Kettle that looks like Hitler brews trouble for JCPenney

Started by Syt, May 28, 2013, 11:56:20 AM

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derspiess

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Ed Anger

I wanted to teach my kids to salute the teapot.  :cry:
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Razgovory

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 29, 2013, 06:22:21 PM
I wanted to teach my kids to salute the teapot.  :cry:

You can start them off with saluting the gravy boat and work your way up.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Heh, I have a couple gravy boats.  THEY'RE MOORED ON GRAVY BOAT ROW

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney


Razgovory

I've been kinda on vacation.  Not posting and not reading a lot of threads.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2013, 09:35:51 PM
Heh, I have a couple gravy boats.  THEY'RE MOORED ON GRAVY BOAT ROW

The Bismarck and Prinz Eugen. WHERE IS YOUR HOOD NOW?
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fhdz

Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2013, 09:35:51 PM
Heh, I have a couple gravy boats.  THEY'RE MOORED ON GRAVY BOAT ROW

My basically-brother-in-law and I came up with an idea for a company that sells household items emblazoned with goofy shit. One of our "products" was a gravy boat that has "we're going to need a bigger boat" stenciled on it.
and the horse you rode in on

DontSayBanana

Quote from: HVC on May 29, 2013, 01:54:38 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 29, 2013, 11:29:54 AM
Quote from: Barrister on May 29, 2013, 10:03:32 AM
I'm reading that it sold out shortly after it went viral.

http://business.time.com/2013/05/29/jcpenneys-hitler-tea-kettle-sells-out-online/
1. Make product that vaguely looks like Hitler.
2. Create huge billboard for the product and post a picture on Reddit, Tumblr etc.
3. PROFIT.
i smell an opportunity for Languish Inc.!

Our flagship product could be a matching pot and kettle set. :P
Experience bij!