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Started by Syt, October 19, 2019, 04:02:55 AM

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Valmy

Quote from: Jacob on September 21, 2022, 12:04:01 PMFranconians aren
Quote from: HVC on September 21, 2022, 11:40:02 AMOh no, you've invented super French :ph34r:

Franconians aren't French though?

They are Franks who ended up on the east side of the Rhine. The French are Franks who ended up on the west side. More or less.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Richard Hakluyt

Yeah, I mean the French are not really French yet in 867.

Josquius

Quote from: Sheilbh on September 21, 2022, 11:54:23 AM
Quote from: HVC on September 21, 2022, 11:40:02 AMOh no, you've invented super French :ph34r:
Jos's worst nightmare :ph34r:

I dunno, get them speaking a more Germanic language and maybe I'd have to find a new hate reciprocal.

Or is that their entire problem in the first place? :hmm:
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Syt

Seems like a bargain considering he killed the King of East Francia and a 5 year old is now in charge there. :D

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Syt

Btw, I feel the game needs longer name lists. The number of repeated names for French characters is ridiculous, at least. And when you have two King Carlomans at some point (West Francia and Lotharingia) popping up in the same event it gets "a bit" messy. :rolleyes:
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Maladict

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 22, 2022, 12:22:09 AMYeah, I mean the French are not really French yet in 867.

Interesting thought, when did the French get really French?

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Syt on September 20, 2022, 01:01:14 PMI petitioned my King to intercede in the war on my behalf. Which he did! :w00t:

Wait, a minute. I didn't know this was possible as a vassal (and I haven't seen any of my vassals ask for my intervention). How does it work?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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Syt

#1057
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 23, 2022, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 20, 2022, 01:01:14 PMI petitioned my King to intercede in the war on my behalf. Which he did! :w00t:

Wait, a minute. I didn't know this was possible as a vassal (and I haven't seen any of my vassals ask for my intervention). How does it work?

Check the petitions list in the royal court, it gives you the requirements. I think you must be losing by at least 25%?

EDIT: here's the requirements:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

I installed CK2 again yesterday to give it a spin, maybe play in a randomized world.

First impression: "Shit, doesn't have UI scaling on by default."

Second impression: "Oh man, this is all so familiar, yay. :) "

Third impression: "Fuck, what is this interface? Where do I find ... and what is ... ? What does this do? And is this important? Aaaargh! :wacko: "

I think I'll stick to CK3 and mods for now. :lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#1059
I can easily stick to CK2 since I haven't played CK3 yet.

But my son has. He freaking loves all Paradox games. What a nerd  :lol: :wub:

He had to make a poster to introduce himself at school and he said his middle name means "son of Rollo" because he is descended from Rollo, Duke of Normandy and then he drew an alt-history map.  What have I created?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tamas

Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2022, 10:55:36 AMI can easily stick to CK2 since I haven't played CK3 yet.

But my son has. He freaking loves all Paradox games. What a nerd  :lol: :wub:

He had to make a poster to introduce himself at school and he said his middle name means "son of Rollo" because he is descended from Rollo, Duke of Normandy and then he drew an alt-history map.  What have I created?

 :lol:  Well done Valmy, well done.

Maladict


jimmy olsen

Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2022, 10:55:36 AMI can easily stick to CK2 since I haven't played CK3 yet.

But my son has. He freaking loves all Paradox games. What a nerd  :lol: :wub:

He had to make a poster to introduce himself at school and he said his middle name means "son of Rollo" because he is descended from Rollo, Duke of Normandy and then he drew an alt-history map.  What have I created?

Introduce him to

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Zanza

Quote from: Valmy on September 24, 2022, 10:55:36 AMI can easily stick to CK2 since I haven't played CK3 yet.

But my son has. He freaking loves all Paradox games. What a nerd  :lol: :wub:

He had to make a poster to introduce himself at school and he said his middle name means "son of Rollo" because he is descended from Rollo, Duke of Normandy and then he drew an alt-history map.  What have I created?
That's the spirit!  :thumbsup: