Would you consider your spouse getting fat a good reason for divorce?

Started by MadImmortalMan, March 13, 2013, 03:42:49 PM

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Assuming he/she wasn't fat when you married.

Yes
30 (60%)
No
13 (26%)
I'll have a Jumbo Jack with extra ketchup, large fries and a Diet Coke
7 (14%)

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Eddie Teach

#555
April 02, 2013, 11:41:09 AM
He didn't clarify where you keep your junk.
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Razgovory

#556
April 02, 2013, 12:53:17 PM
I suppose keeping your pussy in a fanny pack is apt.
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Syt

#557
April 02, 2013, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 02, 2013, 10:41:05 AM
It is a well known scientific fact that actuaries, contrary to accountants, keep their genitalia in an easy-to-reach fanny pack for storage and safekeeping.

If they're married, the safekeeping is done in the wife's purse.
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derspiess

#558
April 05, 2013, 01:25:30 PM
So is this a victory for fat acceptance?  :D

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21888847/target-apologizes-for-label-on-plus-size-dress

QuoteTarget apologizes for label on plus-size dress

Some Target shoppers say a label that listed the color of a plus-size dress as "manatee gray" was insulting.  The label for the same dress in smaller sizes described it as "dark heather gray."
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merithyn

#559
April 05, 2013, 01:28:27 PM
Wow. I'd say that's a win for common politeness.

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I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
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derspiess

#560
April 05, 2013, 01:29:43 PM
People have no sense of humor :(
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

11B4V

#561
April 05, 2013, 01:50:58 PM
No, that is funny

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derspiess

#562
April 05, 2013, 01:59:48 PM
Looks like they're doing plus-sized gals a favor by charging them $2.99 less. 

Which would be more money for them to spend on food :rolleyes:
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Eddie Teach

#563
April 05, 2013, 02:12:01 PM
Oh the huge manatee?  :rolleyes:
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Caliga

#564
April 05, 2013, 04:25:56 PM
I don't care who you are, that shit is funny. :sleep:
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Ed Anger

#565
April 05, 2013, 05:50:23 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 05, 2013, 01:59:48 PM
Looks like they're doing plus-sized gals a favor by charging them $2.99 less. 

Which would be more money for them to spend on food :rolleyes:

More chorizo!
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