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Started by Malthus, April 12, 2013, 09:52:05 AM

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Malthus

#30
June 25, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
Sure, you would lose Disneyland, but you would also lose rednecks, swamps, and old people.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#31
June 25, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 25, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
Sure, you would lose Disneyland, but you would also lose rednecks, swamps, and old people.  :hmm:

Wrong. You'd just have Disneyland, you wouldn't have Disneyworld. Important distinction as the former is in a good state, the latter not so much.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#32
June 25, 2013, 10:11:22 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 25, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 25, 2013, 10:07:11 AM
Sure, you would lose Disneyland, but you would also lose rednecks, swamps, and old people.  :hmm:

Wrong. You'd just have Disneyland, you wouldn't have Disneyworld. Important distinction as the former is in a good state, the latter not so much.

My mistake.   :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Siege

#33
June 25, 2013, 10:23:32 AM
So, are wasps good for anything?
what would happen if we were to kill them all?


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

garbon

#34
June 25, 2013, 10:27:16 AM
Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 10:23:32 AM
So, are wasps good for anything?
what would happen if we were to kill them all?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp

QuoteParasitic wasps are increasingly used in agricultural pest control as they prey mostly on pest insects and have little impact on crops.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Siege

#35
June 25, 2013, 12:02:46 PM
Dam, I was hoping to ethnic cleanse some WASPs.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

PDH

#36
June 25, 2013, 12:04:39 PM
Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Malthus

#37
June 25, 2013, 01:29:17 PM
In the category "wierd parasites", meet ... the tongue zombie.

http://beestingbrose.blogspot.ca/2010/01/cymothoa-exigua-tongue-zombie.html

How do they breed? Oral sex!  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

#38
June 25, 2013, 01:35:16 PM
I think they talked about that parasite on QI once
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Ed Anger

#39
June 25, 2013, 01:36:38 PM
Yellow Jackets exterminated? Good. Bastards can die screaming to hell.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Siege

#40
June 25, 2013, 04:59:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 25, 2013, 01:36:38 PM
Yellow Jackets exterminated? Good. Bastards can die screaming to hell.

Do you mean these yellow jackets:



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

lustindarkness

#41
June 25, 2013, 07:21:30 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 25, 2013, 01:29:17 PM
In the category "wierd parasites", meet ... the tongue zombie.

http://beestingbrose.blogspot.ca/2010/01/cymothoa-exigua-tongue-zombie.html

How do they breed? Oral sex!  :D

WTF?!
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Malthus

#42
June 26, 2013, 08:18:56 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 25, 2013, 07:21:30 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 25, 2013, 01:29:17 PM
In the category "wierd parasites", meet ... the tongue zombie.

http://beestingbrose.blogspot.ca/2010/01/cymothoa-exigua-tongue-zombie.html

How do they breed? Oral sex!  :D

WTF?!

Fortunately, people can't get it.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

FunkMonk

#43
June 26, 2013, 08:23:53 AM
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

katmai

#44
June 26, 2013, 08:24:56 AM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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