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15 Things Gay Men Need To Stop Doing

Started by garbon, June 01, 2013, 09:56:14 PM

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garbon

For Marti, with love. :hug:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/15-things-gay-men-need-to-stop-doing/#haYSL6zxRg73yiym.01

Quote1) Having an irrational fear of effeminacy in guys. It's basically misplaced misogyny. I know we all have things we're attracted to, but there's a big difference between being attracted to masculine guys and being disgusted by so-called "queens," so take note all you people who write "No Fems/Queens/Fashion Divas" in your profiles. Why without queens, this world would be an undecorated, deeply boring and highly uninspired place!

2) Describing yourself as "straight-acting." What does that even mean? You S the D, right? WELP THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ACTING ABOUT THAT AS FAR AS I AM AWARE.

3) Trying to fit some magical ideal of gay male beauty. I always get so sad when I see gay men who aren't able to express themselves the way they should because they are so wrapped up in being just like all the other gays. You know — the gay clones. I don't blame you, though. We do what we have to to gain acceptance. There was a period where I fully believed that if I did not wear an Abercrombie t-shirt that no gay man would ever find me attractive or want to date me. All the gays wore Abercrombie, so I felt like if I wanted acceptance, so should I. Right?

4) Using the world "masculine" as a primary self descriptor. Is there nothing else to you but that?

5) Using Grindr ACROSS MULTIPLE DEVICES. You open up your Grindr and there he is — twice. Gurl. You only need to use Grindr on one device. Having it on two does NOT expand your radius/increase your chances!

6) And speaking of Grindr, no more iPad bathroom mirror pics pls.

7) You've seen this one before. "Not into black guys, sorry." Or "Only into other fit hot white dudes." Um, problematic? And of course that leads to the following: can we stop justifying our distaste for other brown bodies with the phrase "it's not racist, it's just a preference"? Because like, if you have to preface what you're saying with "it's not racist" then it is definitely racist!

8) Getting mad or defensive if somebody calls you "girl" or "gurl." Yes, I know you have a penis and yes I know you are not a girl you party pooping sour puss. Gay men calling each other "girl" is a term of affection, not unlike how all those hot straight white guys roaming free call each other bro.

9) Saying, "We don't want to marry. We just want to fuck." I know that marriage isn't for everyone, and everyone is certainly entitled to their own opinion. I'm not even going to say something moralistic like gay men need to tone it down with the promiscuous, sexual rhetoric. You should be getting laid every second of every day if that's your thing! But let's not forget that our gay brothers out there would really benefit from having the same rights and privileges as straight couples. It's like the gay rhetoric used against anti-gay people: if you don't want to get gay married, don't marry a gay. Let's not rain on other people's chance to do so.

10) Worrying about things you do that are "too gay." Also? Saying you "hate" gay culture. You don't "do" drag queens because they "scare" you. You want to find someone nice and normal who isn't in the scene. What are we all so afraid of?

11) FAKE TANNING. I don't have anything against tanning per se BUT there are certain kinds of tans that are just unacceptable — like the ones that come out of a bottle! I need you to not rub off on my sheets k thanks. This is a lesson I would like to extend to all people in society. Your skin color should not be coming out of a bottle, and if you're going to get tan at least make sure your booty is the same color as the rest of you!

12) Uploading shirtless photos to Facebook. Yes I said it!

13) Can we cut it out with the gay inches? You gays know what I mean — saying in gay social networking spaces that your piece is eight full inches!! There is no way that every gay man on the earth has such a promised, magical wand.

14) Hating other gay men.

15) Hating ourselves.
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garbon

Quote from: Neil on June 01, 2013, 10:04:56 PM
16. Breathing.

Oh I don't know, choke play has always seemed like a big commitment...like you'd need trust and all that.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

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Martinus

#5
Sounds like someone who has been rejected too many times on grindr.

Reminds me of those "fat is beautiful" posts by fat chicks and loser guys who cannot get good looking girls.

DontSayBanana

Executive summary: not embracing queeniess is self-loathing.  As is rejecting marriage.

Methinks Mart is on to something here.

EDIT: And author's definitely shy of 8 inches.  That's not exactly horse equipment.
Experience bij!

garbon

So, I'll disagree with both of you. I can't really think of why a person would need to write "No fats, no fems" or "Only into white guys, sorry" on their profiles. Are people being spammed with a flurry of messages from those they consider undesirable?  I don't think that one would generally turn down a fat person, at say a bar, by rudely commenting that you don't like fat people - so why should it be done online?

He's totally spot on regarding the 8 inches. Most men are not 8 inches but the net might make you think differently. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Viking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Actual mean penis size is between 5.1 and 5.9 inches.

Though, apparently gays have large ones...
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

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Quote from: Viking on June 02, 2013, 03:54:34 PM
Though, apparently gays have large ones...

Viking's study found that guys who are willing to show him their dicks are more likely to be gay and/or large.
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Viking

#10
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 02, 2013, 04:28:45 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 02, 2013, 03:54:34 PM
Though, apparently gays have large ones...

Viking's study found that guys who are willing to show him their dicks are more likely to be gay and/or large.

Utrecht University did the study.

Edit: and to be honest, I can see no reason why gheys would not be horny for a sexy beast as myself.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Neil

Quote from: garbon on June 02, 2013, 03:35:02 PM
I don't think that one would generally turn down a fat person, at say a bar, by rudely commenting that you don't like fat people - so why should it be done online?
Really?  That totally sounds like something you would do, unless maybe the fat guy was really rich.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Grallon

:lol:


This list is all about superficiality - something many gays do know intimately.



G.
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QuoteAnd of course that leads to the following: can we stop justifying our distaste for other brown bodies with the phrase "it's not racist, it's just a preference"? Because like, if you have to preface what you're saying with "it's not racist" then it is definitely racist!

In an article filled with brilliance, this particular nugget stands out above the rest.

garbon

Quote from: Neil on June 02, 2013, 05:18:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 02, 2013, 03:35:02 PM
I don't think that one would generally turn down a fat person, at say a bar, by rudely commenting that you don't like fat people - so why should it be done online?
Really?  That totally sounds like something you would do, unless maybe the fat guy was really rich.

Well you don't know me that well. :)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.