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Started by Martinus, May 30, 2013, 01:14:04 AM

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Valmy

#15
May 30, 2013, 07:49:00 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2013, 07:53:20 AM by Valmy
Man I am so glad that little baby somehow survived being put in a freezer for an hour.  That father should be locked up for awhile for that.

That other story is just bizarre.  There were dozens of people there and nobody knew how to swim and they all went to a river for recreation?  At least one kid was able to be saved, they didn't go into detail how that happened though.
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#16
May 30, 2013, 08:05:50 AM
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#17
May 30, 2013, 08:08:28 AM
It's times like this I'm glad that Martinus isn't actually a lawyer.  Who knows what kind of damage he could cause if his idiocy were empowered by membership in that sick cult.
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crazy canuck

#18
May 30, 2013, 11:35:59 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 30, 2013, 02:46:42 AM
These were legal guardians of these kids. They couldnt swim and took non-swimming kids to play in a river. I don't know about your swamp, but here this constitutes reckless endangerment.

We know have some greater insight into why you are.... well you.  It turns out that the law in Poland (here I am making the very generous assumption that you are in fact legally trained and your comments reflect some understanding of the law in Poland) requires guardians to not expose children to any risk.  As a result you have been locked in a padded room sealed within a plastic bubble for most of your life.

It does explain much.

The Brain

#19
May 30, 2013, 11:48:29 AM
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#20
May 30, 2013, 11:50:45 AM
You none swimmers need to learn to swim.
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PRC

#21
May 30, 2013, 11:51:07 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 30, 2013, 02:29:02 AM
I can't swim either. Should I go to jail if I see somebody drowning and I don't go drown with him/her?

Budapest has some great bathhouses!

crazy canuck

#22
May 30, 2013, 11:56:24 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 30, 2013, 07:49:00 AM
That other story is just bizarre.  There were dozens of people there and nobody knew how to swim and they all went to a river for recreation? 

Read the story again.  They went to a sandbar they know well for a barbaque.  People do that all the time - on beaches, rivers, lakes etc.  You dont need to know how to swim to do that.  Some of the kids wondered off and tragically fell into a sink hole none of them knew about.

Only a person trained in Polish law* would equate that to intentionally putting a baby in a freezer.

*or so it is claimed.

garbon

#23
May 30, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
There was someone I work with who can't swim who came to the beach with us. Also, we tried to see if he could try and float and he failed miserably.
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#24
May 30, 2013, 11:57:17 AM
Tamas is too cool to swim or dance.
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crazy canuck

#25
May 30, 2013, 11:57:28 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 30, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
There was someone I work with who can't swim who came to the beach with us. Also, we tried to see if he could try and float and he failed miserably.

So not a witch?

Malthus

#26
May 30, 2013, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 30, 2013, 11:57:28 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 30, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
There was someone I work with who can't swim who came to the beach with us. Also, we tried to see if he could try and float and he failed miserably.

So not a witch?

Works with garbon. I'm betting on "witch".  :P
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#27
May 30, 2013, 06:39:30 PM
Quote from: PRC on May 30, 2013, 11:51:07 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 30, 2013, 02:29:02 AM
I can't swim either. Should I go to jail if I see somebody drowning and I don't go drown with him/her?

Budapest has some great bathhouses!

Indeed it does  :cool:

Razgovory

#28
May 30, 2013, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 30, 2013, 08:08:28 AM
It's times like this I'm glad that Martinus isn't actually a lawyer.  Who knows what kind of damage he could cause if his idiocy were empowered by membership in that sick cult.

I thought about telling the guy from Mediacom "After consulting a lawyer, I was advised to light your building on fire".  I decided this was not the most productive avenue of discussion.
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Razgovory

#29
May 30, 2013, 07:48:36 PM
By the way, was I the only one confused by the Icelander's link and it's relationship to putting children in freezers and watching people drown?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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