Hello I AM Daniel Charlemagne the Jewish Messiah and my purpose is to inform you that I am aware of everything that is going on around the world and soon I will make my public appearance and together we can stop this nonsense for once and for all ! I have been on planet earth now for 33 years and sincerely I am disgusted with the way the mindset of the human race is so deluded in purpose by the authorities and that has to improve, I mean there are so many ways to be happy and somehow we put a price tag on happiness when it was supposed to be a major accomplishment by everyone but they decide to trade it for unworthy things so no wonder why everything seem chaotic . Love and peace can rule the whole planet earth and through GODs light WE will make it happen!
SHALOM
Unless it has been sent to all e-mail accounts of the world, it is fake.
new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case
"God is my Judge Man the Great" or "God is my Judge Warrior the Great" eh?
Also, judging by the email, I feel he is not quite my cup of tea as a potential messiah.
In Jerusalem there is an entire mental hospital full of people who declare themselves the messiah - I've often thought it would be hilarious if the real one appeared, and was put in there with all the others!
Quote from: Malthus on August 13, 2019, 07:46:14 AM
In Jerusalem there is an entire mental hospital full of people who declare themselves the messiah - I've often thought it would be hilarious if the real one appeared, and was put in there with all the others!
Dostoevsky did it first.
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy?
Quote from: HVC on August 13, 2019, 07:15:15 AM
new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case
Jewish Messiah, dude. Unless you plan on nailing him, crucifixes not necessary
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on August 13, 2019, 08:12:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 13, 2019, 07:46:14 AM
In Jerusalem there is an entire mental hospital full of people who declare themselves the messiah - I've often thought it would be hilarious if the real one appeared, and was put in there with all the others!
Dostoevsky did it first.
the legend of the grand inquisitor?
Quote from: Josephus on August 13, 2019, 09:03:26 AM
Quote from: HVC on August 13, 2019, 07:15:15 AM
new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case
Jewish Messiah, dude. Unless you plan on nailing him, crucifixes not necessary
Jesus started off as a jewish messiah too. not his fault some greeks and romans decided to shake things up :D
Quote from: Josephus on August 13, 2019, 09:03:26 AM
Quote from: HVC on August 13, 2019, 07:15:15 AM
new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case
Jewish Messiah, dude. Unless you plan on nailing him, crucifixes not necessary
Christianity completely buggered up the messiah notion. I want a king who goes around rescuing people, dagnabit! Not some hippy crap about love and redemption. :D
Quote from: Malthus on August 13, 2019, 07:46:14 AM
In Jerusalem there is an entire mental hospital full of people who declare themselves the messiah - I've often thought it would be hilarious if the real one appeared, and was put in there with all the others!
is it the messiah complex
Quote from: The Brain on August 13, 2019, 10:21:07 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 13, 2019, 07:46:14 AM
In Jerusalem there is an entire mental hospital full of people who declare themselves the messiah - I've often thought it would be hilarious if the real one appeared, and was put in there with all the others!
is it the messiah complex
:lmfao:
The spam I receive is much less funny. :(
QuoteHello!
I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.
I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.
If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.
I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.
Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.
I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.
I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.
If you want to prevent this,
transfer the amount of $500 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin").
My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is: [REDACTED by Syt]
After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.
Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address.
I do not make any mistakes.
If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.
Best regards!
Oh, that was you? You're disgusting, Syt. :yucky:
Somebody has been watching Black Mirror.
Syt sure likes his COBI. :x
Quote from: Syt on August 13, 2019, 11:28:37 AM
The spam I receive is much less funny. :(
Dunno, that's pretty funny. Better than the fifth version of the Nigerian prince.
Quote from: grumbler on August 13, 2019, 03:26:11 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 13, 2019, 11:28:37 AM
The spam I receive is much less funny. :(
Dunno, that's pretty funny. Better than the fifth version of the Nigerian prince.
Being a
real Nigerian prince must suck, when attempting to arrange international banking. :D
I mean, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi was an accountant before he became a king ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adeyeye_Enitan_Ogunwusi
Quote from: Josephus on August 13, 2019, 09:03:26 AM
Quote from: HVC on August 13, 2019, 07:15:15 AM
new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case
Jewish Messiah, dude. Unless you plan on nailing him, crucifixes not necessary
Hott.
Ooooh!
QuoteEuropean Commission
288 Boulevard Saint-Germain, 75007 Paris.
Communication and Information Unit/R4
BREY 13/ 092 B - 1049 Brussels (Belgium)
We bring to your notice the decision by the board of trustees of The European Union to choose you as one of the numerous recipients of a funds donation which is one of our project in helping resolve financial problem around the world, such as finance of businesses, personal problem concerning health, educational, business investment etc. this will enable the promotion of growth, enhance good living condition and creating new opportunities for people around the world.
We are giving out a yearly donation of ?285,000.00 (two hundred and eighty-five thousand Euros) to 250 lucky recipients who have been selected from over 192 countries, 850,000 website directories all over the globe, as funding /aid grant from the European Union Commission, the United Nation. 80% of our funding goes mostly to help in resolving the migrant situation all around the world especially African and Asian countries. We chose to engage directly with individual due to the fact that most Govt. and NGO we used aren't doing a very good job in the distribution, of funds, there is still enormous poverty and the migrant situation is at its peak, as a matter of fact funds doesn't get to the intended recipient.
Please you are advised to respond with a cue to providing you our payment office close to your region so as to enable you receive the draft funds.
Thank you and my congratulations!!
Mrs.Thompson.
Information Officer and Coordinator.
Congrats!
Thanks. :)
Mr. Thompson must be so proud his wife has reached such a prominent place in the bureaucracy.
You need to reply and see what you can get them to do