Things were better when....

[Berkut]

Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.

[Ed Anger]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

I like the term.

Of course you would, you old queen.

[Maximus]

and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.

If by that you mean people who have music samples as ringtones, I wholeheartedly agree.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.

Was it ever different????

[Ed Anger]

Mother of God...

A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.

[Caliga]

Can't be worse than the Dukes of Hazzard remake.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Mother of God...

A planned Buckaroo Banzai TV series. JUST RAPE ME SOME MORE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.

as the bearer of this awful news it falls upon you to commit suicide.

[PDH]

Heck, I am old as dirt, and I never recall encountering any metal when licking off the tops of my Swiss Miss pudding.

You are as old as dirt when you remember that they were not from Swiss Miss, but instead were called "Snack Packs" and, yes, butterscotch was the finest pudding in a can ever.

[Ed Anger]

Remember metal lunchboxes? Those were cool.

I still have my Star Wars and Space:1999 lunchboxes.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I wish I had mine.  Pac-Man was cool.

[Ed Anger]

[Darth Wagtaros]

[PDH]

I had a "Big Rig Express" Lunchbox when CBs were all the rage.  Damn I miss that one, with the driver, later named "Big Jim Anus" (for his massive, stamped metal cleft chin), and his sidekick "Chet" delivering across the USA all the important goods and illegal beer, all the while using trucker-lingo.

[PDH]

Things were better when...life was more than just trying not to be miserable.

See, for all the shit...life is more than that.  It is fun to bitch about kids at least.  Someday, Ed will invite me to Ohio and we can sit on his porch and damn the modern day generation.

[saskganesh]

Don't worry. Many elderly people (especially potheads) get easily confused by unfamiliar sounds and sights.

indeed. It's a definite sign.

and what's with these people who use microphones for their handsfree cell phones? they use them everywhere, with little discretion. every call becomes a performance broadcast.

at first I thought it was just a fresh wave of Tourette's.