What are you eating?

[Admiral Yi]

Hummus at an Indian joint? 

[fhdz]

Hummus at an Indian joint? 

Yup. They have a couple of other Middle Eastern dishes, too. I think the owner is half Arab.

[Scipio]

My wife proposed that she make some chicken breasts stuffed with cream cheese, herbs, and topped with tomato chutney.

Then, she asked if she should thaw out some chicken breasts.  And how she should cook them.

So now I'm cooking dinner.  WTF.

[Eddie Teach]

There's a new Indian place right by my office that has great lamb korma.  But I'm dying to go back because they have a whole section of the menu devoted to Indian Chinese cuisine, which I've never had but intrigues me.

I thought you liked to cook the stuff yourself.

[Caliga]

 

[fhdz]

My wife proposed that she make some chicken breasts stuffed with cream cheese, herbs, and topped with tomato chutney.

Then, she asked if she should thaw out some chicken breasts.  And how she should cook them.

So now I'm cooking dinner.  WTF.

You've been married for how long now? And you just figured out she can't cook?

[Eddie Teach]

Pretty sure you've posted descriptions of how you've prepared some Indian dish several times.

[Caliga]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can make it as good as an Indian restaurant can.

[Admiral Yi]

The freakiest thing about an Indian kitchen is how they stick their hand all the way into that little clay oven.

[Caliga]

The freakiest thing about an Indian kitchen is how they stick their hand all the way into that little clay oven.

I thought they use some wooden paddle thing to put stuff in there and get it out.

[Admiral Yi]

The one time I watched a dude just jammed his mitt in there.

[MadImmortalMan]

Mrs. MIM went to some new Japanese crepe joint this evening. I wasn't hungry but whatever. She gave me a crepe with green tea ice cream in it. What is this foul nonsense. It's awful. I had to wash my mouth out with scotch.

[Admiral Yi]

Pond scum is something I never acquired the taste for either.

[garbon]

I really dislike green tea.

[Ed Anger]

An order of breadsticks from Little Caesars.

There, you eviropukes. No meat.