Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

[CountDeMoney]

Jethro Tull?  What the fuck.  There's no flutes in rock music, dumbass.  Might as well play some Joan Baez.

[Ed Anger]

Jethro Tull?  What the fuck.  There's no flutes in rock music, dumbass.  Might as well play some Joan Baez.

Go back to putting bows on your cat.

[CountDeMoney]

Go back to putting bows on your cat.

She went as Princess Leia this Halloween.  Not cokehead bikini ROTJ Leia, but danishes-strapped-to-the-head Episode IV Leia.

[CountDeMoney]

[DGuller]

How many pairs of your shoes had urine in them the next day?

[CountDeMoney]

Shaking the jar of Pounce always makes the abuse go away.

[Ed Anger]

If looks could kill.....

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, you see those ears?  That's for when she's about to go supersonic. 

[Ed Anger]

Like an F-111.

[Grey Fox]

Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?

[sbr]

Depends on how old they are mostly.

[Grey Fox]

16months & 3½ years old.

[Barrister]

Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?

It's the only time they're still enough to actually look at them.

So no.

[sbr]

I did a bit when they were very tiny, but my oldest slept about as soundly as I do.  When ever you got within a foot or two of the bedroom door she would wake up and resist going back to sleep. 

That broke me of the habit pretty quick, though I can understand why someone would.

[Jacob]

Do you ever just go watch your kids sleep?

Am I weird for that?

Not weird at all. Kids and dogs are perfect angels when they sleep.