM
That kind of tantrum wouldn't get me to whip out the credit card. I'd break up with her then and there. And probably call the cops too. She'd go home in a taxi or a patrol car.
I don't know, Is it wise to break up with a girl who can shoot electricity from her eyes?
Maybe her boyfriend should take her to a South African therapist.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2009, 12:31:21 AM
Hope this doesn't happen to you next time you go out to dinner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wIRUiEQos
:D This is pure Cantonese. The woman keeps shouting she wants to eat sharksfin.
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
Maybe her boyfriend should take her to a South African therapist.
:o :bleeding:
Quote from: Monoriu on March 14, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
The woman keeps shouting she wants to eat sharksfin.
She should be turned over to CdM. He'd teach her love of animals.
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2009, 03:44:36 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 14, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
The woman keeps shouting she wants to eat sharksfin.
She should be turned over to CdM. He'd teach her love of animals.
Didn't CdM run crying home to momma? Or is he here?
Quote from: The Brain on March 14, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2009, 03:44:36 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 14, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
The woman keeps shouting she wants to eat sharksfin.
She should be turned over to CdM. He'd teach her love of animals.
Didn't CdM run crying home to momma? Or is he here?
Dunno. I guess one of his rages (WTF? Forum gone?) caused an aneurysm and he's slowly nibbled away at by his cats.
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2009, 03:51:17 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 14, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2009, 03:44:36 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on March 14, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
The woman keeps shouting she wants to eat sharksfin.
She should be turned over to CdM. He'd teach her love of animals.
Didn't CdM run crying home to momma? Or is he here?
Dunno. I guess one of his rages (WTF? Forum gone?) caused an aneurysm and he's slowly nibbled away at by his cats.
HOTT
As I was watching the car video, I still had some Mp3s playing. She gets in the car, and as the two guys are scrambling around, some Balkan-gypsy techno kicks in with tubas, trombones and trumpets. How appropriate :D
Colleague: Why don't you buy a car for your wife?
Me: Among other reasons, like I don't need one, is there are fundamental differences between her tastes and mine. For example, she won't accept anything except leather seats.
Colleague: If not leather seats, then what?
The thing that really pissed me off, is that he was sincere when he asked that question. >:(
We rented a car for a day. She still couldn't drive a rented car, because she had her licence for less than 2 years. I said I wanted a Corolla, but could tolerate a Camry or Accord. She said she wanted a BMW 5-something. I said fine, you can have what you want, as long as you pay half.
She then backed off 8)
We rented an Accord. I did make her pay half of the rental and fuel, with the excuse that I picked her parents up and drove them to dinner 8) 8) 8)
Quote from: Monoriu on March 22, 2009, 11:28:57 PM
We rented a car for a day. She still couldn't drive a rented car, because she had her licence for less than 2 years. I said I wanted a Corolla, but could tolerate a Camry or Accord. She said she wanted a BMW 5-something. I said fine, you can have what you want, as long as you pay half.
She then backed off 8)
We rented an Accord. I did make her pay half of the rental and fuel, with the excuse that I picked her parents up and drove them to dinner 8) 8) 8)
You know, every time I read your posts, I feel like running out and buying my wife something nice. :D
Quote from: Monoriu on March 22, 2009, 08:24:16 PM
Colleague: Why don't you buy a car for your wife?
Me: Among other reasons, like I don't need one, is there are fundamental differences between her tastes and mine. For example, she won't accept anything except leather seats.
Colleague: If not leather seats, then what?
The thing that really pissed me off, is that he was sincere when he asked that question. >:(
Leather seats are terrible, especially if you live in a place that gets cold.
At any rate, behavior like this is common in communist or former communist countries.
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Leather seats are terrible, especially if you live in a place that gets cold.
At any rate, behavior like this is common in communist or former communist countries.
that's why you buy heated seats duh.
Quote from: katmai on March 23, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Leather seats are terrible, especially if you live in a place that gets cold.
At any rate, behavior like this is common in communist or former communist countries.
that's why you buy heated seats duh.
What kind of Tracker did you own? ???
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 23, 2009, 09:30:37 AM
What kind of Tracker did you own? ???
A shitty hand me down.
Now have Honda Accord Sedan.
Still doesn't have heated seats, but doesn't have leather either.
But heated leather seats are damn nice.
Quote from: katmai on March 23, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Leather seats are terrible, especially if you live in a place that gets cold.
At any rate, behavior like this is common in communist or former communist countries.
that's why you buy heated seats duh.
I have heated seats. I still like cloth better.
I have heated leather seats, and it's pretty damn cold here. I don't see what's so bad about them, even when I don't have the heat on.
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
I have heated leather seats, and it's pretty damn cold here. I don't see what's so bad about them, even when I don't have the heat on.
Aren't you in New York State? It never gets cold that far south.
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 08:40:14 AM
You know, every time I read your posts, I feel like running out and buying my wife something nice. :D
Love is a battlefield?
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 11:22:56 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
I have heated leather seats, and it's pretty damn cold here. I don't see what's so bad about them, even when I don't have the heat on.
Aren't you in New York State? It never gets cold that far south.
New Jersey, and I would think that 25 degrees is pretty damn cold.
:D
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 11:31:06 AM
New Jersey, and I would think that 25 degrees is pretty damn cold.
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 11:22:56 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 23, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
I have heated leather seats, and it's pretty damn cold here. I don't see what's so bad about them, even when I don't have the heat on.
Aren't you in New York State? It never gets cold that far south.
New Jersey, and I would think that 25 degrees is pretty damn cold.
You'd be wrong.
I drove this last week, Mono. It's a fun little car and I am sure your wife's friends and colleagues would be adequately impressed. :P
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vans-cars-leasing.info%2Fimages%2FMercedes-Benz-SLK.jpg&hash=781c55f681ca876781fbaf4d734525c13b8bc894)
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You know, every time I read your posts, I feel like running out and buying my wife something nice. :D
Her latest argument is that I owe her 10 year's worth of jewelry, as I didn't buy her any since we started dating. Therefore I should pay back in the form of a car. That is a false argument, as I did buy her a platinum wedding band at a cost of US$150. That has since appreciated in value. 8)
Quote from: Zanza2 on March 23, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
I drove this last week, Mono. It's a fun little car and I am sure your wife's friends and colleagues would be adequately impressed. :P
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vans-cars-leasing.info%2Fimages%2FMercedes-Benz-SLK.jpg&hash=781c55f681ca876781fbaf4d734525c13b8bc894)
I think some colleague of hers once drove her home in that. The words "why don't you guys buy a car" ringed in her ears as she got home.
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week. The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car. I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going. She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days.
That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her. And I'll be sitting there :o
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week. The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car. I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going. She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days.
That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her. And I'll be sitting there :o
How much is that trip gonna cost?
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How much is that trip gonna cost?
Think about it this way. If not Okinawa, she'll go somewhere else anyway. So, might as well take her to a place where she can drive. It may save me the money of buying a car. I have fought off her advances for two months already. There is only 1 year and 10 months left before she can rent in HK.
This is going to be the slowest fatall crash Japan has ever seen.
Next battle: what car to rent in Okinawa. I hope the Marines target all Mercedes and BMWs in next week's precision bombing exercises.
I recommend going to Japan. They have the only extant pre-dreadnought battleship in the world, aside from a few sunken wrecks.
I'm going to learn how to say "Take me to your battleship" in Japanese.
Quote from: Neil on March 23, 2009, 08:26:44 PM
I'm going to learn how to say "Take me to your battleship" in Japanese.
For some reason this made me laugh. :D
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week. The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car. I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going. She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days.
That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her. And I'll be sitting there :o
I have a friend there...tell her I said "Hi."
Quote from: Monoriu on March 23, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
Anyway, I am going to ship her to Okinawa next week. The good Japanese don't have shitty requirements that people must have two year's of driving experience before renting a car. I think that's the nearest place where they'll let her rent, so that's where we are going. She can then drive to her heart's content, for 4 days.
That'll be the first time she drive without a trainer/car dealer supervising her. And I'll be sitting there :o
lol flying to a foreign country so that you can rent a car for a few days.
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lol flying to a foreign country so that you can rent a car for a few days.
The things I do for love :wub:
So we've finally arrived in Okinawa. My wife's maiden car voyage was done in a foreign country, on an island she had never been to, on a highway, and at night.
HOW DO I TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTS OMG I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
How come the driving school didn't teach you that?
I LEARNED DRIVING IN A MERCEDES WITH AUTO LIGHT SENSORS NOT THIS POS CIVIC
WHY IS THE CAR GOING AT 100KM/HR
You're going downhill. Use the brakes or you'll have us both killed.
I THOUGHT WE ARE GOING UPHILL
Trust me, you're going downhill
WHY DOESN'T THE CAR TELL ME I'M GOING DOWNHILL OMG ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH