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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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Tamas

#13845
December 06, 2022, 04:55:12 AM
It's fake anyhow.

Eddie Teach

#13846
December 06, 2022, 07:14:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on December 06, 2022, 04:55:12 AMIt's fake anyhow.

Every party has a pooper.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#13847
December 06, 2022, 12:51:03 PM
Quote from: Tamas on December 06, 2022, 04:55:12 AMIt's fake anyhow.

What? Something on the internet is fake? I don't know what to believe anymore.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

#13848
December 06, 2022, 12:59:18 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

viper37

#13849
December 06, 2022, 05:50:06 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 06, 2022, 12:59:18 PM
Sure, nothing like that ever happened before today.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Darth Wagtaros

#13850
December 06, 2022, 07:01:32 PM
Was Evil Ruling This World when the Axis was killing people by the million or was that only when teh Gayz got married?
PDH!

Razgovory

#13851
December 06, 2022, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 06, 2022, 12:59:18 PM

I'm sure most women want crowds of strangers following them to their cars.  Strangers in cars hovering over children waiting the bus is not likely to go over well either.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#13852
December 07, 2022, 01:27:57 AM
I find this constant fear fascinating. John Oliver recently looked at how media reports about crime skew perceptions of it.

I remember, 10 or so years ago, I mentioned to my sister that if I were to visit them I might take a stop in NYC to see the city. Response: "What do you want there? You want to get shot?" And she was not hyperbolic.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#13853
December 07, 2022, 01:32:27 AM
On that note, a colleague (he's Croat/Bosnian mix) traveled to NYC recently and got the cheapest Airbnb possible. He said it was in a really shitty part of Manhattan, with druggies and hobos roaming around, etc. Their landlord had forgot to deposit the keys, so they had to wait for an hour or two. During that time, some sketchy looking locals gathered around the two strangers, but they ended up having an impromptu little party with tequila and beer and praising him and his friend as "tough mofos" when they realized they were from ex-Yugoslavia.  :lol:

He showed some pictures and it looked fun if sketchy a.f. :D
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#13854
December 07, 2022, 02:47:00 AM
And that's when the CHUDs came at him.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#13855
December 07, 2022, 02:47:49 AM
Too much is happening now.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#13856
December 07, 2022, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on December 07, 2022, 02:47:49 AMToo much is happening now.
My schedule is open.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#13857
December 07, 2022, 02:53:22 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 07, 2022, 02:47:00 AMAnd that's when the CHUDs came at him.
:lol:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#13858
December 07, 2022, 09:10:04 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 07, 2022, 02:47:00 AMAnd that's when the CHUDs came at him.
Was Bud there?  :w00t:
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grumbler

#13859
December 07, 2022, 09:28:34 AM
Quote from: viper37 on December 06, 2022, 05:50:06 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 06, 2022, 12:59:18 PM(snip)
Sure, nothing like that ever happened before today.

This was probably first sent out 20 years ago, with the details of the triggering crime changed to be more up-to-date.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!
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