Moore Oklahoma Obliterated by F5 Tornado, 24 dead, at least 9 of them kids

[garbon]

If something like that happens here and I get interviewed I'm so using that line.

"Barack Obama does not care about white people." 

That would be awesome. Wear your "Languish.org" ball cap with the customary "Das Reich" t-shirt.

I think his shirt needs to say either "Can I be: Ottoman Empire?" or "FU Jaron"

[11B4V]

If something like that happens here and I get interviewed I'm so using that line.

"Barack Obama does not care about white people." 

That would be awesome. Wear your "Languish.org" ball cap with the customary "Das Reich" t-shirt.

I think his shirt needs to say either "Can I be: Ottoman Empire?" or "FU Jaron"

Either way the IRS will target him for an audit for that interview.

[Caliga]

NVM.

[Neil]

NVM.

Quit cheating on your taxes.

[mongers]

If something like that happens here and I get interviewed I'm so using that line.

"Barack Obama does not care about white people." 

That would be awesome. Wear your "Languish.org" ball cap with the customary "Das Reich" t-shirt.

I think his shirt needs to say either "Can I be: Ottoman Empire?" or "FU Jaron"

Gaby, you know that's a challenge; kudos to the first languishite to appear on tv news with an 'appropriate' t-shirt.   

[Caliga]

Yeah, it'd be either that or shout "BABA BOOEY!"

[garbon]

If something like that happens here and I get interviewed I'm so using that line.

"Barack Obama does not care about white people." 

That would be awesome. Wear your "Languish.org" ball cap with the customary "Das Reich" t-shirt.

I think his shirt needs to say either "Can I be: Ottoman Empire?" or "FU Jaron"

Gaby, you know that's a challenge; kudos to the first languishite to appear on tv news with an 'appropriate' t-shirt.   

I wanted to cafe press us some of the former shirt design back in the day.

[garbon]

Also as Seeds loves the local news circuit, I'd suggest he's a likely candidate. Better than standing around awkwardly in a bunny costume.

[mongers]

If something like that happens here and I get interviewed I'm so using that line.

"Barack Obama does not care about white people." 

That would be awesome. Wear your "Languish.org" ball cap with the customary "Das Reich" t-shirt.

I think his shirt needs to say either "Can I be: Ottoman Empire?" or "FU Jaron"

Gaby, you know that's a challenge; kudos to the first languishite to appear on tv news with an 'appropriate' t-shirt.   

I wanted to cafe press us some of the former shirt design back in the day.

Yeah, I'm sure you could do a nice job on them. 

[CountDeMoney]

Also as Seeds loves the local news circuit, I'd suggest he's a likely candidate. Better than standing around awkwardly in a bunny costume.

Hey now.

LEGALIZE EASTER BASKET GRASS NOW

No basket grass, no peace.

[jimmy olsen]

At least 37 dead

[CountDeMoney]

Everything bad that happens is because of global warming!  Even though we recently found out that it's not really happening much

Keep listening to Glenn Beck, and let us know when a twister lands your goofy ass in Oz.

[mongers]

51 dead.

[Phillip V]

These teachers (and at least two schools) got fucked up. God bless them.



http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/tornado-oklahoma.html

[CountDeMoney]

These teachers (and at least two schools) got fucked up. God bless them.

Tornadoes are the hand of God, sent to destroy the evil of teacher's unions.  They're like really big AR-15-wielding crazies.