2016 elections - because it's never too early

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LaCroix

#20550
December 14, 2016, 02:36:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 14, 2016, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on December 14, 2016, 02:28:17 PM
derspeiss should feel ASHAMED

I don't really think we need you acting in such a manner. :mellow:

seriously? after a "how dare you find something funny that I don't find funny" post????

Valmy

#20551
December 14, 2016, 02:38:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 14, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
That's both hilarious and sad.

I see another reset button coming!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#20552
December 14, 2016, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on December 14, 2016, 02:36:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 14, 2016, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on December 14, 2016, 02:28:17 PM
derspeiss should feel ASHAMED

I don't really think we need you acting in such a manner. :mellow:

seriously? after a "how dare you find something funny that I don't find funny" post????

No one said that so try again.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#20553
December 14, 2016, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 14, 2016, 02:38:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 14, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
That's both hilarious and sad.

I see another reset button coming!

A larger reset button this time.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Jacob

#20554
December 14, 2016, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 14, 2016, 02:59:29 PM
A larger reset button this time.

Hopefully they don't confuse the buttons.

Razgovory

#20555
December 14, 2016, 03:29:58 PM
Let's hope he doesn't hit the "spy on my enemies for me" button.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#20556
December 14, 2016, 04:11:32 PM
Wonder what Huma's plans are.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#20557
December 14, 2016, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 14, 2016, 04:11:32 PM
Wonder what Huma's plans are.

Probably just get close enough to stab them with the Dragonlance. That is what he always does.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#20558
December 14, 2016, 04:28:22 PM
:unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#20560
December 14, 2016, 05:16:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 14, 2016, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 14, 2016, 04:11:32 PM
Wonder what Huma's plans are.

Probably just get close enough to stab them with the Dragonlance. That is what he always does.

I got it.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

celedhring

#20561
December 14, 2016, 05:26:44 PM Last Edit: December 14, 2016, 05:28:17 PM by celedhring
God, the sex joke about Huma, riding dragons and grabbing Dragonlances is just at my fingertips. But I must be strong.

Ed Anger

#20562
December 14, 2016, 05:30:52 PM
Quote from: celedhring on December 14, 2016, 05:26:44 PM
God, the sex joke about Huma, riding dragons and grabbing Dragonlances is just at my fingertips. But I must be strong.

No, young padawan. Come to the dark side.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jacob

#20563
December 14, 2016, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2016, 05:30:52 PM
Quote from: celedhring on December 14, 2016, 05:26:44 PM
God, the sex joke about Huma, riding dragons and grabbing Dragonlances is just at my fingertips. But I must be strong.

No, young padawan. Come to the dark side.

Danger, Celedh! Danger!

garbon

#20564
December 14, 2016, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Jacob on December 14, 2016, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 14, 2016, 05:30:52 PM
Quote from: celedhring on December 14, 2016, 05:26:44 PM
God, the sex joke about Huma, riding dragons and grabbing Dragonlances is just at my fingertips. But I must be strong.

No, young padawan. Come to the dark side.

Danger, Celedh! Danger!

At first I read that as ceilidh and I thought: yes, those can be dangerous, particularly for the nonathletic and/or drunk. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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