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Backyard Chickens - Yes or No?

Started by PRC, March 15, 2024, 05:58:52 PM

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Would you be okay with your neighbour having backyard chickens?

Yes
No

PRC

Quote from: Tamas on March 15, 2024, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Yeah the rooster goes up to the eggs and fertilizes them. It always made me wonder if bird porn would just be looking at eggs.

 :lol:  Stop messing with his over-urbanised head.

Those are the brown eggs in the grocery store.

Grey Fox

Yes.

When it comes to municipal elections, I am a single issue voter; wether they are pro allow backyard chickens.
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Valmy

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Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Yeah the rooster goes up to the eggs and fertilizes them. It always made me wonder if bird porn would just be looking at eggs.

:unsure:

Hush! That is totally how it works  :P

Quote from: PRC on March 15, 2024, 06:47:53 PMThose are the brown eggs in the grocery store.

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HVC

Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 07:09:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Yeah the rooster goes up to the eggs and fertilizes them. It always made me wonder if bird porn would just be looking at eggs.

:unsure:

Hush! That is totally how it works  :P

Don't forget they need to swim up a stream too!
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HVC

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 15, 2024, 06:48:39 PMYes.

When it comes to municipal elections, I am a single issue voter; wether they are pro allow backyard chickens.

Seriously quail. Plus they're delicious.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Grey Fox

Around here, you can rent chickens for the summer and fall. It's not that expensive.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

viper37

Quote from: Tamas on March 15, 2024, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Yeah the rooster goes up to the eggs and fertilizes them. It always made me wonder if bird porn would just be looking at eggs.

 :lol:  Stop messing with his over-urbanised head.
:lol:
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viper37

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 15, 2024, 06:48:39 PMYes.

When it comes to municipal elections, I am a single issue voter; wether they are pro allow backyard chickens.
Until they wake you up at 4:30 every summer days :sleep:
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

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grumbler

We have some around here, clipped.  They are free-range (cooping them seems cruel) and people have roosters to protect their chickens.  They'll generally stop anything smaller than a coyote, except weasels, from what I am told.
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Tonitrus

Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 15, 2024, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Yeah the rooster goes up to the eggs and fertilizes them. It always made me wonder if bird porn would just be looking at eggs.

:unsure:


Josquius

Absolutely yes. I'd pay to have such a neighbour. Beats the plastic loving trash I have now.
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celedhring

My grandmother used to keep chickens in her backyard (and she lived downtown) still can remember one of the roosters hurting me on the hand when I was little, the fucker.

She stopped doing it because she was growing too old to care after them, and supermarket poultry/eggs ultimately became so cheap.

crazy canuck

I would like to get one for our back yard.  But two things need to happen first.  Our dog goes to doggie heaven and we don't take anymore lengthy trips.

So years away, and by that time I will have found another excuse not to do it.

Josephus

Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 15, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 15, 2024, 06:15:41 PMYou can get eggs without roosters. Just no chicks.

No shit.  Did not know.

Basically chicken menstrual cycle. . Egg pops out, but (on average) once a day. Think of that next time you eat an omelet :D

You know what I think about? How many chickens we slaughter a day. I thought about this once at a resort in Cuba. At lunch time they were roasting about 12 chickens on a spit. I figured they were doing this on all the resorts along the beach. One beach. Imagine all the beaches on all the resorts of the world. Then imagine all the restaurants and homes. Then think about how we also eat their means of reproduction. It's amazing we havent' driven them to extinction.

(note this is not a tree-hugging lefty post. I love meat. Just pointing out).
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