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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Viking on March 13, 2009, 03:02:59 PM

Title: Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk winds up in Ramallah
Post by: Viking on March 13, 2009, 03:02:59 PM
This has got to be the perfect non-gay Languish story. All strippers and Israel Palestine shit. Sorry no pics so far.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3685902,00.html (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3685902,00.html)

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Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk, wakes up in Ramallah

Young Israeli woman found intoxicated and disoriented in Ramallah street, returned to Israel by local security forces
Efrat Weiss

A young Israeli woman who works as a stripper was found intoxicated in Ramallah Friday morning, and returned to Israel with the aid of the Palestinian security sources. She was handed over to the police.



Palestinians called the offices of the Civil Administration Friday morning and reported that an Israeli woman in her twenties was seen at the heart of town. "They said that she didn't quite understand what was going on," said Major Shadi Seif of the Ramallah District Coordination Office.



The IDF immediately alerted a police unit to the nearest checkpoint, and within 10 minutes the woman was brought to the place by the Palestinian officers.



"She smelled of alcohol, was confused and said that she left a strip club in Tel Aviv last night and got into a car with several men. She doesn't remember anything that happened after that, only that she woke up this morning in Ramallah, and even this she only found out after several minutes," Seif said.



According to the major, while the incident seemed to be of a criminal nature, "this could have ended up in a disaster – kidnapping and murder." He noted that in most cases Israeli citizens enter Palestinian cities by mistake, due too navigational errors or faulty signposts.



Following the incident the IDF reiterated that Israelis were strictly forbidden from entering A territories and that entering B territories is also deemed dangerous and should be avoided.
Title: Re: Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk winds up in Ramallah
Post by: DisturbedPervert on March 13, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
It'll be the perfect story once the IDF blows the fuck out of the dudes responsible. 
Title: Re: Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk winds up in Ramallah
Post by: lustindarkness on March 13, 2009, 03:24:37 PM
I wonder if it is already on one of those youtube type pron sites.  :-\
Title: Re: Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk winds up in Ramallah
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2009, 03:50:07 PM
Siege, keep your woman under control.
Title: Re: Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk winds up in Ramallah
Post by: saskganesh on March 13, 2009, 03:58:55 PM
its gonna be funny when it turns out that the johns were IDF guys who dumped her there.