Poll
Question:
Who is the Elderly Jew?
Option 1: The Wandering Jew (tm)
votes: 5
Option 2: A ghost of Jews harmed by my profiteering ancestors (Razgovory's option)
votes: 5
Option 3: A ghost of my boyfriend's ancestors, unhappy he is fucking a Pole
votes: 7
Option 4: Other (write in)
votes: 3
So, there is a mystery afoot.
Let me preface, I live about three bus stops from a large shopping gallery which connects to the Warsaw's central railway station, so it gets a lot of traffic (the trains from the station also go to the airport, Heathrow Express style).
I visit the mall frequently, as it is the closest one of that size to the place where I live, so I shop there, leave laundry there etc.
Now, about 5-6 months ago there, I have been sitting at one of the cafes there, minding my own business, on my iPad. Suddenly, a rather nice elderly man, in his 60s or 70s approached me. He was well dressed, was wearing glasses and long gray hair. He spoke English. He asked me if I liked the iPad, as he just got one for himself and was unsure how to use some functions, so we spent about 5 minutes talking where he asked me to show him how to do something on his iPad. I remember seeing his emails - they were all in Hebrew.
Eventually he thanked me and left.
Now, since then I have seen him about 10-12 times, in the same mall. I figured he may be traveling to Poland/Warsaw a lot, so it is not extraordinary (though a bit of coincidence). But... recently I saw him in a cafe just around the corner from where I live. And then again in a street nearby.
And that started the whole thought process. Is he stalking me? Am I the only one who sees him? Is he supernatural? Hence the poll. :tinfoil: :Joos:
You don't think it's possible that, by meeting the man, you now know what to look for and how to pick him out of a previously-unknown crowd of people?
He's been there all along, you've just never had reason to notice him before.
Quote from: Habbaku on September 18, 2011, 12:28:13 PM
You don't think it's possible that, by meeting the man, you now know what to look for and how to pick him out of a previously-unknown crowd of people?
He's been there all along, you've just never had reason to notice him before.
Clever. Or is it? :hmm:
Edit: Something someone trying to cover up the Wandering Jew(tm) conspiracy would say. :ph34r:
Quote from: Habbaku on September 18, 2011, 12:28:13 PM
You don't think it's possible that, by meeting the man, you now know what to look for and how to pick him out of a previously-unknown crowd of people?
He's been there all along, you've just never had reason to notice him before.
A Pole not picking out a Jew in a crowd of people? :hmm: Color me skeptical.
Why would the Wandering Jew choose to appear to Mart? :hmm:
Quote from: Caliga on September 18, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
Why would the Wandering Jew choose to appear to Mart? :hmm:
To warn him of the perdition that awaits?
Could be a ghost of all the jews the poles helped kill. He gave Mart the heebie-jeebies.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2011, 03:21:39 PM
Could be a ghost of all the jews the poles helped kill. He gave Mart the heebie-jeebies.
Vaginas do that as well.
Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2011, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2011, 03:21:39 PM
Could be a ghost of all the jews the poles helped kill. He gave Mart the heebie-jeebies.
Vaginas do that as well.
They have teeth.
Quote from: Martinus on September 18, 2011, 12:18:59 PM
Let me preface, I live about three bus stops from a large shopping gallery which connects to the Warsaw's central railway station, so it gets a lot of traffic (the trains from the station also go to the airport, Heathrow Express style).
I visit the mall frequently, as it is the closest one of that size to the place where I live, so I shop there, leave laundry there etc.
I know that mall and train station...marty and I may have seen each other at some point. :ph34r:
Quote from: alfred russel on September 18, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
I know that mall and train station...marty and I may have seen each other at some point. :ph34r:
Mart was that gay guy there.
Quote from: alfred russel on September 18, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 18, 2011, 12:18:59 PM
Let me preface, I live about three bus stops from a large shopping gallery which connects to the Warsaw's central railway station, so it gets a lot of traffic (the trains from the station also go to the airport, Heathrow Express style).
I visit the mall frequently, as it is the closest one of that size to the place where I live, so I shop there, leave laundry there etc.
I know that mall and train station...marty and I may have seen each other at some point. :ph34r:
The plot thickens. :ph34r:
Quote from: PDH on September 18, 2011, 03:43:30 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 18, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
I know that mall and train station...marty and I may have seen each other at some point. :ph34r:
Mart was that gay guy there.
:D
If he had emigrated from Poland he would have spoken Polish to you, not English.
Only Israelis use Hebrew script that I'm aware of.
So he's Israeli born, my guess is of Polish Holocaust survivors. Maybe in Poland trying to get back some family property.
It's seige in disguise. he's finally tracked you down.
I doubt it's Siege. Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.
Quote from: DGuller on September 18, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
I doubt it's Siege. Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.
personal vendetta. it's just taking him so long to implement his vengeance because he's trying to figure out a way to work a goat in there somehow.
:o Good point. Marty, I would be careful when drinking water from your apartment building's well, if I were you.
Quote from: DGuller on September 18, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
I doubt it's Siege. Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.
I don't get the impression Siege is dumb. He has to do some complex mathematics on the fly in his job. I respect that.
He doesn't think he's that bright, but I think it would be foolish to underestimate him.
Quote from: HVC on September 18, 2011, 04:55:35 PM
It's seige in disguise. he's finally tracked you down.
Did the old man unironically call Martinus a fag?
If not, then he's probably not Siege.
He's a sugar daddy wannabe.
It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.
Ghosts do love apple.
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on September 19, 2011, 04:50:56 AM
It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.
This would be a fun short story.
QuoteI have been sitting at one of the cafes there, minding my own business, on my iPad.
This is incorrect. You were ostentatiously attempting to be seen trying to be hip. Drama fagbitch attention whore toesucker.
I don't really get iPads. Laptops weigh, what, 8 pounds?
Of course, I'm one of the old people who still have a "desk-top kohm-pu-tor."
It's cheaper, smaller and weights less than a laptop. And a portable laptop would not be enough for me for gaming purposes, so I own a desktop iMac too - in this case getting an extra laptop would be an overkill.
Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.
And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.
Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.
Quote from: Siege on September 19, 2011, 09:15:55 AM
Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.
And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.
Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.
:lol:
Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.
I think he's much more clever than his forum persona. :yes:
FFS this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Are you fucking retarded?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 19, 2011, 09:21:08 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.
I think he's much more clever than his forum persona. :yes:
No, I'm definitively not very intelligent.
It is a fact.
Being able to do some math does not count as intelligence.
Quote from: Siege on September 19, 2011, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 19, 2011, 09:21:08 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.
I think he's much more clever than his forum persona. :yes:
No, I'm definitively not very intelligent.
It is a fact.
Being able to do some math does not count as intelligence.
Psssst. don't tell that to MENSA
Quote from: Siege on September 19, 2011, 09:26:52 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_4s5pmFL_ZlQ%2FSHyUUNJUk0I%2FAAAAAAAABKY%2F5v3MwF-FJWk%2Fs1600%2Fgay%2Btest.jpg&hash=e9b75df842e076f71110b298ea3767c40957ebe3)
Great pic. :lol:
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
FFS this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Are you fucking retarded?
What Marty said. Some of us are working here, geez.
Quote from: DGuller on September 19, 2011, 10:39:42 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
FFS this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Are you fucking retarded?
What Marty said. Some of us are working here, geez.
:lmfao:
Marti, your elderly friend is not alive.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lnrej3dz8P1qbj0fio1_500.gif&hash=42388718e28100d35efc1a0e3567ab57d11812e0)
He is in the cafe across the room from me right now. :ph34r:
So tap him on the shoulder and say "my fake internet friends and I have a bet on who you are and what you're doing in Warsaw. Would you mind settling it for us?"
"PS I'm gay."
So, did he kidnap you and shoot you execution style to death yet? :)
Quote from: DGuller on September 26, 2011, 08:29:32 AM
So, did he kidnap you and shoot you execution style to death yet? :)
wishful thinking :)
So Marty, did you fuck him yet?
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
FFS this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Are you fucking retarded?
Great, I missed the uproar. What was this over?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 27, 2011, 10:31:50 PM
So Marty, did you fuck him yet?
I don't fuck old. I'm a sugar daddy, not a boy toy.
Quote from: Habbaku on September 28, 2011, 01:25:49 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
FFS this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Are you fucking retarded?
Great, I missed the uproar. What was this over?
Moron Siegy pics, as usual.
But in the interests of fairness, I'm going to start deleting Marti's overly descriptive first-date posts as well. LULZ WE BOOF HAVE FOOT FETISHES AND CHATTED ABOUT GUYS WE WANTED TO FUCK IN ELEMENTARY SKOOL
It's only fair.